Yet Another Stoner Tradgedy

Ok. So This One time I was rollin a couple joints real quick and then went down stairs 4 a second intending to cum bak immediately, so I left all my shit out. Then my dad came over and started talking about my school behavior and shit. So I was like fuck u I'll do watever the fuck I want.... and all that shit. And then this bastard jumps on me and tells me to stop being so disrespectful. We were fighting and I was cussing him out for a while. When I was on the floor and my dad was holding me down I was thinking fuck! my weed, and then my Aunt almost as if she had read my mind runs her ass up stairs all thirsty as fuck. I wasn't sure if she went to my room or not. When the fight was over I went up 2 my room and looked, and sure enough, the bitch took my weed while I was disabled. I seriously considered killing my self. So then I stole 50 dollars from the bitch and bought sum dro.

Dude...calm down.

Don't worry about it. If either of them approach you, remember they're thieves and assholes.

Prove that they aren't winning and calmly reply to them with love, not hate.

Jake

dude if us stoners act all hostile towards parents they obviously will suspect something, thats how my parents figured out tht i smoked weed.

Now im just polite like penguin says and im just gettin there money for being good an cleaning the house an shit,

little bit of courtesy takes us a long way

Kill em with kindness.

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Originally Posted by delta9thc06

Kill em with kindness.

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Or a nice sharp knife. haha,, naa just be kind to them, and they will respect you:thumbsup:

If they want to just make your joints disapear and not say anything more about it then you can give them back a similar response and avoid talking about it unless they will do so openly. If you know for sure that it will create a problem at some point, you might want to try to confront them at a good time. Try to impress them with good behaviour before you do and have some arguments ready to make in defence of your use of weed. Tell them that you liking it isnt going to change based on any punishments and offer to prove that you can use it responsibly. Let them know that anything they do to fight it will only distance you from them, and thats not what you want.

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Originally Posted by HighAllTheTime420

Ok. So This One time I was rollin a couple joints real quick and then went down stairs 4 a second intending to cum bak immediately, so I left all my shit out. Then my dad came over and started talking about my school behavior and shit. So I was like fuck u I'll do watever the fuck I want.... and all that shit. And then this bastard jumps on me and tells me to stop being so disrespectful. We were fighting and I was cussing him out for a while. When I was on the floor and my dad was holding me down I was thinking fuck! my weed, and then my Aunt almost as if she had read my mind runs her ass up stairs all thirsty as fuck. I wasn't sure if she went to my room or not. When the fight was over I went up 2 my room and looked, and sure enough, the bitch took my weed while I was disabled. I seriously considered killing my self. So then I stole 50 dollars from the bitch and bought sum dro.

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you get no props. lame..

No way should your dad have done that.

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Originally Posted by HighAllTheTime420

So then I stole 50 dollars from the bitch and bought sum dro.

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HAHAHAAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAH CLASS FUCKING A!

2 get them off your ass u probably should print out a couple pages on this website stating the true facts about cannabis then maybe they wont have a hair up their ass

u shouldnt have been s hostile but u got to admit ur aunts a bitch for takeing ur bud

that blows.. sometimes rents blow shit outta poportion, like when they're drunk off their rockers, and does ur aunt smoke, or did she just take it being, an authority figure?

lol that story is so fucked up on so many levels

1 you gotta be more careful with your weed
2 the way you treat your dad is really shitty and it sounds like u deserved to get jumped
3 you were gonna kill yourself over a couple of fucking joints
4 you stole money from your aunt


and penguin is wrong, youre parents are not the only thieves, you're a dirty rotten thief yourself. when the fuck does 2 wrongs make a right?

someone has a lot of growing up to do.

If I was your dad you wouldn't have still been able to walk up your room if you pulled that shit on me. That's the problem with today, no one has any fucking respect for anyone anymore, simply because not enough good old-fashioned ass beatings are handed out. What you should do is:

1. Apologize to your dad because you were out of line. If you are still in school I assume you are most likely under 18 meaning you still don't have the legal right to "do what you want." If you are 18, get the fuck out of their house if you don't like it.

2. Stop fucking off in school. It will only cause you more problems, all you do by rebelling is make shit difficult on yourself. Just put up with the shit, it will all be over soon enough and if you actually pay attention you may accidentally make something out of your life.

3. Give your aunt her money back and thank her for just taking your weed and not calling the police. Obviously you still live with your family, and since it is their house, it's their right to not want illegal drugs on the premises.

4. (This one you should do first thing every morning when you wake up.)
Pull your head out of your ass.

Like it or not, it's the truth.

My 2 cents.

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Originally Posted by JuggaloAtTheDoor

that blows.. sometimes rents blow shit outta poportion, like when they're drunk off their rockers, and does ur aunt smoke, or did she just take it being, an authority figure?

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She doesn't smoke, she just took it being a bitch. Also, Pixel and Anathema both need to grow sum balls.

look where your balls got you dumbfuck, on the floor and weedless. you had to steal money from behind someone's back like a fucking coward to get more weed.

and most people with "balls" don't seriously consider suicide in any situation

And yet somehow my balls still managed to reach ur mouth.

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Originally Posted by HighAllTheTime420

And yet somehow my balls still managed to reach ur mouth.

