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ok my friend came to me and asked me somthing and i though ti would put it on here to see what people say.
ok he has a girl they started having sex a few months ago
they have 5 times
the 1st time it hurt her a lil
the 2nd time and all the rest of the times he had sex with her and after they were done , well she made ,a farting noise . Ive never had it happen so i cant really give my 2 cents .
please anser it asap.. :)
the stuff that gets posted on here lol
maybe instead of a sigh of relief after something she likes to fart..
Its called a 'queef', or for the blokes here, a fanny fart. Go on, laugh. Sadly Ive never had the pleasure of experiencing one, so I cant tell you if they smell or not. All I know is that they usually happen when you shag quite hard and fast, and its just a small pocket of air that comes out.
Either that, or his bird gets so relaxed that she really does fart after sex. If thats the case, I wouldnt recommend anal sex - at all.
Queefs are extemely common and if you cant get used to them, dont get used to having sex.
Shannon is right...........Quote:
Originally Posted by Shannon
Depending on the position, speed, size, technique......it will happen.
Sure you're "friend" :rolleyes:
But anyway, I have sex all the time and if anything I'd say its rare that I've ever experienced a girl queef. If anything, most girls are pretty embarrassed and try to supress it as good as they can. I don't know where you guys live though..
it is my friend chris lol i did not wana tell him maybe she does fart lol . well ya he says thanks and if it was me i have nothing to hide lol it just proves i have sex . so lol. :rasta:
me and my girl started cracking up when she queefed,,,isnt that when air gets trapped as the penis is going inside the vagina, and the air is pushed out creating that sound...lol i thought thats what it is
That's what it is, alright. Doesn't have anything to do with the colon. It's a vadge fart. Sometimes know as a "vart."
lol thanks i think lol . but liek 4 times in a row?
hahah sounds like this is you and not your freind ;) whats the big deal
vadge fart..thats priceless.
if you've never made a girl queef..you suck at fxkn.
or maybe im just weird
It's only where the cock is pushing air into the pussy, and it cant stay in their forever can it lol?
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Originally Posted by LIP
O.O; nuh uh. you liein' !
I've had sex with my gf like 10 times and she has never experienced that. Unless i just didn't hear it. Idk, seems weird but i wouldn't think too much of it if it happened.
http://encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.com/Cum+fartQuote:
Originally Posted by link below don't blame me for the picture
i think you guys pretty much covered it.
when it happened to me and my ex, we'd just laugh and i'd keep going.. she'd be a little embarrassed at first, but what are ya gonna do... because we AIN'T stopping, damn no.
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Originally Posted by El Digital
But yeah it has never happened to me either... i wonder how my girl would react to that.... lol i couldnt imagine.
haha.. if and when it happens and she doesn't know how to react, just tell her this:
"I read on the internet one time that it's natural and happens to everyone....." and then smile and keep going. :)
haha just cause you make a girl queef doesnt mean shes experiencing pleasure... usually if you make a girl cum then your doin your job.. not makin her vart
I think 'You Friend' IS YOU!
Lol nothing embarrasing about it though its normal dont worry
Speaking from a girl i have had it happen and it was embrassing but my boyfrined was going at it pretty quick and hard so i dunno. It was very enjoyable on the up note...The sex that night that is. I am saying it probally is trapped air as well, and it has to come out eventually.
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Originally Posted by Mr. TBAGU 420
You need to try harder then, or different positions.
What position does it normally happen in? We just do it the old fashion way with the guy on top doin her when she is on the bottom. I do fuck her pretty hard and i have never heard it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shannon
yeah, i've had 'success' with the queef by good old fashioned missionary, and then the doggystyle has produced some loud PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT sounds too.
it really all depends on how much air is trapped, how tight she is, how large your penis is... pussy farts aren't an exact science and you're not going to experience it with everyone... besides, as someone mentioned earlier, that's not even the goal so... :D
A vart, how funny. My ex was quite big and I varted all the time. I quit being embarressed about it, because its part of sex. It has nothing to do with pleasure, just trapped air like everyone said. We called em fluffers. And if they smelled at all, they smelled like sex.......
lol "varts". I've known of these for quite a long time.. or at least heard of them. Never heard the term vart... Hehehehe :thumbsup: