Bad english..

OMFG wtf, has anyone ever tried talking to some one on a instant messaging service that has BAD english..heres what I'm dealing with

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Originally Posted by MSN

·$21κаιι·$(089,172,255) ׀ ·$20кιяѕтч ·$20κаиз ·$(089,172,255)׀ ·$21κаιι·$0 says:
hiyaah hoo ir u?
BJ^ - DCLXVI - says:
Pretty good.
·$21κаιι·$(089,172,255) ׀ ·$20кιяѕтч ·$20κаиз ·$(089,172,255)׀ ·$21κаιι·$0 says:
naw hoo r u?
BJ^ - DCLXVI - says:
Lol
BJ^ - DCLXVI - says:
Eh I dunno
BJ^ - DCLXVI - says:
The guy that thought your sister was a H2K member.
·$21κаιι·$(089,172,255) ׀ ·$20кιяѕтч ·$20κаиз ·$(089,172,255)׀ ·$21κаιι·$0 says:
wit?
BJ^ - DCLXVI - says:
Eh..I dunno.
BJ^ - DCLXVI - says:
But you logged on your sisters email
BJ^ - DCLXVI - says:
And I thought you were the girl from H2K clan
BJ^ - DCLXVI - says:
And I thought your sister knew M3Thod
BJ^ - DCLXVI - says:
But it was you..
·$21κаιι·$(089,172,255) ׀ ·$20кιяѕтч ·$20κаиз ·$(089,172,255)׀ ·$21κаιι·$0 says:
wit ir u aw aboot u talk sum amount a shite
BJ^ - DCLXVI - says:

·$21κаιι·$(089,172,255) ׀ ·$20кιяѕтч ·$20κаиз ·$(089,172,255)׀ ·$21κаιι·$0 says:
wit u geein meh a ?
·$21κаιι·$(089,172,255) ׀ ·$20кιяѕтч ·$20κаиз ·$(089,172,255)׀ ·$21κаιι·$0 says:
fir
BJ^ - DCLXVI - says:
I dont understand...
·$21κаιι·$(089,172,255) ׀ ·$20кιяѕтч ·$20κаиз ·$(089,172,255)׀ ·$21κаιι·$0 says:
ware u fae?
BJ^ - DCLXVI - says:
U.S.
·$21κаιι·$(089,172,255) ׀ ·$20кιяѕтч ·$20κаиз ·$(089,172,255)׀ ·$21κаιι·$0 says:
wits ur name?
BJ^ - DCLXVI - says:
David
·$21κаιι·$(089,172,255) ׀ ·$20кιяѕтч ·$20κаиз ·$(089,172,255)׀ ·$21κаιι·$0 says:
ware aboots in the u.s.
BJ^ - DCLXVI - says:
Mich...
·$21κаιι·$(089,172,255) ׀ ·$20кιяѕтч ·$20κаиз ·$(089,172,255)׀ ·$21κаιι·$0 says:
move tae new york it looks better
BJ^ - DCLXVI - says:
lol
·$21κаιι·$(089,172,255) ׀ ·$20кιяѕтч ·$20κаиз ·$(089,172,255)׀ ·$21κаιι·$0 says:
wit age ir u?
·$21κаιι·$(089,172,255) ׀ ·$20кιяѕтч ·$20κаиз ·$(089,172,255)׀ ·$21κаιι·$0 says:
?

·$21κаιι·$(089,172,255) ׀ ·$20кιяѕтч ·$20κаиз ·$(089,172,255)׀ ·$21κаιι·$0 just sent you a Nudge!

BJ^ - DCLXVI - says:
16
BJ^ - DCLXVI - says:
Sorry I was gone
·$21κаιι·$(089,172,255) ׀ ·$20кιяѕтч ·$20κаиз ·$(089,172,255)׀ ·$21κаιι·$0 says:
klkl u shud say brb
·$21κаιι·$(089,172,255) ׀ ·$20кιяѕтч ·$20κаиз ·$(089,172,255)׀ ·$21κаιι·$0 says:
no hw ur name wit dis it say?
BJ^ - DCLXVI - says:
What do you mean?
·$21κаιι·$(089,172,255) ׀ ·$20кιяѕтч ·$20κаиз ·$(089,172,255)׀ ·$21κаιι·$0 says:
no hw wen a talk it says kaii|kirsty kane|kaii wit dis urs say?
BJ^ - DCLXVI - says:
Mines says BJ^ - DCLXVI - lol
·$21κаιι·$(089,172,255) ׀ ·$20кιяѕтч ·$20κаиз ·$(089,172,255)׀ ·$21κаιι·$0 says:
wit dis tht mean?
BJ^ - DCLXVI - says:
666
·$21κаιι·$(089,172,255) ׀ ·$20кιяѕтч ·$20κаиз ·$(089,172,255)׀ ·$21κаιι·$0 says:
hw no ur name?
BJ^ - DCLXVI - says:
??
·$21κаιι·$(089,172,255) ׀ ·$20кιяѕтч ·$20κаиз ·$(089,172,255)׀ ·$21κаιι·$0 says:
hw no david?
BJ^ - DCLXVI - says:
What does hw mean?
·$21κаιι·$(089,172,255) ׀ ·$20кιяѕтч ·$20κаиз ·$(089,172,255)׀ ·$21κаιι·$0 says:
how

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What the hell lol, I dont understand a word she's saying :confused:.

