weed has magic powers

a year or so ago, i was hangin out with this friend of mine. she new i was a stoner, and didnt care that much. my bag of chronic was visible or something, and she pulled it out. out of nowhere she tears the bag open and eats about 70$ worth of chronic. (i had picked it up the day before). i was pissed as hell, naturaly, haha. this was her way of getting me to quit, or something. but all she did was piss me off. so an hour or two goes by and she is blitzed out of her mind. shes on the ground in my room, laughing. she claimed my rat told her the chronic was the shit or something. basically acting severly torched.

we ended up playing Crash Bandicoot 3 in the dark for 3 hours, in the dark. (because the pros play in the dark)

so she leaves, still visible burned up, and goes home. the next day she calls me up and asks how soon i can get more! i was so confused. she had had such a good time high, she wanted to do more. i told her if she gave me some money id pick her up an LP, but only if she SMOKED it with ME this time. haha.
Now she is an avid stoner.

bitch never paid me back for that weed either...

i have a habit of breaking it up into bowl sized peices for my pipe. so they were about... peanut M&M size nugs. she just tore open the baggie, and ate em like skittles. haha.

she even has a roar now. lmao. she makes me look bad.

I don't think it's possible to eat raw marijuana and get high. The THC must be activated through heat.

Maybe I'm wrong..something to do with stomach acid, perhaps?

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Originally Posted by pbzeppelin90

a year or so ago, i was hangin out with this friend of mine. she new i was a stoner, and didnt care that much. my bag of chronic was visible or something, and she pulled it out. out of nowhere she tears the bag open and eats about 70$ worth of chronic. (i had picked it up the day before). i was pissed as hell, naturaly, haha. this was her way of getting me to quit, or something. but all she did was piss me off. so an hour or two goes by and she is blitzed out of her mind. shes on the ground in my room, laughing. she claimed my rat told her the chronic was the shit or something. basically acting severly torched.

we ended up playing Crash Bandicoot 3 in the dark for 3 hours, in the dark. (because the pros play in the dark)

so she leaves, still visible burned up, and goes home. the next day she calls me up and asks how soon i can get more! i was so confused. she had had such a good time high, she wanted to do more. i told her if she gave me some money id pick her up an LP, but only if she SMOKED it with ME this time. haha.
Now she is an avid stoner.

bitch never paid me back for that weed either...

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wow, i woudlve walked away immedietly after she ate it and wouldnt have talked to her again unless she contacted me and apologized
funny stuff

ya... thing is. she's really hot. haha. and once she was baked, she was fun to be around.

i dont think she ever has apologized tho. haha.

she showed me her tits once, but that hardly makes up for the 70$. :D

you know that it is absolutely 100% IMPOSSIBLE! to get high off of eating unheated plant right?

It's impossible, it's never happened before, it never will happen, and your friend was faking it. I gaurantee you it was a placebo effect. You have to heat marijuana to 180 degrees to activate the cannabinoids.

your friend is a moron.

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Originally Posted by LordSmaug

you know that it is absolutely 100% IMPOSSIBLE! to get high off of eating unheated plant right?

It's impossible, it's never happened before, it never will happen, and your friend was faking it. I gaurantee you it was a placebo effect. You have to heat marijuana to 180 degrees to activate the cannabinoids.

your friend is a moron.

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Indeed man, exactly what ^ he said. You can't EAT marijuana raw and expect to get high. It has to be heated up to release the THC. The only thing that could of happened was the fact that she lied about hating weed and she wanted to do it so she took your bag ate it and then felt like she had to be high so she acted retarded. Many people have done this before at my school.. they bring it to school (who knows why) then eat it in class and then hour later they claim they are "stoned". They are just morons seeking attention. As for you friend, it's impossible, and she just wanted to piss you off and waste your money.

Heh, I tried like mad to get high eating raw pot once, and it did nothing except lower the amount of pot around that I could smoke. That's why people make butter and cookies and brownies and such; if cooking it wasn't necessary, I doubt people'd bother much with that stuff -- they'd just eat the pot.

Im sorry but i would have slapped the bitch right upside her head.

