Experience at Long john silvers

I was with a bunch of my friends all of whom are my regular smoking buddies. Except for this one guy, we'll just call him fatass for now. We were all at my friends house up in his room smoking. 6 of us including me. We got high as hell, bowl after bowl after bowl.

I don't know why fatass was there tho, he's one of those guys that follows u around and thinks that your his friend, but doesn't get the picture, so you just kinda forget about it. Well before he would always claim how high he always got, but none of us had ever seen him high before until that night. Im pretty sure this was his first time acctually getting high, cuz we made his fatass inhale that shit.

Well two of my friends left, so the rest of us decided to go get somethen to eat cuz we had the munchies like crazy. We all piled into my friends car, it was kinda crowded cuz fatass was in there too(haha) Newayz, we drove to long john silvers and went inside, all of us high as hell. Well all of us except for fatass were experienced smokers, and we knew how to not "act" high. Fatass was the last one to order his food, and he acted so stupid. "uhhhh I'll have the.........hehehe, I'll have the uhhh number 4. Do I get fries with that?"
"uhh yes"
"Sweeeeeeet"
I was like oh god...why in the hell did he come?

We got our food and went and sat down in a booth. I decided I needed some ketchup so i went up to the little condiment section and took my food with me cuz I figured someone else would do somethen to it or eat some of it. So i got the ketchup and started to walk back when i saw one of the workers(the guy who took our order) standing there talking to my friends. I walked up behind him and i listened to what he was saying.....

"So.. how long have you guys been smoking?"
My friend..
"Well, were not high or anything" *Puts hand over face to cover his eyes*
Worker...
"The reason I can tell is because I'm a police officer..."
At that point I was still standing behind him, and i had my food in my hands, and i was trying to decide if i should run or not. Thats when my friend stood up and told me to sit down. I thought.....shit.
The worker continued on...
"Well actually i use to be a police officer..I moved here from alburquerqe(I think thats what he said) and I thought i could get a job as a cop here but things haven't been working out, and I guess you just gotta take what you can get." this made me chuckle a little
"But you guys aren't in trouble or anything...I'm just giving you a heads up..last week there were some guys in here like you, and they got busted by some cops that came in here to eat lunch, so what Im saying is...be careful"
At that point fatass says
"Well thank you for the heads up sir" *Shakes his hand*
The worker walked off, and we all sat there chuckling, trying not to "act" stoned again. We ate our food for a little bit longer...and thats when paranoia started to kick into me..... Thoughts were racing through my brain....
"what if he is an undercop? what if he went into the back and called the cops? What if there are cops waiting for us outside?"
Then I said...we gotta get outta here....and everyone is like what the fuck?
I was like.....we gotta go...and then I grabbed a handful of fries and a handful of fish and walked out the door not making eye contact with any of the workers... I was scared as fuck for some reason, even tho I knew i shouldn't have been.

The rest of the day was cool, except that was a total buzz killer for me. I dont remember much of anything else. But to this day we laugh about that expereince and how scared we were, and how fatass totally gave it away. We also laugh about how he tried to play it cool when we were confronted....(thanks for the heads up sir) hahah that cracks me up everytime i picture that moment in my head. but I also can't help but think that that worker was probably a stoner himself, and he was probably just fucking around with us. I mean why else would he be working at long john silvers if he claimed to be a police officer once before...but you know how paranoia kicks in so i never thought of any of that while it was happening

but aww well this was just one of my expereinces smoking weed.....i know its kinda long....acctually really fucking long....but i thought i needed to share it with someone else

haha, that story's funny as hell...lol, fatass...those kind of people get on my nerves

What's wrong with fat people?

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Originally Posted by TheFatKid

What's wrong with fat people?

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Absolutely nothing! :thumbsup: I think that fat (bigger) people are really cool people and they are some of the coolest people to be around. Just cause someone is bigger than others is no reason to bash on them and make them feel bad. Fat people are cool and get mad props in my book.

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Originally Posted by DoPe.FieN

That was the stupidest fucking story iv ever heard. By the 5th sentence i was already hoping that somewhere along the end someone beat you up or raped your mother. God you are such a fucking douche bag. Go get kidnapped or something so you can come back here with a real fucking story

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Ok, I'm seeing a pattern here. Every single one of your posts has been an ignorant personal attack. Get some counseling... you sound like you really need it.

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Originally Posted by blazed620

I was with a bunch of my friends all of whom are my regular smoking buddies. Except for this one guy, we'll just call him fatass for now. We were all at my friends house up in his room smoking. 6 of us including me. We got high as hell, bowl after bowl after bowl.

I don't know why fatass was there tho, he's one of those guys that follows u around and thinks that your his friend, but doesn't get the picture, so you just kinda forget about it. Well before he would always claim how high he always got, but none of us had ever seen him high before until that night. Im pretty sure this was his first time acctually getting high, cuz we made his fatass inhale that shit.

