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Want to toke but have to find a job tommarow : (
Any one elss not getting high tonight?
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Want to toke but have to find a job tommarow : (
Any one elss not getting high tonight?
Nope probably not lol
only joking, get a job though
job = weed :D
i just got a job, i like being able to buy large amounts of marijuana
If you smoke tonight, you won't have the motivation to job hunt tomorrow? Or are you expecting to be drug tested? Cuz if it's a drug test, just head to your nearest smoke shop and buy synthetic urine. That's a FUCKED UP job that would actually WATCH you deliver a sample for a drug test. One I wouldn't wanna take.
I'm not getting high tonight. No matter, I've got a bottle of Jack begging to be opened...
no tokeing for me :(
Oh hell yeah. Of course. Why, you guys think I have a life?
My plan.Quote:
Originally Posted by JunkYard
What if I saved some of my current clean urine in a vile and used that?
Might be nasty to keep around but would it work if I had to keep it for a week or two?
im not smoking tonight, thats because im smoking a quarter with a buddy on the way to the beach tomarrow.
sounds like it will be a good day.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Colonel
I'm not smoking tonight cause I'm broke, N****R I'M BROKE!(in cheppelles voice).
What do you guys think?Quote:
Originally Posted by FAllout
Sorry for bumping if any one cares.
i haven't smoked since monday due to financial reason. but i start my new job next week. im gonna see if my mom will lend me some money cuz im going insane without my smoke.
i havent smoked in a few weeks
Can it be reheated?Quote:
Originally Posted by FAllout
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Im so pathetic
If you'd have asked me if I was getting high tonight, yesterday, I would have said no.
But since it is today, and not yesterday, I can say yes, as I am currently passing the time until I go meet a new dealer.
Here's what I did in the Army (before I realized that my weighing 100 pounds at 5'10" made me so skinny that I couldn't fail). I'd get a squeeze container, something like an Elmer's Glue container. I'd fill that with clean urine, and hang it from my belt, down the front of my pants. Then when it came time to piss, I'd unzip, and squeeze out some urine. Keeping it right there in my crotch area kept the temperature okay, and the flow of the urine coming out of the squeeze bottle sounds very similar to a person pissing normally. The only prob came once when I squeezed out a bunch of piss and then let the container re-expand, and it made a gurgling sound as air bubbled into it. Sounded loud to me, but the guy didn't notice (or didn't care).
The only way this doesn't work is if they stand really close to you and demand to see your genitals while you're pissing, which has never happened. I think people are probably uncomfortable uttering the phrase, "I'm sorry sir, but you need to pull your dick all the way out of your pants and let me view it while you piss." To which one could then reply, "I'm sorry, I have a tiny dick so you're going to need to get on your knees to get a good look." *laugh*
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Originally Posted by jamstigator
ha Im about the same weight and height.
so I think Ill be okay.
Nah, no smokey for me. And for like the next month or so...not for lack of trying. Got a 'request' in on 2 Zs that should be here in a week or so. Even then, still can't smoke it.
So in the meantime, going to the hobby store tomorrow and might pick up a R/C helicopter or plane. Need a new hobby to get into. I just bought another gun, but damn, there's only so many you can take to the range. And ammo is expensive!
for sure it will work, put water in sink on after you act like you take a piss, say your washing your hands, and heat up that vial, unless in the bathroom has no hot water, or they put you in a room with no sink, nonethe less put that on your ball.sk hahaha and it will warm up in 4-5 minutes, just think ahead man, think ahead.Quote:
Originally Posted by Juicyfruit
if your 100 pounds at 5'11 your ridiculusly skinny!
I would never get a job that required me to get a drug test.
Work life and private life should be seperate. They don't like it, fuck them.
im not exactly that. Im a lil shorter and a lil heavyer. Its not to bad. but i do need to start working out.