Ever had any trouble with the cops?

aright so come on guys tell us if you ever had any trouble with police and weed even if it was really minor ;)
the most i got was being interrogated but it was really funny lol heres my lil story :dance:

we were smoking joints and a stupid guy in our crew burned that garbage can in the park
we moved a bit but stayed near there and we had weed and all weed stash
and then the cops came over to interrogate us lol we were like 15 people
he asked if smoked to see if we had lighters we all said yes but had no lighter at all (yea right..)
then the cop saw that my friend had his zig zag partially out of his pocket (he didnt know) so the cop said
''so ur the one rollin in da gang''
he was like ''whatt!! roll whaaaaatt?!''
then he just kicked the zig pack out lol and my friend just had nothing to say left
lmfao that was dammmnn funny and nothing happened
they just dont really mind about weed

hey now im waiting for ur stories :p

Too much.

Most recently though, I was behind the Dollar Cinema with a friend. He was smoking Crack, and I was smoking cigarettes and pot. Then a cop came up out of the forest behind. Literally, out of the forest XD.

We put the shit up real quick except the cigarettes, and lucky for us we look older than we really are.

i got a citation for having "possesion of a small amount"
and paraphenalia

I got a $100 fine, had to take a 4 hour drug class, 12 hours of community service, and 6 months of random drug tests, and it won't stay on my record.

It was freshman year at college right after all the finals were over. I was smoking in my room with two buds from down the hall. Our CA had been a real d-bag about the quiet hours durring finals and the week before, so we were happy to blast the smoking playlist durring this session. Right after we cashed out the last bowl someone bangs on the door loud as fuck and shouts "Ames police, open the door now!". We all had the same look of terror on our faces but we were to afraid to do anything so we just sat there for a second thinking about how fucked we were. After a minute of sitting in forzen fear, I decided that the best bet was just to pretend we werent there (with the music still blasting) and wait it out. So I moved the towel we had under the door, took all the smoking songs off the playlist, and sat down again. For about 15 min the cop was out there saying things like "Let me know when you're done with the last hit." and "You are making this much worse by refusing to cooperate Mr.*!". Then he got the dorm hall director to come up and tell us that she was going to open the door. She said this three times but she never did. 10 min after this we stoped hearing them and sent out some text messages to have friends check the hallway. They had given up and left! Although the dorm hall director could have actually opened the door on us, doing so without my consent would prevent anything they found from being used in court.

I was in my friends car, and I had 2 Dime bags on me, and my friend, (the driver), was smokin a blunt wit me. Well he was goin a little fast, and a cop sopped us, i almost shit myself. But then I remember the movie super troopers. But i didnt eat the weed. My friend told me to get rid of em somehow, so i wouldnt get in trouble to. So I shuved those bastardes up my ass. And we wound up being arrested for possesion anyway. Since he was smokin a blunt!!! But at least when my parents picked me up, I shit out the 2 Dimes at home, and went and smoked summore in my attic.

yesterday me and my buddies were comin home from gettin some herb and my buddy drivin thought it would be sweet to go 120 in a 60. so it was all fun until he was startin to slow down and a statey clocked him at 80 in a 65 and started followin us. i had a J before we went and i thought i was gonna puke and aside from that i had just bought an 1/8. so i took the bag rolled it up and crotched it pretty good i thought. well the fuckin cop followed us about 7 miles as we were going to my buddys house and that motherfucker turned around. that son of a bitch... but yeah so as soon as i got out of the car to walk to the one kids house my bag fell out of my pants. yeah i got lucky

Got ratted out at school didnt even find me with anything but made go to 3 day drug awarness class and 10 hours of community serice

yesterday i was planting a late crop....about 70ish....i just finished the planting and was working on the fence when i heard the horrible sound....chopper blades....so i go jump under a tree as it flys directly over my fresh patch......i could see the piggy hanging out the door with the little scope.they fly about 20 feet past it and start to hover so pull everything and get the fuck out of there.i would have just left but it was my property and they saw my car.....so imo they had to be destroyed.:(not only that but they are starting to build right next to another patch i have.....DAMN THE LUCK!!!i will probably be lucky to harvest anything.didnt get caught though so i at least have my land and my "freedom",cant complain to much i guess

A months ago my friends and i pulled up behind a plaza in a dark secluded area, i had weed on me, but we weren't smoking. My friends and i were just chilling and smoking cigs when the 5-0 pulled up behind us and the flashlights lit up. They shined the light on us and asked to see our hands. He asked my friend (the driver) to step out of his car and had a convo with him. Just me and my other friend in the car now, he asked if we had drugs on us, we said no, he said that if he searched the car and found drugs then we were all going to jail. We said no. Then we started talking about school and stuff, and found out that he played football at the university i was planning on attending, and i play football as well (thats what broke the ice, god i love football). Anyways. 15 minutes later we were on our way with a few grams of ganja, a grinder, and a pack if zigs still in my pocket, unknown to the 5-0. That was a close one.:smokin:

I've NEVER been in trouble with cops, probably because I only smoke at home. Only sometimes do I smoke outside.