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lame. that's the kind of response some punk ass kid would give. no personal offense to you.

Yeh your a punk. you need to respect your rents cause think about all the shit they do for you..alot.

i used to be shitty towards my Parents but then i realized how lucky i am to have them in my life.

and also if you were my son, and you tried to lay hands on me id beat you down with no regret.

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Originally Posted by ChronicMike

i used to be shitty towards my Parents but then i realized how lucky i am to have them in my life.

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I used to b nice toward my parents. Then I realized how much of a goddam hidrance they were.

Parents all think they know whats up but dont. Thier views are warped by a past era and cant understand the new one. I hope its not the same when I have kids =/

So you were disrespectful to one half of the reason you're on this earth?

Then in the middle of all of this, all you can think about is your weed?

Then your aunt steals your weed so you steal $50 from her?

And you want? Sympathy, Kudos, Congrats...what?

disfunctional families at its best

your such an idiot man...and unless you were getting out of control your dad is as much of a loser as you

ur the dumbest kid ever

fucking leave ur shit in the open, talk back to ur parents, fuck up in school

if ur gunna act like this under the same roof as ur rents then you dont deserve to touch the shit

I said it all the first post. Fuck him if he doesn't want to listen to sound advice.:twocents:

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Originally Posted by HighAllTheTime420

I used to b nice toward my parents. Then I realized how much of a goddam hidrance they were.

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Maybe you should get the fuck out of their house then.

I realized that marijuana is too loving of a substance to make me want to fight with my parents. It's always better to just talk to them about it, and get them to be cool with you smoking as long as you take care of the shit you need to.

They could have had you arrested and throwin in Ju-v for so many things dude. Insubordination, assault, possession of marijuana and paraphanelia. You should be happy that you're not spending the rest of your adolescent years in jail.

If you came here to get support/approval for your fucked up actions you came to the wrong place. Did you think all marijuana users live like you or something?

People like you give marijuana users a bad name. Get off the boards before you really embarass yourself

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Maybe you should get the fuck out of their house then.

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Maybe I should, but I seem to b overwhelmed with not caring

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They could have had you arrested and throwin in Ju-v for so many things dude. Insubordination, assault, possession of marijuana and paraphanelia. You should be happy that you're not spending the rest of your adolescent years in jail.

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First off all maybe they could have gotten me arrested but do u c me in jail, that's what I thought, so I really don't giv a shit what they could hav done. Second of all people under 18 can't get arrested 4 smokign pot, hte most they can do is giv u a court order to go 2 drug counseling. Also, they'd just get themselves in trouble for having potin their house.


Now. This is not for every single person in this thread but just 4 the bitches like pixel who keep tryin 2 talk me down. I disrespct my parents and I cuss them out and I steal their money and that's the way I am. Get over it. Alll u bitches r salty bc u r 2 much of a pussy 2 talk that way to ur parent, and u've chosen to take that out on me. Kiss my ass.

Pixal, your A sweaty vag:P

And Highallthetime your A pecker.

Nah, I'm just pokin around, you guys are the best.

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Originally Posted by pixel

look where your balls got you dumbfuck, on the floor and weedless. you had to steal money from behind someone's back like a fucking coward to get more weed.

and most people with "balls" don't seriously consider suicide in any situation

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Pixel, you're fulla shit

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Originally Posted by HighAllTheTime420

Maybe I should, but I seem to b overwhelmed with not caring



First off all maybe they could have gotten me arrested but do u c me in jail, that's what I thought, so I really don't giv a shit what they could hav done. Second of all people under 18 can't get arrested 4 smokign pot, hte most they can do is giv u a court order to go 2 drug counseling. Also, they'd just get themselves in trouble for having potin their house.


Now. This is not for every single person in this thread but just 4 the bitches like pixel who keep tryin 2 talk me down. I disrespct my parents and I cuss them out and I steal their money and that's the way I am. Get over it. Alll u bitches r salty bc u r 2 much of a pussy 2 talk that way to ur parent, and u've chosen to take that out on me. Kiss my ass.

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You guys should seriously move to england. No1 gives a fuck bout smokin weed.When my Mum first asked me if I was smokin weed, I said no (lies!) and she asked me why not - didn't i hav any friends or something! Ppl in the US need to chill the fuck out about weed. It's just a fuckin herb, man, who gives a shit?
Peace out n respect our furry, badger friends ppl.

Badgerchap

P.S. I got no weed! Arghhhhhh!

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Originally Posted by HighAllTheTime420

I disrespct my parents and I cuss them out and I steal their money and that's the way I am. Get over it. Alll u bitches r salty bc u r 2 much of a pussy 2 talk that way to ur parent, and u've chosen to take that out on me. Kiss my ass.

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I bet your dad wishes you were one of the ones that got tossed out on a wadded up tissue.

I hate to tell you this kid, but disrespecting your parents does not equal not being a pussy. All it means is they didn't beat you hard enough as a child. Honestly, I don't blame you for wanting to kill yourself, I mean you are worthless enough you have to steal from your own family. Maybe you should reconsider?

Yeah, knowing you had weed out you should've just agreed with your dad. If not for the sake of being a decent person at least just to avoid any drama that could've and did lead to your stuff being found.