Well two of my friends left, so the rest of us decided to go get somethen to eat cuz we had the munchies like crazy. We all piled into my friends car, it was kinda crowded cuz fatass was in there too(haha) Newayz, we drove to long john silvers and went inside, all of us high as hell. Well all of us except for fatass were experienced smokers, and we knew how to not "act" high. Fatass was the last one to order his food, and he acted so stupid. "uhhhh I'll have the.........hehehe, I'll have the uhhh number 4. Do I get fries with that?"
"uhh yes"
"Sweeeeeeet"
I was like oh god...why in the hell did he come?

We got our food and went and sat down in a booth. I decided I needed some ketchup so i went up to the little condiment section and took my food with me cuz I figured someone else would do somethen to it or eat some of it. So i got the ketchup and started to walk back when i saw one of the workers(the guy who took our order) standing there talking to my friends. I walked up behind him and i listened to what he was saying.....

"So.. how long have you guys been smoking?"
My friend..
"Well, were not high or anything" *Puts hand over face to cover his eyes*
Worker...
"The reason I can tell is because I'm a police officer..."
At that point I was still standing behind him, and i had my food in my hands, and i was trying to decide if i should run or not. Thats when my friend stood up and told me to sit down. I thought.....shit.
The worker continued on...
"Well actually i use to be a police officer..I moved here from alburquerqe(I think thats what he said) and I thought i could get a job as a cop here but things haven't been working out, and I guess you just gotta take what you can get." this made me chuckle a little
"But you guys aren't in trouble or anything...I'm just giving you a heads up..last week there were some guys in here like you, and they got busted by some cops that came in here to eat lunch, so what Im saying is...be careful"
At that point fatass says
"Well thank you for the heads up sir" *Shakes his hand*
The worker walked off, and we all sat there chuckling, trying not to "act" stoned again. We ate our food for a little bit longer...and thats when paranoia started to kick into me..... Thoughts were racing through my brain....
"what if he is an undercop? what if he went into the back and called the cops? What if there are cops waiting for us outside?"
Then I said...we gotta get outta here....and everyone is like what the fuck?
I was like.....we gotta go...and then I grabbed a handful of fries and a handful of fish and walked out the door not making eye contact with any of the workers... I was scared as fuck for some reason, even tho I knew i shouldn't have been.

The rest of the day was cool, except that was a total buzz killer for me. I dont remember much of anything else. But to this day we laugh about that expereince and how scared we were, and how fatass totally gave it away. We also laugh about how he tried to play it cool when we were confronted....(thanks for the heads up sir) hahah that cracks me up everytime i picture that moment in my head. but I also can't help but think that that worker was probably a stoner himself, and he was probably just fucking around with us. I mean why else would he be working at long john silvers if he claimed to be a police officer once before...but you know how paranoia kicks in so i never thought of any of that while it was happening

but aww well this was just one of my expereinces smoking weed.....i know its kinda long....acctually really fucking long....but i thought i needed to share it with someone else

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lmao somehow that story made me laugh.. hard.:thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by TheFatKid

What's wrong with fat people?

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Nothing is wrong with fat people....im not too skinny myself, and a few of my friends are fat....but "fatass" isn't one of my friends...therefor I can say what i want about him...trust me it's mutual, he doesn't like me either. But get use to it cuz i have a few stories about him still left to tell. But I'll save them for another time. :D

I have a friend like that.

Big fat guy, but he's schizophenic, an alcoholic, and will eat all your food and drink all your water. Everytime I hang out with him, I feel like I'm babysitting him because he's incapable of doing most things himself.

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Originally Posted by thcbongman

I have a friend like that.

Big fat guy, but he's schizophenic, an alcoholic, and will eat all your food and drink all your water. Everytime I hang out with him, I feel like I'm babysitting him because he's incapable of doing most things himself.

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haha lol.....:p

I don't like Long John Silvers
I got an under cooked fried clam once (6 years ago) and have never gone back!
P.S.
It's those undercover fry cooks that you have to watch out for!:smokin:

:dance: good thing then ...he wasn't a cook, he just took our order...im relieved now:thumbsup:

i second that inferius we should start a charity and all the proceeds go toward gittin some counseling for DoPe.FieN, come on now everybody chip in =)

Fat people unite!

dude, you need to stop bashing "fatass" it sounds like you guys are assholes to him and he just wants to be part of your crew. i bet if your nice to him he'll probally accually be a pretty cool person. right now you probally make him feel like shit so he makes stuff up (like smoking weed) to fit in and try to get some respect from you guys.

what a hater. your lucky your friends put up with you fucking running away with hands full of food and piss running down your leg. Sounds like you cant handle your bud not "fat ass"

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Originally Posted by TheFatKid

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everything. ha just kidding

Lol that was a good story, fat ass. When I read about the paranoia part I could relate to that alot lol! I really hate when that starts to happen. Theres something in me that knows it's just paranoia then theres a side of me thats telling me "No its not, this is the truth". But who exactly is fatass and why didnt you charge him to smoke with you? lol

dude is just trying to hang. You should do one of two things,

stop being a dick and let the dude hang.

stop letting him run around with you guys, wasting his time, and destroying his self esteem more and more each time you go out.