Well, this ONE time outside..

I was smoking out of this little pipe I had that can fit on the palm of my hand. I took a pretty big hit and saw a cop car driving slowly my way. It finally reached me but didn't stop or anything, though the driver was staring at me. I held that smoke in my mouth for a LONG time until they were about 20 feet away and finally blew my smoke which pretty much became a ghost smoke cause it all went down to my stomach, lol!
Burped it out later though.

never goten cought and hope to keep it that way but i like the stories

yes countless times, they've made me dump my weed, searched me in the bus shelter in front of the school at lunch, lots of other stuff..

one time i was riding in a car with a guy that didn't have his license, and a cop clocked us going 31 in a 30 mile-per-hour zone. so he pulled us over, and when he found out that the kid didn't have a license, made us lock the car and leave it there.

we each had a bowl on us, and he had 3 ounces in the glovebox. he also had a bunch of baggies in there, so he probably would've gotten possesion with the intent to sell. i suppose the $300 in his pocket wouldn't have helped either.

Possession of Paraphenelia: (pipe with marijuana residue, and rolling papers)

6 Months court supervised probation
Random drug tests
25 Hours community service
$5 every month on probation

Was expunged from my record...

I would like to ask everyone why you pretty much let cops catch you.
I've never been caught in my life.
It feels like it's actually HARD to get caught at all.
I even smoked out of a 1 hitter cig pipe right past cops just to see if they would notice and they didn't bother.
What do you people do to give yourselves away??

What's my secret?
Well I'm actually very capable of sneaking up behind people like ninjas.
I walk quietly, I'm a quiet guy so I never say anything, I never make eye contact with people, I usually keep my head down, my face never changes expressions, and my footsteps don't make too much noise cause of my soft shoes and the way I walk, like, I don't stomp the ground.

Ive had just one close call over my smoking 'career'. This was a few years ago, when Herb was a class B drug in England (Schedule II to all you Yanks).
Anyway, I picked up a nice, fat eighth from my mates and I felt obliged to smoke them up. One of them had bought a bluntwrap with them, and I had never had a blunt before, so we packed it with half of what we had. Damn it was a fat blunt! Anyway, we were sitting in the park, about 10pm smoking it on a bench/seating thing, when a cop stands at the gate to the park that was about 15-20 metres away. He was also downwind of us, so Im sure that he knew what we were smoking. We looked at him, and he just stood there staring at us. We carried on smoking, and it mustve took us about 30 mins to smoke this thing between us. We were fucked. So we throw the roach away, and walk out of the only gate... the one that the cop was standing next to. As we walk past, he just said 'alright lads' and we just replied 'alright officer!'.
He walked away in the other direction. Something I learnt about cops in England...

They dont give a damn about you smoking in England, as long as you arent causing trouble.

i sooo wanna move to england now...

Didn't you tell that story elsewhere?

haha i did lol i was baked and i thought...hey!! that's pointless here...i should make a thread outta this! and now im thinking of it and i think that i said that oudloud when i was high lmao

ok which one .... i was smoking a bong while tripping near potomac MD.
i heard somebody say uh-oh ... i was looking at bong ... then I saw shiny
shoes. The cop looked weird ... like some reptile in a cop suit. He yelled
at me that i was "stupid" (we went into the woods) to smoke. He took
the weed ... stuffed it in the bong ... and threw it in the potomac ....
i just saw this green arc ... he went on that we were stupid. He told
me to get on my motorcyle and "get out of there". It was a "trip" riding
my bike stoned and tripping. We stopped at next exit and went into woods.
Well ...... that place called "tripland" is neat but you better be careful.
cops were cooler in MD, they'll put you in jail in 2 secs. here in NC .....
if you're not here don't come it sucks
Rob

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Originally Posted by Pride

Didn't you tell that story elsewhere?

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I love that story! :p

Actually you're right, it was really worth reading it again.

i was in the car with a friend who was driving. i was in the passenger seat. my friend gets pulled over for a seatbelt violation. the officer asks for his license--which is in his wallet, in his back pocket. moments before this, he put like 0.25 grams (1 bowl) in the same pocket. when the officer asked for his ID, the pot flopped out onto his lap. the cop just said "you can give me the dope too", and took the last bowl. my friend got a 500 dollar ticket, and was charged and convicted of "open container of alcohol" in the car. kind of lame if you ask me.

I was at this party one time baked off my ass. The cops rolled up and everyone turned all the lights off and got real quiet. Meanwhile I was hauling my ass off out the bathroom window because I saw them guys getting ready to come in the house, and I was in no mood to deal with that stuff with an 1/8 in my pocket. I scrambled down this strangers roof and jumped down into their backyard, as I jumped over the fence I saw the lights come on and the cops all walking in the house.

I went to the street but they were all posted up everywhere on the streets incase anyone left I guess. So I was just sitting on the other side of this fence waiting for the cops to leave. After about thirty minutes I checked if the cops were still there, the cars were there but the cops were gone. So I started walking down the street back to my house. That party didn't feel right anymore.

My house was about fifteen minutes from this house so I had sometime to kill, I loaded a bowl for good luck and continued my journey. After I was about half way I noticed that there was a cop car coming down this road that I was walking on. I dove into this bush and waited for him to pass by. After he left I kept walking, but when I got back to the street I saw red and blue lights flash and I was like, "Damn, they waited for me!" I felt like I might be able to run to my house if I stuck to backyards because it was only about ten or fifteen houses. So I turned around and bolted for the backyard, as I ran for the fist fence I could hear the car engine turn on and head down the road. He was hauling ass and as I hoped the second fence I knew I was way to high and tired to keep this up. I figured the cop must have flew by me by a bit so I backtracked over a few fences and was back on my way to the party.

It looked like the cops had left the party as I walked up to the house. The door was locked and it didn't look like anyone was home. I felt like I was really fucked, that cop must be still looking for me and now I had no place to go. I pulled out my phone and called someone that lived close to where I was and had him come get me, I eventually walked to his house becuase he was to lazy to get me.

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Originally Posted by Pride

I would like to ask everyone why you pretty much let cops catch you.

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The reason i got caught is because someone stole the front license plate off of my friend's car, and we didn't know.

In MN it happens to be illegal to drive w/o a front license plate

http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=62349

Thats the only time I have ever been busted.

End result: So now I have been suspended for 5 days and have to do 40 hours of community service and am always being watched like a hawk.

Hell no, they know not to fuck with this :D.

i'm 14 man but never busted he he lol if i did way worse cause of how young i am :S oh well lol worth it

About a month ago, I got busted in a hotel room in Ocean City for Poss. of Marijuana, Poss. of Cocaine, and Poss. of Parphenelia in a hotel room with a few friends, who were charged with the same charges. I wasn't in possession of any of the drugs.

One of my friends was toking too close to the door, after some ladies visited our hotel room and apparently the smell got all over and everyone, including me was too loose to make good judgement to tell him to take it to the balcony.

10 minutes the police were at our door, and basically took us downtown and ruined my goddamn vacation, and life pretty much. I got fired from my job because the charges popped up on a clearance renewal.

I gotta go back to court, 3 hours away. Who knows what's going to happen, I don't even want to think about it.

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Originally Posted by thcbongman

About a month ago, I got busted in a hotel room in Ocean City for Poss. of Marijuana, Poss. of Cocaine, and Poss. of Parphenelia in a hotel room with a few friends, who were charged with the same charges. I wasn't in possession of any of the drugs.

One of my friends was toking too close to the door, after some ladies visited our hotel room and apparently the smell got all over and everyone, including me was too loose to make good judgement to tell him to take it to the balcony.

10 minutes the police were at our door, and basically took us downtown and ruined my goddamn vacation, and life pretty much. I got fired from my job because the charges popped up on a clearance renewal.

I gotta go back to court, 3 hours away. Who knows what's going to happen, I don't even want to think about it.

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Rough luck, man. The cops in OCMD are complete jerks. I live 3 hours away from OC, too :D

marijuana drug laws are so fucking dumb. end of subject.

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Originally Posted by IanCurtisWishlist

marijuana drug laws are so fucking dumb. end of subject.

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Yeah, i like LIP's sig, it says "any laws about marijuana aren't laws, they're jokes"