Wait, I thought marijuana had to be heated in order for the cannabinoids to become psychoactive when eaten to remove the carboxyl group, forming the gas CO2 and the psychoactive neutral cannabinoids because in fresh plant material, cannabinoids are almost entirely inn their acid forms...Meh, I dunno lol.

^^ I also would have slapped her.

When I took E I remember just reaching into my stash and eating bud. Fucking gross and it doesn't work that way either so it was frivolous.

But yeah dude, $70 shit. Tell her she needs to match. :thumbsup:

well lets see, hot makes up for 5$, showing tits makes up for another 7$, lets see so she owes you 58$ tell her she owes you a fuck and 8$. :) Nah make that 3 fucks.

ha dude i bet was lieing when she told him that she ate the weed and i bet u shook took the weed and smoked it somewere eles because fi u cant gets high eating it then how would she, suposiably "get hgh" she said that she ate for reasons
1. She would have bud to black mail u with?
2.she would have bud to smoke with her and her friends
3.make it seem like she was just takeing it so u would stop
i bet she smoked it and justs aid she eat theres just no way u can get high just eating it

With the sex when you get it from her, since you deserve it. Make her do it the way YOU want and try some roleplaying stuff. Lol. Dress her up in a marijuana leaf costume and make her do all the sexual things you want so you can have the two greatest thing on earth, Weed and Girls. Lol. Yeah man, that's the dream.. :thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by rickytikki

dude thats fuckin awsome besides the $70 missing but how did she eat it one big gulp or did she take small mousy chomps out of it:thumbsup:

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mousey chomps hahahahahahaha :D

but seriously, i thought that weed had to be cooked in fats or oil first, but hey, cool :thumbsup:

Next time your dry just be like "hey remember the time you ate that $70 sack of mine..."

I tried putting weed on hamburgers once. Didn't work.

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Originally Posted by TheFatKid

I tried putting weed on hamburgers once. Didn't work.

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That's cause it has to be heated up to work. Eating it raw does NOTHING. Nuff' said.

But isnt there A layer of fat in the stomach??? I think if you ate A 7 grams for your first time sompthing would happen......

I think I read somewhere that eating raw cannabis can actually be poisonous for you...

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Originally Posted by LordSmaug

you know that it is absolutely 100% IMPOSSIBLE! to get high off of eating unheated plant right?

It's impossible, it's never happened before, it never will happen, and your friend was faking it. I gaurantee you it was a placebo effect. You have to heat marijuana to 180 degrees to activate the cannabinoids.

your friend is a moron.

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dude... do some research before u spout ur bullshit... U dont have to heat the cannabinoids to activate them, heating just makes them volatile and easily movable thru air...

you can get high off eating raw cannabis, its just diminished unless u dissolve the cannabinoids into fats or oils, which requires heat....

it has nothing to do with activating the cannabinoids.

one time, I stared at some weed I had and my eyes absorbed the cannabinoids, then they shot out of my head and went and found osama bin laden in afghanistan but when they came back they were so high that they forgot where he was, so they told me they were hungry and i thought, "what do eyes eat?" So i loaded up some pictures of jenna jameson and they feasted on that for a while. Then they went to sleep and woke up and we all had a fine laugh. So, ya you can get high just by staring at your stash, i guess is the moral of this fable. :)

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Originally Posted by Fattie

well lets see, hot makes up for 5$, showing tits makes up for another 7$, lets see so she owes you 58$ tell her she owes you a fuck and 8$. :) Nah make that 3 fucks.

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Or, just have her supply some weed, smoke yourselves stupid, and then fuck her.

so the moral of the story is that it would have been cool to eat the pot and lose $70 cause she was hot, and also because she was fun to be around. Sounds like a perfect scenario but in reality, she was a dumb broad like they all are.

So in effect, she made you look like a jack ass for not saying anything about losing $70 and also for tricking you into thinking she was a genuinely cool person after she got high when she was not. Chances are, if she didn't think weed was cool in the first place...she probably isn't a very cool person to be around period.

So anyways, not trying to be a dick, but your story is kind of funny. BTW the guy above me is right on. Get your nut..she got your weed

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HAHA that made me laugh.
Awesome story dude.