WOW what the fuck some of you guys (and i say SOME) NEED TO LEARN THE GOD DAMN LAW

you cant be "BUSTED" for being high. no matter HOW RED YOUR EYES ARE, no matter how you're acting, no matter what your breath smells like, you can even tell a cop u just smoked a joint and if you dont have anything on you THERE IS NOT A GOD DAMN THING HE CAN DO ABOUT IT

that ex-cop probably laughed his ass off because of how fucking retarded u looked running out the door because of nothing at all

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Originally Posted by pixel

WOW what the fuck some of you guys (and i say SOME) NEED TO LEARN THE GOD DAMN LAW

you cant be "BUSTED" for being high. no matter HOW RED YOUR EYES ARE, no matter how you're acting, no matter what your breath smells like, you can even tell a cop u just smoked a joint and if you dont have anything on you THERE IS NOT A GOD DAMN THING HE CAN DO ABOUT IT

that ex-cop probably laughed his ass off because of how fucking retarded u looked running out the door because of nothing at all

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actually youre wrong (in Florida anyways) there is feild soberity tests for marijuana (which are premissable in court) and if you fail, you can be held for "up to" 72hrs and drug tested..... maybe you should study law "i did" (2yrs. actually)

and by the way, i really enjoyed that story... but it is true that youre sayin that "fatass" cant hold his bud, and youre running out of L.J.S. with handfuls of fries and fish. If i was that waiter id be high as hell, laughing my ass off at all of yall for act'in a fool...... but all n' all, i really enjoied that story

"GOOD THREAD"

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Originally Posted by ronjohn420

actually youre wrong (in Florida anyways) there is feild soberity tests for marijuana (which are premissable in court) and if you fail, you can be held for "up to" 72hrs and drug tested..... maybe you should study law "i did" (2yrs. actually)

and by the way, i really enjoyed that story... but it is true that youre sayin that "fatass" cant hold his bud, and youre running out of L.J.S. with handfuls of fries and fish. If i was that waiter id be high as hell, laughing my ass off at all of yall for act'in a fool...... but all n' all, i really enjoied that story

"GOOD THREAD"

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yeah I laughed at myself afterwards, and what I was sayin about "fatass" was that.....he gave it away in the first place, I just got really fucking scared after I realized we could be getting caught...but that was just the paranoia kicking in....i think:confused:

me and my friend went to a jamband concert and were really craving bud

we made like 5 calls and finally had a kid come with some. we met up with him and bought like two bowls of GOOOD mids for 5 bucks. great deal

we smoked it in the woods and we were geeking. i was high for like 5 hours, but we went back to the concert blazed. jambands are the shit when youre high. naturally, everyone else is too so theyre all having the best time and shit and youre just grooving with the music. i got really sketched out and thought all the adults knew so we left. we went through the park to go get pizza, and some people were playing frisbee. i asked if i could play and they were like sure. i suck at frisbee even when im sober, so i through it like waaaay off. the lady was like you arent good at all. i thought she was probably cool, she probably smokes too, so i was like "you bitch dude, you bitch. you are a fucking bitch, you faggot dude i hate you man" and her boyfriend was getting super pissed

she was probably like 20. anyway, i felt bad cause she took so much offense to it and was about to like call the cops or something so i went over and was like "im sorry, miss, it was an accident. i was having too much fun. i apoligize for that" and as we were walking to the pizza place we forgot where we were going so we went to the store and bought chips. in there, the lady was like "TAKE OFF YOUR SUNGLASSES" and i was getting all defensive and shit. so we left that place all geeked out and went back to the concert until it was over, and we left.

overall, i felt so embarrassed and i feel even worse right now.

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Originally Posted by JMD

me and my friend went to a jamband concert and were really craving bud

we made like 5 calls and finally had a kid come with some. we met up with him and bought like two bowls of GOOOD mids for 5 bucks. great deal

we smoked it in the woods and we were geeking. i was high for like 5 hours, but we went back to the concert blazed. jambands are the shit when youre high. naturally, everyone else is too so theyre all having the best time and shit and youre just grooving with the music. i got really sketched out and thought all the adults knew so we left. we went through the park to go get pizza, and some people were playing frisbee. i asked if i could play and they were like sure. i suck at frisbee even when im sober, so i through it like waaaay off. the lady was like you arent good at all. i thought she was probably cool, she probably smokes too, so i was like "you bitch dude, you bitch. you are a fucking bitch, you faggot dude i hate you man" and her boyfriend was getting super pissed

she was probably like 20. anyway, i felt bad cause she took so much offense to it and was about to like call the cops or something so i went over and was like "im sorry, miss, it was an accident. i was having too much fun. i apoligize for that" and as we were walking to the pizza place we forgot where we were going so we went to the store and bought chips. in there, the lady was like "TAKE OFF YOUR SUNGLASSES" and i was getting all defensive and shit. so we left that place all geeked out and went back to the concert until it was over, and we left.

overall, i felt so embarrassed and i feel even worse right now.

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uhh.....u shoulda posted that as a new thread..instead of taking over this one

Yer that would suck when the paranoia would set in.. The fatass sounds like this kid in my grade named tim. :thumbsup: