STRIP drinks are GARBAGE!

I recently had a test for a job. I purchased Q carbo, two of them. I followed the directions 10 times better than they described. They said to stop for 3 days and I stopped for 3 weeks. They said to drink plenty of water, I drank 3 gallons a day. The day before the test I took the drink to do a mock test. I bought a home test kit and as no surprise to me I failed. Second time in 2 tried that I failed using the "STRIP" drinks. They are all a bunch of crap. I still had enough time so I ordered "Number 1" from Puck technologies. I was still skeptical but it was my last chance. After days of waiting for the results they came back perfect. The only way to pass is to use clean piss. I find it VERY hard to believe that the drinks work for anyone. My buddy also failed a test after following directions perfectly with a different drink. I am 0 for 3 in personal experience with ANY of the drinks. Better safe than sorry. You can get it overnighted and pay via western union so for all you worried about it, spend the money, buy the piss and pass your test.

Browse the boards a bit more bro and read up a bit and you'll find out that miricle drinks or herbal suppliments that claim to "flush" your system are bullshit. Thc is stored in your fat so there is nothing that can make the metabolites NOT show up except good old exercise and sweat. Even if you did pass, it would be cuz of the water they instructed you to drink. I find it funny that people dont even realize that all they are paying for is instructions on how to dilute your sample. if you want to learn how to effectivley pass a drug test through dilution then read up on the boards. sorry for your loss, and your gulliblity.

Thanks for the reply dumbass but I didn't lose or fail nor was I gullible. If you would have paid attention it was a mock test to see if it would work. I got the synthetic urine and passed no problem. The purpose of the post was so everyone out there doesn't waste their time or money.

Everyone on these boards are educated enough to know to not waste their money on thoes stupid things, go take one look in the drug testing secion and you'll see what im talking about. theres a god damn sticky saying that they dont work man lol. i bet if i would have typed "and your gullibility" at the end you wouldn't have gotten so pissed off, i didnt even read the whole post, i started and stopped and was like this guys a dumb ass lol. but yeah sorry about the missunderstanding.

I didn't find this site until after failing a drug test. I lost a BIG JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I bought duz it and the tablets which they promised to work 99.99%.
I wish I knew about this site before. I'm so pissed I could screammmmmmmmmmmmm

awww man im sorry to hear that man. yeah, there is no such thing as a miricle remedy. they all give you directions for dilution lol which is a risky way to try and pass a drug test. all your paying for like i said is the instructions for how to dilute your piss. which you can do without the magical product regardless of what it is, drink, pill, tea, etc.

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Originally Posted by TheStoneFool

....nor was I gullible.

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you did purchase it... :rolleyes:

personally I think the only thing the drinks are doing now is giving a little creatine and some vitamins to color your wizz while you dilute till your hearts content, I've seen like 3 or 4 guys at my work pass with them though I believe its cuz of the water.

You gotta sub yo'

yeah man your right, it is because of the water and i dont doubt that the drinks do contain creatine and vitamin b in some form or another. but again, this is only going to help you dilute, and if you need creatine just eat meat and go and buy some vitamin b to color your piss yellow. i just got a bottle for cheap at save on. vitamin b or b complex both work. Id love to see the ingridents of some of those drinks lol

Dude I'd like to know why B2 and bcomplex is recommended. Is it because it isn't so harshly orange like yellow color? That must be it.

Yeah the little bit of creatine they give you in the drink is just one dose you know? You gotta load up on that shit for like at least 48 hours before testing to help boost those levels!! Thats what everyone on here says that has used the dilution method and succeeded. The asprin 48 hours before hand every 4 to 6 hours is supposed to help with masking the reading as well from what I've read, and I've read them em all bro'.

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Originally Posted by Damon32

Dude I'd like to know why B2 and bcomplex is recommended. Is it because it isn't so harshly orange like yellow color? That must be it.

Yeah the little bit of creatine they give you in the drink is just one dose you know? You gotta load up on that shit for like at least 48 hours before testing to help boost those levels!! Thats what everyone on here says that has used the dilution method and succeeded. The asprin 48 hours before hand every 4 to 6 hours is supposed to help with masking the reading as well from what I've read, and I've read them em all bro'.

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Well good im glad your educated. i like educated people. and as far as the vitamin b goes, im no doctor nor will i try and make a comment on why b and bcomplex are recomended but those are the base B drugs. vitamin b, plain and simple. vitamin b complex, plain and simple with some more stuff added. so basically as long as its not b-12 or somthing like that it should work. i dont know, good question to ask. and yeah the asprin does wonders, i know friends who have used soley asprin after taking 2-3 week breaks and passed.

gullable enough to waste the money on 3 detox products before giving up and buying the urine...

:rasta: I need to know if someone smoke for all their life and the test is for an airline how can he beat it,

I just use my rommies piss. fail safe

Number 1 is the greatest product known to man.

Puck technologies FTW.