Is that ......what is it called........ ?

Chalves Talk?????

Easy on me, im a white dude from colorado..............lol


Im going with some kind of slang, Orange

Lmao! hoo = who

people spell words how they are prenounced(sp) stupid i know

Campbell thanks for that one but what the fuck does the rest of that shit mean? xD, I really dont understand that bs.

What could that person possibly have been doing during English class over the years? Obviously very little.

lol
they seemd angery

u live in michigan?

wit, wiv = with
ur = your
dis = this
hw = how
nw = now

take the aeiou's out of the words (thats what some retards like to do :D)

Omfg heres more. Ok I promise not to post anymore but dammit, every single thing she says I have to say ? to and even then she still says something I dont understand. What the hell....

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Originally Posted by MSN

·$21κаιι·$(089,172,255) ׀ ·$20кιяѕтч ·$20κаиз ·$(089,172,255)׀ ·$21κаιι·$0 says:
hw no david?
BJ^ - DCLXVI - says:
What does hw mean?
·$21κаιι·$(089,172,255) ׀ ·$20кιяѕтч ·$20κаиз ·$(089,172,255)׀ ·$21κаιι·$0 says:
how
·$21κаιι·$(089,172,255) ׀ ·$20кιяѕтч ·$20κаиз ·$(089,172,255)׀ ·$21κаιι·$0 says:
u got a pic?
BJ^ - DCLXVI - says:
Yeah
BJ^ - DCLXVI - says:
http://boards.cannabis.com/attachmen...8&d=1155257631
·$21κаιι·$(089,172,255) ׀ ·$20кιяѕтч ·$20κаиз ·$(089,172,255)׀ ·$21κаιι·$0 says:
kin a c it n al show u wan of me
·$21κаιι·$(089,172,255) ׀ ·$20кιяѕтч ·$20κаиз ·$(089,172,255)׀ ·$21κаιι·$0 says:
kin u no put it is ur disply picture?
·$21κаιι·$(089,172,255) ׀ ·$20кιяѕтч ·$20κаиз ·$(089,172,255)׀ ·$21κаιι·$0 says:
>>>>
BJ^ - DCLXVI - says:
Cool
·$21κаιι·$(089,172,255) ׀ ·$20кιяѕтч ·$20κаиз ·$(089,172,255)׀ ·$21κаιι·$0 says:
kin u no do tht?
BJ^ - DCLXVI - says:

·$21κаιι·$(089,172,255) ׀ ·$20кιяѕтч ·$20κаиз ·$(089,172,255)׀ ·$21κаιι·$0 says:
klkl
·$21κаιι·$(089,172,255) ׀ ·$20кιяѕтч ·$20κаиз ·$(089,172,255)׀ ·$21κаιι·$0 says:
dae u smoke?
BJ^ - DCLXVI - says:
I guess so
·$21κаιι·$(089,172,255) ׀ ·$20кιяѕтч ·$20κаиз ·$(089,172,255)׀ ·$21κаιι·$0 says:
do u no hink its disgustin
·$21κаιι·$(089,172,255) ׀ ·$20кιяѕтч ·$20κаиз ·$(089,172,255)׀ ·$21κаιι·$0 says:
?
BJ^ - DCLXVI - says:
LOL
BJ^ - DCLXVI - says:
No
·$21κаιι·$(089,172,255) ׀ ·$20кιяѕтч ·$20κаиз ·$(089,172,255)׀ ·$21κаιι·$0 says:
a dae av only tryed it
·$21κаιι·$(089,172,255) ׀ ·$20кιяѕтч ·$20κаиз ·$(089,172,255)׀ ·$21κаιι·$0 says:
wit time is it in mich?
·$21κаιι·$(089,172,255) ׀ ·$20кιяѕтч ·$20κаиз ·$(089,172,255)׀ ·$21κаιι·$0 says:
?
BJ^ - DCLXVI - says:
Oh I'm sorry.

The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:
Oh I'm sorry.

