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Hey, I've smoked a couple of times with friends but I've never actually bought before. I'm supposed to buy, this guy is meeting me somewhere, and I was just wondering what the proper etiquette is for buying. Like what to say, and more importantly what not to do. Like he knows what I want and I know how much it is, I just don't want to say anything that would fuck this up you know...
Sorry about the noob question, thanks in advance!!!
Just ask him how much a certain weight is.
For me it's
1/10 of an oz. 10 bucks
1/8th 15
1/4 25
1/2 35
1 oz 60.
But that is for midgrade.
Dank bud goes
1/16th-25
1/8th-50
1/4-90
1/2 125
1oz 180
And oh yeah, always say thank you.
Some general rules...
1. If it is in public, be brief, and dont be obvious that you are handing him money or taking a baggie. Have your money ready to quickly hand over. Dont have it wadded up in your pocket with a million other things.
2. Be on time, I personally hate waiting to either give or recieve somethign illegal. This is because the longer you are sitting and waiting, the more likely you will draw attention.
3. If you drive, dont have the music loud looking like a punk. Try to keep it looking like a mom is driving. This rule goes for anytime you are holding anything illgal, the less attention you draw, the less likely you are to be looked at more closely.
4. Depending on who you are going through and how paranoid they are, they may not appreciate you mentioning the words "pot" or "marijunana" in public or over the phone. Some will even preferr you dont say names. Ask for, "your stuff" or something along those lines so that in the event that someone IS listening, they are still in the dark.
Those are just some basic thoughts to keep you and your friends/dealers/whoever safe. It is good to be a little paranoid, but dont let it eat you apart!
Paul
Thanks for the advice. What I'm worried about is he's driving to my friends house, so I'll be on foot. I'm buying a 1/2, do I just shove that whole thing in my pocket real quick or what. Like a dime is easy to hide, but a 1/2 is a little harder.
I like your name.
yeah just put it in your pocket where something like khakis or something probably not tight jeans or something... i fit a 1/2 in my pocket multiply times :thumbsup:
ahhh cargo shorts or something man :thumbsup:
lol theres no big way of doin it.
where i live i call someone and say hey man u got a 8th?
then when i meet em i say cheers theye hand it to me and i hand em the cash.
looking around and beeing nervous doesnt help. me and me mates act like it nothing special and just basicly throw it around in front of our faces on road...its diffrent here in uk i can easily walk down a packed market smoking a fat joint and no-one will probably say anything.
you can also bring a little backpack or something if you dont wanna put it in your pocket
if your dealer also smokes weed u should ask him if he wants to match up a blunt with u
be quick and non-obvious. or do it indoors.
IF hes in a car walk up to his window and reach your hand down inside the car, only one hand with the money, hand him the money and take the weed with the same hand. Immediately place into pocket of your choice. If you are going on a walk or riding in a car place under nutsack. Tuturials about weed... Never thought.
Smoking with your dealer can be the best idea to ever have. Its always good to get to be friends with your dealers. You get hooked up and make a new friend.
if your worried about hiding stuff on you, just dress like a mall goth
i hate mall goths, with a passion...but go to your local hot topic and get the biggest pants you can find, with the biggest pockets...ive had a qp in my pockets, and its not even noticable
used to use my mall goth pants to steal robotussin...10 bottles at a time
Stashing a 1/2 oz in your pocket is no big deal... Really. Baggie shorts can help, someone mentioned cargo shorts. You said that he is coming over your friends place? Ask if he wants to smoke one. Maybe go inside after you get the bag to toke or go around the back of the house if you don't feel like having someone you just met in the house. Roll one out of your stash that you just got from him. This eases worries on both sides.
Remember, if this is someone you don't know, or a friend of a friend of a friend... they don't know you either. A little worry on both sides is understandable.
You both know why you are meeting up, Say what's up and make some small talk. Most likly you got this connect from a friend. Mention your friend's first name, maybe how you know him. Definatly smoke a joint or pack a bowl.
Have your cash folded in your pocket or where you can get to it easy. The guy you are scoring from is sure to have your bag ready and not about to shuffle through the trunk of the car to find it.
Just be easy going. As long as this is someone that a friend can vouch for you are probably in safe shape. Ask the guuy for his cell or pager number. Before you know it you will be buying a 1/4 or 1/2 every week or two and it will probably be at his place or yours, on a couch, sittin back gettin stoned with your new "bud" (no pun intended).
After all is said and done, go enjoy your stash. Call the guy back next time you need bud. Now he knows he has a repeat customer.
I just stuff it in my pocket and if anyone says anything im like its my phone, then i proceed to ask whats in there pockets.
So Cerpin...
After you get your stash, let us know how it is and what you paid. I hope that you are not getting ripped off. It really fucking pisses me off when someone takes advantage of someone and charge then like $180 for an oz of regs.
Hope you are getting some nice chrons...
Dont say thank-you. Hand them the money, inspect your bag be like thats straight do the lil handshake and have a good smoke.:rasta:
Of course you can say thank you :confused:
Just cause you're buying drugs doesn't mean you have to be rude about it :thumbsup:
I did it a couple of days ago, smoked it all already hahaha. It went good, the guy was real cool about it and chilled and talked with us a little bit even know he didn't know us. I paid $140 for a 1/2, which is good for what I got around here. Smoked real nice, and had a strong body high.Quote:
Originally Posted by scottjamez
I'm thinking about calling him up again soon, but something's bothering me. Because I'm short on money, I only wanted a 1/4 but a fourth is $110. Anybody know why that is? Why is a 1/2 a better buy then a 1/4 when it's the same weed, anybody ever heard of this?
And cheers to The Colonel, are you looking forward to Amputechture as much as me.:thumbsup:
A lot of guys give discounts for buying more. It gets it outta their hands quicker and involves fewer people and therefore less risk.
its like buying wholesale... but ive never heard of 1oz of dank for 180...
I don't know, if someone wants something off of me, i look at the situation...
If someone comes to me sloppily their not getting shit from me.. I hate when i'm in a park or something and some new guys come to me and start taking everything out of their pockets looking for their cash, most of the time, i just walk away from them............Just have your money ready and say what up, get his number, and make a quick handoff, cash for stash, then just leave.........
unless its an old person :DQuote:
Originally Posted by chisme
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Originally Posted by Juicyfruit
You're not cool.
If you got ripped off, talk to your dealer about it but be 100% sure you got ripped off, dont say you got ripped off without the scale reading 6.0 instead of 7.0 for your 1/4.
Dealers are like regular people, I dont have much paranoia on my case and I sell alot of ex, of course I dont wave it around in the street lol. Weed isnt even hard to conceal, a pocket is fine, not like you need a brief case lol.:stoned:
ya...the more u buy the better the deal..