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finger a girl, in the mornin. god bless wake n bakes, girls are so horny wen theyre high
this one time at band camp......
Went to Wendys with 4 of my buddies, bought $20 worth of food....forgot drinks so we went back in line (drive-thru), order another $10 worth of food....and still forgot drinks!
Another priceless one, my buddy was eating a bowl of Honey Bunches of Oats after we'd just smoked a fat bowl...he finishes the cereal, and about 10 minutes later goes "Where the fuck did my Honey Bunches of Oats go?!"
i cant remember.. lol :)
rofl. One time I smoked some Humbolt County Herb, got so High I felt like I was rolling. I Called my freind telling him to get over here you gotta try this stuff... Then I told him "fuck, I cant find my phone hold on" he said "your talking on it dumbshit"...Quote:
Originally Posted by envisionedrhyme
Once while ripped I was luaghing so hard at a Taco Bell Drive Thru I couldnt order so I got no food:( ...
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well i just got done sharing a 5 gram blunt with 3 of my friends and i started looking for something. i looked for like 15 minutes and starting getting like. " where the fuck did i put it?" but it turns out i hadnt lost anything and spent 15 minutes looking for nuthing
you remember when the secadas(sp?) were flying around and blind. Do you remember those big ass bugs? it was like 2 years ago...when they came around...anyway
me and my friend were smoking a blunt outiside right, and we were blowing shotguns. I saw a secada on the ground and an idea popped in my head, i decided to give it a shotgun and it was THICK too(smoke). Like after i gave it the shotty, 1 sec right after it tipped over on its back lol it was hilarious when it happened and we were so high...good ol times..
this was said by my room mate word for word i shit you not.
"You know the downfall of smoking pot?
(phone rings once, must have been a wrong number...)
...anyways what was i talking about?"
I took my dog for a walk to the shop to get some munchies , tied him up outside bought my munchies , then walked out the shop home . It wasn't till i got home that i realised i 'd left him still tied up outside the shop .
he forgave me :)
Your dog didnt bark when it saw you ditching it?Quote:
Originally Posted by herbalizer
In recent memory I went to taco bell with my buddy for munchies. This mexican dude asks me what I want and all I can do is laugh I try to talk but just keep giggling and have no clue why. I look at my bud then he just starts laughing. The guy gets the manager to figure us out. We just keep laughing then he starts to aswell, I think he figured it out.
This one was last week, I suddenly stared at my friend next to me, and gasped in awe: "Oh my god... You look like Waldo! From Where's Waldo!"
So laughing, he gets a red striped shirt on, and I nearly die from laughing...
He is a heavyset black man :stoned:
Ive done plenty of the looking for something when it in your hand...
My funniest was probably when I wa splaying Fifa 06 stoned, when just got up from my chair and walked away in the middle of the game and 5 minutes later heard noises coming from my room and realize dthat I had just left the controller sitting their. My little digital players bles stheir hearts played to a hard fought tie without their skipper.
i thought i was a tiger and i jumped up on to this branch and it broke than i feel on my ass....
Well one time me and my friends smoked about 4 FAT bowls consecutively(sp?) and we go inside and decide to videotape ourselves, and i was the one too do it. On a digital video camera i videotaped for about two hours of us doing stuff. Then we go back to see what all was on it, and the tape was brand new (nobody replaced it, i just never turned on the camera) sooo.. i was never allowed to do that again.
HAHAHAHA! :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Purple Banana
The funniest thing I've ever done was try to explain to my 7-year-old sister what to do in situations like tsunamis and hurricanes. I was going to take a shower while my mom wasn't home so she was on her own for half an hour.
Keep in mind, we live in Illinois. And I don't remember Lake Michigan or any pond around here having hurricanes or tsunamis.
well funnest thing so far (been smoking about a month) me and my friend made a gravity out of a 3 litter right so we fixed it up got it completly full mind you this is my second time smoking and i got connections so im grav bonging dro like i said second time smoking we smoked 4 big bowls before this so im already so fucking out of it so then i take this hit out of this 3 litter got it all i dont remember falling really but i remember my ass hitting the floor and i couldnt get up for a bit i was seeing colors and shit
me and my buddy were watchin the tube and my foot started itching and i started freaking out casue i thought there was a tiger in my sock me and my friend couldnt stop laughing after that
this just happened a couple of days ago when i was really wasted. Me and a few friends smoked a fat ass blunt between us, of some good weed. then had a couple joints, and hit a few bongs each. So as you might expect we were completely and utterly baked! Then i realised that i'd lost my lighter... i looked just about everywhere for it but it was nowhere to be seen. Then my friend says to me "Sometimes when you're looking for something it turns out it was right infront of you all along." i agreed with him and went on to say "yeah it's because you'd think you'd notice it if it were right infront of your face... it's unexpected." my friend then says "think slow!" then i think about it, and realise my friend is waving the lighter right infront of me, and that he had been for the last few minutes.
i felt ashamed and retarded after that. lol All my friends were laughing at me. It's a classic memory now though. :thumbsup:
while me and my friend were stoned and at wendy's.... well, we ate and then we left. while leavin, i decided to pick a flower for her and i gave it to her. she said she wanted to pick me a flower so she ran over. i went to my car and was about to unlock it when i hear her yelling and running. i look over to see her carrying back A WHOLE FLOWER PLANT with roots and all and i ust DIE in laughter. i had to spit out my soda because i was laughing waaaay too hard. i could barely DRIVE from laughing and i can drive stoned very well. oooh that was classic.
I was at a party with a few good friends in december, and we decided to order a pizza. the pizza place said they wouldn't deliver to the guy's house that we were at because he has called and then passed out before they got there too many times. so we told them "no there will be other people here".
well, we decided to go on a burn, and the guy told us that he'd get the pizza.
so we came back, and he was laying with boots and boxers on under a tree in the front yard, passed out. he had a pizza box laying on his lap with $2 on it. taped to his chest was a sign that said "leave $2".
haha, we all laughed our asses off.
^^^ I literally laughed outloud at that which very rarely happens
U just reminded me of somethin funny cuz it had to do with fast food. Me and my friend went through and ordered a couple things off the value menu, we didn't spend much at all and anyways, they forgot to give us sauce or we forgot to ask for sauce for our nuggets so we went back through the drive thru and asked for sauce and when we pulled up to the 2nd window, the girl handed us a few drinks and we just looked at each other like what the fuck?? but we knew not to say anything, and the girl proceeded to hand us like 2 or 3 more bags full of quarter pounders, whoppers, etc. She literally gave us like 20 some dollars of free food and we drove away crackin up and eating most of it. good times.....Quote:
Originally Posted by envisionedrhyme
When I'm stoned...I tend to do lots of funny things...like blurt out random stuff that aren't resonable to post here XD And I start talking wierd and hearing the wrong things...But I guess the funniest thing I've ever done is Chase some little kid on a bike around the school yard like 8 times, then start freestyling all over the place. I bet there are more, so I'll get messed up tomorrow and post what I do XD!
my second time smoking and first time out of a bong i got so blasted i couldnt catch a lighter when my friends tossed it. so whenever it got to me id be like
"DONT THROW THE LIGHTER U ASS, THERES NO WAY IM GUNNA CATCH IT"
and obviosly they threw it. anyways one of the times i dropped it, it went behind a bike and i got my arm stuck in the bike trying to get this damn lighter
another time we were in the woods and there was a squirrel in a hole and i ended up talking to it and saying goodbye when we left, it was a cool squirrel :)
i also made friends with a frog next to a lake once and ended up petting it, that was pretty chill
my friend and i were convinced the villian in a steven segal movie was rob schneider. despite the fact, the bad guy was a taiwanese drug lord, or something. it was too hard to follow being stoned. a STEVEN SEGAL movie was too hard to follow while blazed.
me and my gf were in the woods chillin havin cigs, and we were just layin there in this small open part of the woods, and apparently she put like, one of those tiny hair things in my hair, i dunno what it was.
anyways, i found it and took it out, and i was convicied that it was a small wet stick, and it was wet because a tiny dog put it in my hair.
one thing i alsways do when im high esp. with someone else is play this game. me and the other person will go through our phones and call someone we dont call very often, and see how long it takes them to realize were high without making direct hints or comments about it lol. that gets pretty funny sometimes man
Another time (last night), a few friends were over and I was sitting on my bed with a blanket on my lap. I was drinking Sprite and magically I lost the can. I looked in the blanket all over the bed and everything. My friend was standing right in front of me during this whole thing looking at me, After going "Where the HELL is it?", I look in my hand and there it is.
My friend was like "I thought you had spilled it or something, I didn't know you were looking for the actual can, ahahaha!"
HAHA i went into mc.d's once as they were closing and ordered some food, but somehow they ended being out of what i ordered. Sooo, the manager walked up (dude's weedar had to be exploding) looked me in the eye and asked what i wanted. I said i didn't care i was just hungry, he understood, they unloaded ALL of the unsold food for that night into our bags and we all payed around 2$ for 3 FULL bags of food. Sypathetic people rock!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by weedheaduknow
okay i know i said i forgot bu ti remember now
i had just smoked half a joint, mind you i have very low tolerance, and i thought it was about time for me to pass out then i got all paranoid that i was a loser and had no friends (which might be true but i'm not telling)
then i got up and cleaned the whole house from top to bottom.
i organized everything and washed every dish. then when my mom got home she was so surprised i cleaned the house so throughly.
i must have been a sativa strand... :)
oh cmon i know some of you have done this too. !
no , otherwise i wouldn't have forgotten him :) It was a very long time ago now , he's in heaven now .Quote:
Originally Posted by herbalizer
hahahaha that one was awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by envisionedrhyme