BJ^ - DCLXVI - says:
I was away lol
BJ^ - DCLXVI - says:
Sorry
BJ^ - DCLXVI - says:
It's 9 pm
·$21κаιι·$(089,172,255) ׀ ·$20кιяѕтч ·$20κаиз ·$(089,172,255)׀ ·$21κаιι·$0 says:
cool
·$21κаιι·$(089,172,255) ׀ ·$20кιяѕтч ·$20κаиз ·$(089,172,255)׀ ·$21κаιι·$0 says:
is it
BJ^ - DCLXVI - says:
?
·$21κаιι·$(089,172,255) ׀ ·$20кιяѕтч ·$20κаиз ·$(089,172,255)׀ ·$21κаιι·$0 says:
its 20 past 2 in the morrnin heer lol
BJ^ - DCLXVI - says:
lo.
·$21κаιι·$(089,172,255) ׀ ·$20кιяѕтч ·$20κаиз ·$(089,172,255)׀ ·$21κаιι·$0 says:
whit u up to/
·$21κаιι·$(089,172,255) ׀ ·$20кιяѕтч ·$20κаиз ·$(089,172,255)׀ ·$21κаιι·$0 says:
**?
BJ^ - DCLXVI - says:
Nothin much
BJ^ - DCLXVI - says:
Just bored.
·$21κаιι·$(089,172,255) ׀ ·$20кιяѕтч ·$20κаиз ·$(089,172,255)׀ ·$21κаιι·$0 says:
u no gawin oot?
BJ^ - DCLXVI - says:
no
·$21κаιι·$(089,172,255) ׀ ·$20кιяѕтч ·$20κаиз ·$(089,172,255)׀ ·$21κаιι·$0 says:
how?
BJ^ - DCLXVI - says:

·$21κаιι·$(089,172,255) ׀ ·$20кιяѕтч ·$20κаиз ·$(089,172,255)׀ ·$21κаιι·$0 says:
y?
·$21κаιι·$(089,172,255) ׀ ·$20кιяѕтч ·$20κаиз ·$(089,172,255)׀ ·$21κаιι·$0 says:
why?
BJ^ - DCLXVI - says:
Why what?

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lol shes callin u dae

Most likely that persons a 'chav' they all speak like that

anyway just tell her to SPEAK ENGLISH!

I think she blocked me because she went offline lol. Eventually I was gonna do the same anyway. But anyways this isnt a spam thread or anything, it's just to tell those out there that talk like this on MSN, DONT DO IT, speak fucking proper english so everyone can understand, I hate internet talk :D.

Yeah thats is

Chav..... there was a thread on it.........

Find it CC......

fyi, the majority of the world's population uses english as a 2nd language, at best...half not at all! obviously the poster is not from an english-speaking country and should deserve a break and not be pestered with ridicule...

wats ur msn orange?

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Originally Posted by Bong30

Yeah thats is

Chav..... there was a thread on it.........

Find it CC......

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just look on www.chavscum.co.uk

http://chavscum.co.uk/4images/index....0f8eeaeb8fe812 (thats what they all look like - wannabe gangsters)

I lmao @ that!

Funny shit,

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Originally Posted by shoi

wats ur msn orange?

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I dunno how to tell you, I cant just type it here because I dont want everyone to have it, dont wanna risk some annoying noob annoying the shit outta me :p.

Give me your e-mail and I'll e-mail it to you.

i have an idea... ill message u on myspace

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Originally Posted by cannabis campbell

wit, wiv = with
ur = your
dis = this
hw = how
nw = now

take the aeiou's out of the words (thats what some retards like to do :D)

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that qualifies some as retarded
it's a type of short hand
id say ur retared 4 makeing that remark

1ts n07 a5 6ad a5 99l 7ha7 7a1k l1k3 t41s

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Originally Posted by mamma puffpuff420

that qualifies some as retarded
it's a type of short hand
id say ur retared 4 makeing that remark

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yeah this is how people talk over here aswell they dont talk proper english its not just on msn

go on www.chavscum.co.uk

these people are hated in the uk

maybe you should educate yourself more on what im talking about before you call me a fucking retard

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Originally Posted by mamma puffpuff420

that qualifies some as retarded
it's a type of short hand
id say ur retared 4 makeing that remark

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I think most of us were thinking more along the lines of that Chaves crap. Did yo go to the Chavscum site and look at the salng those guys use? It sounds alot like the stuff Orange is dealing with.

He didnt stike me as some court stenographer...... IMO

CC (eye to eye) ..................LOL

The way that person is typing would imply they're a scottish chav... unless they're just a plain old chav who likes to pretend they're scottish maybe:confused:

Should I be worried that I can decode 99% of it...

most probably a glaswegion writing how they speak .... scottish language .. by a person from glasgow.

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Originally Posted by cannabis campbell

just look on www.chavscum.co.uk

http://chavscum.co.uk/4images/index....0f8eeaeb8fe812 (thats what they all look like - wannabe gangsters)

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So, is Lady Sovereign a chav?

What about Dizzy Rascal?

Every now and again that... music... floods into american underground hip hop.

yup both of them

Yeah, they both piss me off. They look like old school wiggers, the ones you saw back in the early 90's. In fact, everything about what they wear and how they act seems to come from the early 90's.

Just wondering, how popular are those two in England? Are they considered mainstream in England?

underground really if you like that sort of thing

imo dizzee rascal is much more popular than lady sovereign and i like his music