Puck technologies, perfecturine, clean pee, urea sample....they are all a huge rip off. The products work like crazy but you over pay like mad. You can get the same kits to transport it off ebay for half as much and get your friend, mom, grandmother, little brother, even your dog to pee for you. Most of the places that sell human urine don't even test it before they ship it out to you. The mark up covers any refunds in case someone is smart enough to offer a charge back through the credit card company if it fails. The synthetic works well but is way over priced if you can get it from someone else. You can get most the supplies from local medical shops but it is cheaper and the product is more inclusive if it is bought wholesale. If anyone is interested in selling on ebay the community could use the suppliers and you can find wholesalers pretty easily. I cant sell because of my job, but if I lost my job; I would sell this stuff in a heart beat. At whole sale, kits cost about $6-8 and sell on ebay for &15-20. Good mark-up!!

I don't think detox drinks are a waste at all if you use them correctly. I agree though, there are home remedies that I now know about that can get you to pass, without spending $50-$100 on a detox drink.

Before I knew about the success of home detox tricks, I bought a detox drink called Exxtra Clean. I was in line for a good job and I needed to cleanse my system within the weekend, so I bought the drink, followed the directions, took the test, and I passed. BUT...

The doctor called me up and explained to me that I passed the test, but there was a substance in my system very commonly used to "cover up" the THC, or to cleanse my system found in my urine, and he knew that I was covering up cannabis. This doctor knew his shit and I was caught.

To say the least, I didn't get the job, but I did pass the test technically.

My advice is to read up on here and do a home system. My friend has done things found on here and adds Green Tea to the mix, as it cleanses your system. Doctors are getting smarter by testing everything in your urine, instead of just testing for drugs.

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Originally Posted by stones

even your dog to pee for you

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DO NOT USE DOG URINE Most tests can tell if you are using non human urine. Synthetic urine doesn't count as non human because everything is added to make it look human. Also, why would they not drug test. They could get a huge batch from a donor and test the whole batch once and not have to spend money testing every little donation they sent out. The could test a liter of donated urine and get that test cost back easily because it would make about 15 doses.

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Originally Posted by Damon32

Dude I'd like to know why B2 and bcomplex is recommended. Is it because it isn't so harshly orange like yellow color? That must be it.

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Vitamin B2 or riboflavin turns the urine oragne/yellow again if diluting. You can get it from a straight up B-2 supplement, or as part of a multivitamin or B-complex. I don't recommend the multivitamin because you would have to take about 10 of those and if it has iron or some of the other minerals, it can upset your stomach. You want about 1000% the daily dose. If a lab was testing it for dilution they will look at specific gravity and creatinine clearance and won't care what color it is if the lab validity tests come back fine. Adding color is helpful for when visual is the validity test like a quick stick test or just to make you feel more comfortable.

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Originally Posted by FakeBoobsRule

DO NOT USE DOG URINE Most tests can tell if you are using non human urine.......Also, why would they not drug test.......The could test a liter of donated urine and get that test cost back easily because it would make about 15 doses.

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Sorry if I misled anyone. I wasnt suggesting to dog pee...although I know people who have successfuly. It is a huge risk with tests getting more comprehensive. I was just making a point. As far as the samples, they get about 23-30 per gallon. Most of the time, samples given in that state have sediment from the beginning of bacteria that they leave in the bottom and try not to get in the samples. If you ever get one with somthing that looks like white plastic in the bottom...thats what it is. You don't have to tell me they should test. Most places assume if they donate, they are clean. They may use the at home kits but they are not nearly as comprehensive (they wouldn't be able to tell if it was dog pee). I don't want to bash any companies specificaly...but trust me when I say I know.

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Originally Posted by stones

I don't want to bash any companies specificaly...but trust me when I say I know.

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Not trying to star an argument but how do you know? Did you work for one of these companies? If you do or did I am curious and have a few more questions as far as to what they do regarding collection. Please don't tell me "one of my friends works at Joe Urine Inc!":) The sediment doesn't affect the test because urine can have sediment to begin with and I have frozen urine before and used it later. Most of the time the sediment dissolves during the reheat but sometimes it remains.

I used Strip, i'm a daily toker, 218 lb, 5'10. I passed Lab Corp 5 panel, got my job. It was negative but diluted. Took a home piss test before i dropped. They are guarenteed to give you a negative result. They are selling that you will have a negative result. The company that hires you, decides if they will accept diluted.

I cannot drop any names but would not say I have this info without knowing first hand. Sediments do hurt the sample as they are looked for in the tests and are signs of beginning bacteria formation. You can get the information regarding this off of most web sites that sell urine. Collection for the companies usualy consists of a specific donor or the owner peeing in an old water jug and storing it in the refrigerator until it is packaged and frozen. Urine can usualy last 3-4 days not frozen and when accepted in large quantities (gallons) by a donor can sit 3 days in a refrigerator before sitting again and waiting to be packaged then frozen. this is what can cause a problem. Even with out the actual info, this is common sense. If they get from a donor there is going to be a time laps and urine does form bacteria over time.