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08-12-2006, 10:28 PM
tbailey

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i went to a kids house last night and we drank a bunnch of captain. so i have these 2 kids who i smoek with everyday, and we match down on everything together. so there is a kid there, ill call him adam who i am sorta friends with, but he pisses me off a lot. so i smoke him up a nice fat jay. meanwhile hes the type who i have to say puff puff pass motherfucker. so i smoke him up, then later that night me and the 2 kdis i lways smoke with wanted to smoke a jay by ourselves, because adam never pitches in and he always talks about how hes been smokin so much longer than we have and how he is the holy king of kannabis. so we light up the second jay in the bathroom with the door locked. so he breaks the lock when there i liek 1/3 of the jay left and he says" what the fuck way to call me" and he grabs the j. he hits it like 5 times and then we tell hiom to give it back to us. "he says fuck off you didnt call me". meanwhile i was thinking "i didnt want to call you ass hole. your a loser. you were adopted, your parents dont even love you" and he puts out the last 1/4 of the jay and takes it. he just fucking steals my weed and im really pissed rihgt now.
i just had to get that off of my chest. leave replys and tell any stories about a douche bag like this
08-12-2006, 10:41 PM
dryst

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he took ur weed?...are u scared of him?....punch him in the temple or something...
08-12-2006, 11:09 PM
Samwhore

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wow, what a jackass, i have two friends who i dont like to smoke with and i just dont smoke around or with them, its that easy
08-12-2006, 11:16 PM
Bong30

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Quit calling him..........

Listen to Sam ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
08-13-2006, 12:48 AM
sanguinekane

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Ummm, tell him again to give it back, and if he doesn't, punch him in the stomach. Seriosuly, if there were three of you, don't let yourselves be pushed around by one douche bag. Some people will continue to pick on others until they're taught a lesson. I don't normally advocate violence, but when people simply refuse to listen to reason and compromise, then there isn't any other way.
08-13-2006, 01:22 AM
Alive

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You c an beat his ass but don't tell him his parents don't love him, then your a dousche bag too.
08-13-2006, 01:45 AM
JerryGarcia

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Yeah, there's this douche bag dealer who I used to buy from but then like an idiot he got caught so I stopped buying from him. So today I'm looking to buy and my usual dealer's gone, so I figure what the fuck, I'll call him up. So I call him and I'm like "hey, man, remember me? I used to buy shit from you" and he goes "yeah, and I heard you got caught selling it and snitched on me like a little faggot". Of course that wasn't true, and I go "Man, what the fuck, that isn't true, I've never even sold weed in my life" and he just hangs up on me.
08-13-2006, 03:49 AM
DiZ

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I say punch him in the back of the head. :D
Or tell him you don't like smoking with him, because of the way he fucks up the rotations.
08-13-2006, 03:56 AM
Jongbong

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just don't smoke with him, simple as that.
08-13-2006, 04:16 AM
NightProwler

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Quote:

Originally Posted by tbailey

i went to a kids house last night and we drank a bunnch of captain. so i have these 2 kids who i smoek with everyday, and we match down on everything together. so there is a kid there, ill call him adam who i am sorta friends with, but he pisses me off a lot. so i smoke him up a nice fat jay. meanwhile hes the type who i have to say puff puff pass motherfucker. so i smoke him up, then later that night me and the 2 kdis i lways smoke with wanted to smoke a jay by ourselves, because adam never pitches in and he always talks about how hes been smokin so much longer than we have and how he is the holy king of kannabis. so we light up the second jay in the bathroom with the door locked. so he breaks the lock when there i liek 1/3 of the jay left and he says" what the fuck way to call me" and he grabs the j. he hits it like 5 times and then we tell hiom to give it back to us. "he says fuck off you didnt call me". meanwhile i was thinking "i didnt want to call you ass hole. your a loser. you were adopted, your parents dont even love you" and he puts out the last 1/4 of the jay and takes it. he just fucking steals my weed and im really pissed rihgt now.
i just had to get that off of my chest. leave replys and tell any stories about a douche bag like this

wait dude... is he bigger than you or what? i would never let someone do that shit to me.
08-13-2006, 05:03 AM
KNVB

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I'd slap someones face off that took my joint, put it out and took it.
08-13-2006, 08:53 PM
tbailey

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sanguinekane actually that was just before the kid was going to take us home, so after the jay we pretty much went straight out to the trick to go home. my friends tell me that they wre flipping out on him for taking the joint. good. well, i'm an 130 lb wrestler and hes a heavy set kid, but not that fat and a lot bigger than me. dont get me wrong if i get pissed off he stands no chance fighting against me. im just trying not to include him in anything. my 2 friends smoke a jay in his room and adam came to his house in the middle of the jay and i didnt even look at him. fucking asshole. and i woudl never tell anyone that their parents dont love them, thats just rude
when he took the jay, i was super high and drunk, so i didnt knwo what to do. but if he ever tries that shit with me again, hes dead. its a shame because we used to be tihgt with each other, but then he just turned into a douchebag.
08-13-2006, 09:19 PM
Nochowderforyou

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Yeah, I used to hang with an asshole like that too. Now, he has no friends because all of us have turned our backs on him. He never did anything personal to me, but to my buddies he sure did. I'm a 6'3 guy, have been since I was 15. He knew better not to piss me off.

This guy just doesn't care about anyone but himself. He used to steal from us all the time. Talk like he was the king of everything, and always put us down.

This one time, we were at a party in a small town. My one buddy who drove us out there, well he passed out, so this prick job friend of ours, decides to steal his car. Keep in mind he had at least 15 beers in him. He dned up turning a sharp corner going 130km per/hr, rolls the car, and totals the shit out of it. My buddy came from a poor family and this was his first, and only car and our friend totalled it.

Then prick-job would laugh about it later. He would be at other parties bragging about he stole his friends car and wrecked it, and I mean, he would laugh about it.

Overall, he's an asshole, who has no friends now. :thumbsup:
08-13-2006, 11:50 PM
WeedFaerie420

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Quote:

Originally Posted by dryst

he took ur weed?...are u scared of him?....punch him in the temple or something...

I agree, at this point you REALLY need to stand up for yourself. What's yours is yours broh
08-14-2006, 12:24 AM
Big Calhoun

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Wow, this weekend has been very violent... I think I'll join in...

Stab him in the scrotum with a toothpick! Friggin, take him to the middle of howhere, make him get nekkid, then spread caustic paste all over him and leave! That'll learn 'em!

OK...the drugs are kicking in now...

Seriouslly, be a man, take a stand, and say what you gotta say. If it has to get physical for him to understand, then it has to get physical. But don't get punked down b/c that gets around and other people will punk you. You don't have to make a big scene about it, but don't be a pushover either.