FUCK SPIDERS

AHHHh fucking i lifted up my floor matt to my car and there were 2 spiders and what i think were spider eggs...fuckkkkkk i hate spiders. ahhhh im stoned and it feels like spiders are crawling all over meee ahhhhhh fuckkkkk spiders. Everything that touches me i flip and think its a spider

If im driving i see a spider on me/near me im gonna fucking crash guaranteed....

Any other bug i'd be fine..but it has to be spiders. If u havnt guessed im a little afraid of spiders.

Anyone know how to get spiders out of your car lol? Do they have exterminaters that would do cars?

go to the car wash and get on of the vaccum things and suck those MOTHER FUC**** up. Other than that, I dont know... lol good luck :thumbsup:.

I love spiders. They eat all the other bugs that come in my house. When I'm stoned I try to link minds with them.. they say "be ready for the revolution."

At least it aint this

http://www.spiderzrule.com/spider053...antula%202.jpg

Lock yourself up in a room with hundreds of harmless spiders until you're not afraid anymore. OR look for home remedies. I've heard spiders hate mint and lemon grass oil so maybe there's an aroma or something you can put in your car to get rid of those little buggers. Check Wal-mart or something... I'm sure someone somewhere has the latest "spider-be-gone" or something along those lines.

And you've gotta wonder if freaking out because a spider touches you is worth crashing into a bus full of orphans... j/k :D

bhouncy thats the funniest shit i have read in a while.. Mind link XD.

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bhouncy thats the funniest shit i have read in a while.. Mind link XD.

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I find it fun now but it used to scare the crap out me. I had to ditch my tv because it was communicating with me. I take meds but I've reduced them just to go down the rabbit hole. Go beyond fear and come out the other end in one piece.

Arizona has to be the most habitated area for black widows.

After working around a dry wood pile one day I felt something on the underside of my arm, turned it over and noticed a king size black widow the size of a quarter with a big black booty.

Got it off just in time.

According to some bitten by widows it is extremely painful on every nerve of the body for days.

I only fear two spiders, the black widow and brown recluse.

BIRD EATERS!! YEAH! Peruvian Pinkhairs or bluehairs rule. So do Rosy Red Knees asdfjasd i love spiders!


BROWN RECULSE REPRESENT!!

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I find it fun now but it used to scare the crap out me. I had to ditch my tv because it was communicating with me. I take meds but I've reduced them just to go down the rabbit hole. Go beyond fear and come out the other end in one piece.

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That made me higher.

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I find it fun now but it used to scare the crap out me. I had to ditch my tv because it was communicating with me. I take meds but I've reduced them just to go down the rabbit hole.

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Hahahaha i thought you were kidding, thats funny stuff.

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Go beyond fear and come out the other end in one piece.

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Wise advice. May have to quote you on that one

I would crash so fast if a spider got on me. I dont like bees either. Either of those in my car Im either gonna get a DWI or end up DOA. Im 6'3". I shouldnt be scared of tiny bugs. But fuck that shit.

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I would crash so fast if a spider got on me. I dont like bees either. Either of those in my car Im either gonna get a DWI or end up DOA. Im 6'3". I shouldnt be scared of tiny bugs. But fuck that shit.

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I'm a little girl when it comes to bees/hornets. I used to be scared shitless of spiders, but I got over it eventually and now I can just squish it with a book if its not too big.
Occasionally a hornet will wander into my house and i'll spend hours either running away from it, trying to lock it in a different room, or jumping in fright whenever it's flight path veers towards me...
:p

I like spiders. I've got a couple living in some webs they just built at the top of the window in front of me here, which is awesome because the window is cracked open a little at the top and I can't shut it, but their webs catch all the insects that try to get in through the crack. They get to eat, and I get to live without insects flying all over my room. Spiders rule.

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AHHHh fucking i lifted up my floor matt to my car and there were 2 spiders and what i think were spider eggs...fuckkkkkk i hate spiders. ahhhh im stoned and it feels like spiders are crawling all over meee ahhhhhh fuckkkkk spiders. Everything that touches me i flip and think its a spider

If im driving i see a spider on me/near me im gonna fucking crash guaranteed....

Any other bug i'd be fine..but it has to be spiders. If u havnt guessed im a little afraid of spiders.

Anyone know how to get spiders out of your car lol? Do they have exterminaters that would do cars?

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DUDEEE! I FUCKING HATE THOSE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING THINGGSSSSSSSSSS haha but really, hate them

hornets?! jesus christ id be scared tooo.......but i have my electric flyswat that fries them lmao

try and kill them with a bb gun its funny as fuck if you get them :D lol

Borrow someones cat, dog, reptile, etc. or chase it out with a broom.

I used to not have a problem with spiders, until a week ago when I picked off a blue, fuzzy sack of baby spiders off my tomato plants. I thought it was just a piece of fuzz, but upon closer inspection, these small, yellow specks started flowing out of the sack and going all over my fingers, very quickly. It was unpleasant and it felt like bugs were crawling all over my arms for hours.

spiders are gross

I hate Spiders too. Sometimes I wonder why the hell do insects exsist.

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Sometimes I wonder why the hell do insects exsist.

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It's all part of the food chain. Without bugs, we wouldn't have steak, or chicken, or any dead animals of any kind. Other animals feed off of bugs, while cows and such feed off the animals who ate the bugs, or something like that. :)

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It's all part of the food chain. Without bugs, we wouldn't have steak, or chicken, or any dead animals of any kind. Other animals feed off of bugs, while cows and such feed off the animals who ate the bugs, or something like that. :)

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How come they couldnt just feed off of each other? :eek:

Spiders do rule. Sometimes at night, i go to the pharmacy, which has BILLIONS of spiders on the windows and i rangle them up and look at them, they never want to fight eachother tho :mad:

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How come they couldnt just feed off of each other? :eek:

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Would you eat another human? ;) Ha ha!

Bugs do eat other bugs, it's mostly birds that eat bugs.

Wow...what a boring thing to talk about huh. :p

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Would you eat another human? ;) Ha ha!

Bugs do eat other bugs, it's mostly birds that eat bugs.

Wow...what a boring thing to talk about huh. :p

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If I had to eat another human to survive then yes I would ^_^.

Never had human meat :D

I bet human would taste alright with the right spices and BBQ sauce. :p

I'm just kidding, but yeah, for survival, I'd eat a mans brain, or women, whatever came along first. :D

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I bet human would taste alright with the right spices and BBQ sauce. :p

I'm just kidding, but yeah, for survival, I'd eat a mans brain, or women, whatever came along first. :D

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Oh I'd eat a woman alright :D.

hahahah

i went and looked at it with my dad, forgeting that my car reaks of weed and these we're my dads exact word, "spiders must be attracted to the smell of dope... you dope head"

Haha i laughed. I think he used to blaze back in his day. Everytime i listen to pink floyd he knows some lyrics and hums along. Plus he was in his late teens/early 20s in the 70s.

:thumbsup: for Spiders.I own quite a few tarantulas and can go into the AZ. desert to go collecting if I want.They are generally harmless.

im quite paranoid about spiders too,....:stoned: