THE BEST WEED I HAVE EVER SMOKE (honestly, try and top this shit)

I don't care what you say I don't think this can compare. This nug is easily over 2 weeks old (pictures will be posted below), its the fat nug on the right. So today me and two friends smoke it, one of them smokes it with me all the time and was fine...the other...woah man. We smoke ONE BOWL out of the piece shown below---we LITERALLY (I AM NOT EXAGERATING ONE BIT HERE) finished the bowl and the kid just sat there. Me and my other friend were talking for a bit until the kid starts leaning on my shoulder. I thought he was just pretending to pass out so i was like "Yo DUDE, haha, what are you doing man?" But he wasn't pretending. Wide open eyes he lays down on the bench and is shivering like hes cold. I feel him to make sure hes not dying or anything and he's burning up, and his heart is racing. Then out comes the vomit. This kid vomits like non-stop all over my deck. About a minute later he stops and just puts his head down and asks what happened. He had no recollection of the event. He blacked out, puked everywhere, was shaking and is now sweating his ass off, retarded high and can't move a muscle in his body. After about a half hour or so (literally) just sitting there, he found the courage to get up. As soon as he got up he threw up all the bottled water he had just drank. After another 20 minutes or so of sitting there we go inside watch tv and he had apparently come down to a more controlable high.

Mind you I've been working on this nug for about a week now and I knew it was good pot but had no idea it could literally incapacitate a light smoker. This kid got murdered. It also made me laugh at how high my tolerance must be. The only time I could remember even coming close to this was when I hit a three foot bong and literally couldnt move. I didn't throw up but I couldnt move, I couldn't even drive my own car (a feat I do everyday high). This kid did say this had happened to him before once, but not this bad. He said he made a gravity bong out of two trashcans. The bowl held about an eigth. After 3 hits (I'm not sure if he smoked the entire eigth in a hit, or just puffed one garbage can gravity bong hit, he didn't say), he threw up, but wasn't seizing, nor did he throw up that much. Anyway, here are the pics...if you can come up with a similar story I may reconsider, but this weed in my opinion must be the strongest shit I've ever smoked. :stoned: :stoned: :stoned: :stoned:

it goes weed (the nug we were working on is on the right on the "top," the nug with the big stem, and the steamroller we smoked it out of) wow. scariest yet coolest sesh ever hahaha

LOL you have a puker on your hands there, lesson learned.
never get him high again you dont want him freaking out
and going to the ER cause he is fried. That could ruin a
good day....LOL

I know, I was honestly contemplating taking him to the ER, but then I remembered its just weed and whatever happened, I smoked the same thing and its not laced or anything he'll come down in an hour or so, and he did. But DAMN that shit kicked his ASS hahahaha I had no idea! hahaha

LOL i could hear the conversation with the doctor.

"well doc he smoked some weed and freaked out"

the doctor says "well son that's what us in the medical
field call getting stoned feed him some cheezies
give him a gatorade and call me in the morning"

hahahahaha seriously.

doctor goes "so uh, son, whats the problem? haven't you been to college yet? damn you shoulda seen me in med school. WOW... :stoned: :rasta: "

I AM NOT LETTING THIS THREAD DIES UNTIL A BIG GUY (lip, cannabis cambell, one of the big guys, ya know) SEES IT AND GIVES THEIR OPINION

^^^BUMP^^^

Some nice looking bud there and that steamroller is tight i love it.

Hmm a couple of days ago, I smoked out my friend, and it was like his third time in 2 days getting high, all for the first time, and he took a hit too much and the smoke or something just was too much for him. After a little bit he stood up, walked over like 10 feet and puked all over his patio, for 5 minutes nonstop, and I brought him water and kleenex and stuff and helped him spray it down lol. I thought it was pretty strange but that might be common with lightweight smokers who are just overwhelmed with too much at once before they are used to it?

I dunno, I think its either in ur system and ur gunna do it for a while, or just random.. when I first became a toker, I toked.. a month later, I did it again, then every day I toked 1-3 times and at lunch/after school on school days.. for about 2 weeks, never came into that problem

haha i remember my first time when i didn't know what the high was supposed to feel like and i just keep on taking more and more until i just couldn't feel shit...
i was COMPLETLY convinced that i was a "puff of smoke' and tried to fit through a key hole and ran into a door and jumped on the trampoline with my eyes closed for like 10 minutes straight... it was FUN!!!

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Originally Posted by wordddddd

Then out comes the vomit. This kid vomits like non-stop all over my deck. About a minute later he stops and just puts his head down and asks what happened. He had no recollection of the event. He blacked out, puked everywhere, was shaking and is now sweating his ass off, retarded high and can't move a muscle in his body..

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sounds awesome /sarcasm

thats disgusting man, thats a really nice peice and some nice pot but i think that kid is just a pussy

yeah ive come to the conclusion hes just a lightweight, but honestly, its a sick story. "This pipe made a kid basically have a seizure and throw up everywhere. Yeah you get high." hahaha

I get better bud all day.

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Originally Posted by BigHyphyD

I get better bud all day.

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nice reputation yourbuilding yourself.......not geuss what WE DONT LIKE THAT TALK HERE



woord man lol that pipe is the coolest. and they guy? are you sure it wasnt like he's first or third time smoking ever? it sounds to me like a whitey LOL, yeah it sucks when someone claims they toke hard...then proceed to puke all over people floors and carpets.

So what classifies as a big guy anyways hmm?

I notice that if I smoke straight indica for a while and switch to a powerful sativa I'll start hallucinating. It's funny to be around beginners, they do some funny stuff. Except for your friend. That kinda sucks.

First time I did a gravity bong (5 litres mind you) was with Skunk - I hadn't smoked it before, just crappy soapbar.

It took just over 1 minute for me to be throwing up down a four floor flight of stairs over a bunch of students on their way up.

Then I belched out a bit cloud of smoke as I tried to say sorry.

I was known as the Mighty Whitey for that one for a while. :)

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Originally Posted by Delta9 UK

First time I did a gravity bong (5 litres mind you) was with Skunk - I hadn't smoked it before, just crappy soapbar.

It took just over 1 minute for me to be throwing up down a four floor flight of stairs over a bunch of students on their way up.

Then I belched out a bit cloud of smoke as I tried to say sorry.

I was known as the Mighty Whitey for that one for a while. :)

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first time on skunk was the same for me too lol i luv skunk now how about you? do u smoke hash now? i cant.....dunno why i just cant get on with hash anymore.

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Originally Posted by wordddddd

I don't care what you say I don't think this can compare. This nug is easily over 2 weeks old (pictures will be posted below), its the fat nug on the right. So today me and two friends smoke it, one of them smokes it with me all the time and was fine...the other...woah man. We smoke ONE BOWL out of the piece shown below---we LITERALLY (I AM NOT EXAGERATING ONE BIT HERE) finished the bowl and the kid just sat there. Me and my other friend were talking for a bit until the kid starts leaning on my shoulder. I thought he was just pretending to pass out so i was like "Yo DUDE, haha, what are you doing man?" But he wasn't pretending. Wide open eyes he lays down on the bench and is shivering like hes cold. I feel him to make sure hes not dying or anything and he's burning up, and his heart is racing. Then out comes the vomit. This kid vomits like non-stop all over my deck. About a minute later he stops and just puts his head down and asks what happened. He had no recollection of the event. He blacked out, puked everywhere, was shaking and is now sweating his ass off, retarded high and can't move a muscle in his body. After about a half hour or so (literally) just sitting there, he found the courage to get up. As soon as he got up he threw up all the bottled water he had just drank. After another 20 minutes or so of sitting there we go inside watch tv and he had apparently come down to a more controlable high.

Mind you I've been working on this nug for about a week now and I knew it was good pot but had no idea it could literally incapacitate a light smoker. This kid got murdered. It also made me laugh at how high my tolerance must be. The only time I could remember even coming close to this was when I hit a three foot bong and literally couldnt move. I didn't throw up but I couldnt move, I couldn't even drive my own car (a feat I do everyday high). This kid did say this had happened to him before once, but not this bad. He said he made a gravity bong out of two trashcans. The bowl held about an eigth. After 3 hits (I'm not sure if he smoked the entire eigth in a hit, or just puffed one garbage can gravity bong hit, he didn't say), he threw up, but wasn't seizing, nor did he throw up that much. Anyway, here are the pics...if you can come up with a similar story I may reconsider, but this weed in my opinion must be the strongest shit I've ever smoked. :stoned: :stoned: :stoned: :stoned:

it goes weed (the nug we were working on is on the right on the "top," the nug with the big stem, and the steamroller we smoked it out of) wow. scariest yet coolest sesh ever hahaha

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dude seriously never happened to me when i smoked, BUT seriously i had brownies yesterday and i had a bad trip like that, i wasnt stuck(my muscles) my head was going crazy and i even puked in the theatre lool. I thought i was hungry as shit and so i quickly ate a pretzle. After like 5 mins it came back up...it sucked but watever

Really potent weed can knock a person off their ass if they're not expecting it. Once me and I friend got an 1/8th of some really strong indica then sat down and smoked the entire thing out of a gravity bong. We were both regular smokers, and had been for several years, but it kicked both of our asses. We both just sat down motionless and tripped out for like an hour as we watched these little toy race cars go around and around the track. Then I got up and threw up in his pool and about 1/r hour later he threw up while we were walking down the street.

Another time I was at a Grateful dead concert with some friends and we bought a joint of some weed that was much stronger than what we had been smoking regularly. One of the guys I was with started tripping out, breaking out in a sweat and shivering, and starting to freak cause he thought it was laced.

LOL, damn thats some crazy shit. I hope that never happens to me lol.

I noticed that i will puke if i wake up and start smokeing and not eat anything. But if i eat something i wont puke but its only when i wake up, but its only happend twice. What cause's the pukeing?

ive only puked once which was the second time i ever smoked

I have only puked once, but I have an excuse..:D

So I was already a regular smoker by this time and we were about to hit 2 blunts so we get these honey berry backwoods because my friend insists...and i don't care because I'm not driving. Those were the most awful tasting blunts ever. I yaked midway through the second blunt and this was the same bud we were smoking all the time.

I'm more impressed with the pipe than the weed. Looks dank, but till you've been round the world, I wouldn't claim that it's the best ever.

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Originally Posted by Flesh420

I noticed that i will puke if i wake up and start smokeing and not eat anything. But if i eat something i wont puke but its only when i wake up, but its only happend twice. What cause's the pukeing?

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i get that sometimes to, i notice i gag easier during the mornings when i haven't had anything to eat yet. the first time i really ever pucked from smokin was in the morning, i was smoking out of a bong then i started coughing my ass off. it turned into a really deep cough which led me throw up a little

Awesome pipe, one of the coolest i've ever seen. Looks like good bud, funny story about your friend.

haqha nice story and nice pipedee

nice nugs dude, sweet peice. Just remember a fool and his glass are soon parted, becarefull with your glass.

A few years ago a freind and i went in on a half an ounce of hydro. we get the bag and relize that we have nothing to smoke out of, no papers eather. so i go into macgiver mode, and find a can, poke some holes and blammo a pipe. one toke off this dro and we were so high. a few minuts later my freind gets up off the coutch and goes into the basement, comes back with this SWEET glass pipe and says "i just rememberd it was in a box" all that time spent looking for anything to smoke out of. that was the day we got his dog high and he ate his whole bag of dog food.

I have a VERY high tolerance and the weed I get can STILL make me puke if I overdo it.(it's just water usually but it still makes a mess)And I can honestly say I've been a regular smoker for the past 30 years so I definitely ain't a lightweight.Med grade weed can and will do things like that to you if you arent careful.

damn dudes, i had no idea puking was so common. to me this was absolutely unheard of, but i guess it is him just being a lightweight haha

nice bud but nothin amazin :p hehe

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Originally Posted by wordddddd

damn dudes, i had no idea puking was so common. to me this was absolutely unheard of, but i guess it is him just being a lightweight haha

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Yeh man, that's what I've been thinking throughout this thread. I've never had a puking problem either... never really knew anyone to have that happen to them, and I've been around a lot of amateurs.

Every few weeks we get a full week of amazing fucking kick ass bud. It's sticky, and dense and everything it should be. Practically neon orange hairs suffocating the green. But anyway, After smoking a bowl of that shit I literally can't move I feel like I'm floating but in my head I know I'm not. It's amazing. I hate people who puke or freak out, I know it's not their fault but DAMN that's annoying, know your limits lol.

I have never puked from being too high, but I have puked from coughing too hard once. AKA "Greening"

The highest I ever got off weed I was paranoid as fuck, but wasn't freaking, I was just silent and immobile, my hand on my heart trying to figure out how fast it was going but I couldn't understand the beat.

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Originally Posted by wordddddd

(honestly, try and top this shit)

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k, how is this?

damn that first picture looks like some psychedelic weed, i bet it tastes incredible

enjoy

oh i know. that shits purple. but really all you do to make weed purple is drop the temperature a few degrees when flowering. but yeah, did it ever make a newb pass out, have a seizure and throw up everywhere for about an hour? yeah man. hahaha

ive had some close encounters with throwing up, but it never wuite happned

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Originally Posted by wordddddd

oh i know. that shits purple. but really all you do to make weed purple is drop the temperature a few degrees when flowering. but yeah, did it ever make a newb pass out, have a seizure and throw up everywhere for about an hour? yeah man. hahaha

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lol making a newb pass out or throw up is nothing to be proud of, nor does it really say anything about your weed, except that you hang out with a guy who cant handle his shit. I smoked this kid out on a gram blunt back in the day and he FREAKED, he ran out of the car making what sounded like a half cry half yell, it wasnt that great of weed, the kid just cant handle his shit lol

Plus you can usually tell the difference between purple weed that is purple because of low temps and weed that turns people due to the phenotype. The latter usually are extremely potent and quite tastey :)

Cooler Than Jesus's purple weed doesnt loook like its purple due to temperatures, it looks like some potent shit..