got an issue, need advice

aright so i smoke weed every day, but in 2 days im taking a vacation to the carribean islands, and ill b there for 7 to 10 days. i currently have afat sack of chronic, and i know its stupid to even b thinking this, but i was wondering if there was any way of bringing any of that weed with me possibly. i know that i will have 4 to 5 times as much fun if i have good ol mary jane with me. so do they usually have drug dogs in the airport/checking the luggage? since the terrorists just attacked again they will have more sucurity though:(

im just wondering if anybody has any ideas

Not a good idea right now man. Yes, they have major security going on right now. People can't bring any lotions, shampoos, gels, or even OG with them. My advice is to leave the buds at home, and score while on vacation. It's safer, and smarter.

hide some in a pack of cigarettes? unless they're banning that too

i dont smoke cigarettes.

mabey i could make weed brownies or a different weed food and bring that. would that work?

i most likely will bsticking with nochowders advice

i dont think i would risk it, just leave it, smoke a bowl before you go to the airport and see if you cant find any while your over there! g-luck:D

dude its pretty fucking easy to find weed in the carribean. i know when i went to the BVI, the place was crawling with marijuana. you just need to find the right people to ask

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Originally Posted by NightProwler

dude its pretty fucking easy to find weed in the carribean. i know when i went to the BVI, the place was crawling with marijuana. you just need to find the right people to ask

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yeah when i went to costa rica i asked a rasta selling pipes if i could find some weed and he hooked me up. i was very desperate atthe time but it was well worth it. its just kinda weird asking random ppol cas they might chap me, rip me off, or gimme some laced shit.

is weed legal in the carribean?

on holiday i always ask the people selling the pipes or the grow shops they ll tell you were to go to get a smoke.

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Originally Posted by acrca

is weed legal in the carribean?

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I'm fairly certain that it is not. Of course, weed is not legal in Jamaica or Amsterdam either.

If you really wanted to I would suggest getting a bad and getting one of the machines that gets all the air out of (cant think of the name right now) and just tape it to the inside of your leg. I wouldnt bring like an ounce or anything but I'm sure this would work. good luck

and even if you dont feel like doing that you could probobly find some weed where your goin

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Originally Posted by fractur

I'm fairly certain that it is not. Of course, weed is not legal in Jamaica or Amsterdam either.

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umm weed is legal in amsterdam

lol i owudltn risk it.. if it was a boat cruise ye.. and i know alot of ppl that have tried that.. sneaking in drugs.. i have a family member serving time right now for trafficking cocaine.. from Colombia to Canada.. yes im colombian.. but not a good idea.. especially with the tight security right now.. and dun worry if ur going to the caribean.. ur gonan fidn alot of weed.. jus ask ppl smoking it.. ur gonna see lik 100000 ppl smoking it.. thats all they do.. and most of the time u can go to those shops were u see them selling pipes n shit.. or jus look for a pic of Bob Marley..:stoned:

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Originally Posted by Juicyfruit

wouldnt risk it man, too much secuirty right now. Maybe not though seeing as its not over sea flight. mayb e jus tape it to your nutsack and you should be able to get through.

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lol that might work but it would not b good if a drug dog smelt that :(

what is the deal with drug dogs? is there even any?

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Originally Posted by acrca

umm weed is legal in amsterdam

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Technically it's not actually. It's like how in California cannabis is legal for medicinal users, but they can still go to jail on a federal level. Do I think they charge people with possession of marijuana often in amsterdam? No. Does that make it legal? No.

Don't be embarassed to ask around. You're a tourist, they love all your money. Just keep your head down, make sure you see it first, and if it's brown, don't be afraid to walk away.

After what happened in England, it would be hard to smuggle a toothpick in your ass, if you catch my drift.

Dude! Don't bring anything to the airport! It would be a huge risk right now and if you do decide to bring some with, be prepared to miss your trip and be jailed. Security is in no good mood these days.

You should have no trouble scoring at your destination. And good stuff too. And don't try to bring any home either. lol

yeah with all these new fuckin rules due to the thing in england I'd highly advise you not to even try

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Originally Posted by acrca

umm weed is legal in amsterdam

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no, its not...its just that nobody cares in certain parts of the city, mainly the red light district

http://ernieinamsterdam.com/laws.html

and no...i would highly advise against carrying anything illegal on an airliner...i travel everywhere by train, so i can do whatever the fuck i want...HAR HAR HAR

i guess i was wrong but thats very stupid and confusing, because it is illegal, but coffeeshops are still liscensed to sell it. WTF?

aright i guess ill leave my buds home. when i get back ill post here to tell if i found any weed in the carribean

I wouldnt try that it is just to risky.

About the only way you could do that with minimal risk is
kestering it LOL that means shoving it up your ass. How
bad do you wanna get high when you get off that plane?
LOL

I don't think you should take any kind of drug to a airport or you'll be going to jail. Just get the drugs off a street dealer when you get to your destination and save the big bag of chronic what you already got for when you get home.

have fun on your trip

cant u just put it in ya suitcase :s ...

I wouldn't risk it either... besides, it should be fairly easy to get some on your trip. Try those hair-braiding ladies, they hooked me up before. ;)

personally
i would not even consider
going to the carribean without weed
i would take the chance

wrap it in a condom
and shove it up your ass
jail style
they wont find it
and youll get high
as soon as you get to
your hotel

no jail just somem harsh words maybe a fine
no ones going to trip much about a lil weed

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Originally Posted by friendowl

personally
i would not even consider
going to the carribean without weed
i would take the chance

wrap it in a condom
and shove it up your ass
jail style
they wont find it
and youll get high
as soon as you get to
your hotel

no jail just somem harsh words maybe a fine
no ones going to trip much about a lil weed

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LOL friendowl, i dunno people have convinced me that i shouldnt do this, but it could still happen. somebody tell me something about drug dogs. are they ever in the airport? i am taking 3 planes to get there also so i dunno

Yes, dogs are in the airports. The last one I saw was at the airport in Tennessee where I was meeting some friends who flew in from California, for Bonnaroo. Security guard with a dog was walking into the airport just ahead of me. He turned left, so I entered and turned right. I saw him patrolling the baggage areas before I got my ass out of there. (I was carrying an ounce of some kickass but super-smelly pot, didn't want to risk getting close to that dog.)

And that was before the British terrorist thing. I'm sure it's worse now. I wouldn't risk it if I were you.

Ok first of all its not a good idea but i know a few

Baggies are air tight and dogs cannot smell through water so put the weed in a baggie then put the baggie in a kar full of water or a rubber johnny and then attach it to your dick or balls

Or take friendowls idea... lol

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Originally Posted by jamstigator

Yes, dogs are in the airports. The last one I saw was at the airport in Tennessee where I was meeting some friends who flew in from California, for Bonnaroo. Security guard with a dog was walking into the airport just ahead of me.

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this is what i wanted to know. if there were no dogs then id b chill and totally do it, but just thinking about it itd b the worst feeling in the world for a dog to come up and bite you in those areas, because it would hurt, and you know your being chapped at the same time. ima forget about it

good luck finding weed wherever you go on vacation
once you get there you going to think about it
and say to yourself "damn some weed would be perfect "
then your going to get major urges to smoke so you will walk
in the streets asking around till you end up getting robbed
butt raped mouth raped then thrown in jail for drug poseesion
where you will agian be subject to play the skin flute

stuff it in a condom and swallow it, then poop it out when you arrive at your destination. swallow as much as you want or as much as you can ;)

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Originally Posted by friendowl

good luck finding weed wherever you go on vacation
once you get there you going to think about it
and say to yourself "damn some weed would be perfect "
then your going to get major urges to smoke so you will walk
in the streets asking around till you end up getting robbed
butt raped mouth raped then thrown in jail for drug poseesion
where you will agian be subject to play the skin flute

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lol so im pretty much screwed either way

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Originally Posted by Jongbong

stuff it in a condom and swallow it, then poop it out when you arrive at your destination. swallow as much as you want or as much as you can ;)

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does that work? how would it go through digestion :confused:

Yeah, that's what people enjoy on vacation: some pooped-up pot! *laugh*

your asshole must be filthy
mine is clean enough to eat out of
take a shower buddy
trust me on the the bootie thing
my friends dad is a big time gangster
his son,my friend was going to county
to serve some time for assault
his dad found out and made his son
bring in a syringe some heroin a lighter
and some speed.
my friend had it in his asshole for days
he even called me on the phone and said
"my body ate everything i cant find it"
then he called back and said
'damnb i found it youd be surprised how much
room is up your ass after you pass the lil barrier
its like storage"

hahahahahahhaha

what about finding the address of the hotel
and mailing it to yourself

aright i know what im gonna do ill post back in a week or so

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Originally Posted by acrca

aright i know what im gonna do ill post back in a week or so

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aright im back.

yes i took friend owls advice, and i have to say it was well worth it. i wrapped that dank up in saran wrap, coverd it in vasiline and popped it right in.
i had to go through 3 flights that day, which took about 12 hours altogether, so it was a pain in the ass. (pun intended) it wasnt that bad actually it just felt like i had to take a shit all day.

i know alot of you think im sick, but like i said it was worth it, i got baked every day while i was in the carribean, and i rode atvs and jet skis and it wouldnt have been as fun without it.

thanks for convincing me friend owl :thumbsup:

BTW Did you see any dogs? Most aren't drug dogs but bobm sniffing dogs.

i told you
fuck all this bullshit
we true stoners
"STAY HIGH"

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Originally Posted by acrca

i dont smoke cigarettes.

mabey i could make weed brownies or a different weed food and bring that. would that work?

i most likely will bsticking with nochowders advice

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bet you can get some there...