Hooray For Joints!

[align=left]Sorry if this is a completely overdone thread, but I'm soooo completely ripped right now. I got an 1/8th tonight of some midds, 40 bucks, and I promised my friend that I would give her a fat joint because she gave me 8 .25 Xanax last night.

She said she didn't want anything at all, because they make her want to kill herself when she takes them. She is a VERY upbeat person, she's one of those people that make doing nothing fun, lol.

Anyway, I usually smoke bowls all the time, ya know? I haven't been into joints before because I haven't had any paper, and haven't been able to roll very good ones. So, I recently acquired some papers from a friend that is quitting (actually...lol...it was about 2 weeks ago). I decided to start practicing. So I started rolling joints everytime I wanted to smoke. And I made sure to roll at least 2 joints before I smoked. I ran out, and bought some more and kept practicing.

Tonight I decided I was finally satisfied with my ability to roll a GOOOOD joint (i don't want to say a PERFECT because ya know, i'm defffffinitely not there yet). Anyway, so I smoked it about....Well, at 2:20 and I was done with it at 2:32 am.

It's 3:02, I'M STILL SO EFFING RIPPED! More than I would be if I smoked a bowl. Like, I was snacking on some Cracker Jacks about 10 minutes ago (when I actually got the idea to make this thread, but I lost track in something I forgot, and then completely forgot about the fact that I was doing this) and I thought my fan was on the setting where it turns from left to right (the word escapes me NOW, but I could remember it 2 minutes ago, lol). I turned and it wasn't, and then I thought my door was open, so I turned really quickly with a skip of a heartbeat and it wasn't...it was just my imagination.

HOORAY FOR JOINTS!!

It'd be best to say the above in the voice of that Jamaican guy from Red Stripe Beer. =)




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hmm, you have just encouraged me to buy mids instead of hydro just to roll joints, thats not a joke either.

me and a few friends smoked 14 joints on friday. Was cool fun

I'm told I have nice rolling abilities.

I guess some are just born with it...

Bwahaha!!! :clap:

Nothing like a good joint :stoned:

ugh a half a hour had passed I sure hope you are still high.

This reminds me of that commercial.... "Hooray beer!"

Hoooray Joint!

lmao^
Hooray!

yee haw

why cant i roll that well. still working on it.

would you say you are an ugly man? "You are very ugly!" Here hold this joint...."Now you are a beautiful man!!" Rolled joints..."Hooray joints!!!"

Holla'

It was SUPPOSED to be like that commercial, lol RedStripe! HOORAY FOR BEER! lol I was really high last night when I did this thread, as I am now, but more stoned last night. I only took a hit an hour ago, and I'm still buzzin with 3/4 of a Vault in me, so I'm jamming out to all kinds of rock.

Did you know that girl from Flyleaf is pretty hot? Anyway, so yeah, what I meant was that a lot more high than I would have been after just a few tokes from a bowl. A lot more high, and when I sobered up 2 and a half hours later, I passed out and slept 10 hours. Which was vurrry good for me, as I have insomnia.

Anyway, YES! Hooray for joints!

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Originally Posted by Gothen

[align=left] and I thought my fan was on the setting where it turns from left to right (the word escapes me NOW, but I could remember it 2 minutes ago, lol). [/align]

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oscilate bitches! :upsidedow

Lol saying "HORRAY JOINTS!" like that jamican guy in the comercial made me laugh... :thumbsup:

i get an eigth of really great dry stuff for 20. muahahaha :D

OSCILATE! That's it! I was in the shower today still thinking about it, lol. I was like, "I know it starts with an O." with my toothbrush in my mouth, lol.

I rolled another joint about 40 minutes ago. This was was pretty fat all for one person to smoke. I knew I didn't want to smoke on an empty stomach and eat and possibly have the chance of ruining my buzz, ya know? So I made a turkey sandwich and had some chips, and then I poured myself a glass of water.

The thing about my fridge is, it's EXTREMELY cold! Most liquids that we put in there, slowly starts to freeze. Orange juice doesn't, nor does guava nectar, or apple juice, etc etc. But, the milk, the gallon water, I mean crap, we put spaghetti in there (the noodles) and they're frozen right now. It's NUTS!

So, the point is, this glace of water has a glacier comprised of many, many different little slivers of ice. It's really pretty, and it's soooo cold, this water.

SO, I rolled this huge joint and tried to smoke all of it, I only got half of it down and I had to put it out. That was....shit I forgot, at least...40 minutes, I dont' know. I ain't worrying about it, I know I'mma be ripped for a while! This movie Dead End is on, I saw it along time ago! It's actually a damn good movie that hardly anyone has ever heard about! You guys should see it!

I love joints as well, there is just something about those small portable 100% smokable wrapped strips of weed that is so damn magical.

It brings back a memory of standing against a wall in a mysterious back alley one night with a joint in my pocket, knowing I could pull it out and light it anytime and it would show me the true beauty of the city. I love joints, when you're done with them, you don't have to walk around with a pipe in your pocket.

However, my very conservative way of smoking prevents me from working up the nerve to use enough weed at once to make a joint. I usually smoke out of a one hit instead, as to not waste weed. Hopefully, one day i'll wise up and start smoking them more often...

The joints have been rather smooth lately compared to my glass pipe or bong. Thats fo sure

boo creepy foot doctor!

hooray pot!

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

However, my very conservative way of smoking prevents me from working up the nerve to use enough weed at once to make a joint. I usually smoke out of a one hit instead, as to not waste weed. Hopefully, one day i'll wise up and start smoking them more often...

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Up until yesterday, I had been the same way. I made an 1/8th last almost 5 days, and had been doing that for quite a while. But, I just all of a sudden wanted to start smoking joints. So yesterday when I got this 1/8th, I did so! lol I've rolled two joints out of it now, and I've got another fat joint left, and some that I put in my bowl at 3:30 and took a hit out of, and then I've got a half-joint roach from the joint I rolled earlier, and am still high from an hour and a half later. Soo it's all gravy, baby. lol

joints are my favorite way of smoking, ill take a fattie over a couple bong rips any day

Joints pwn :).

"Roll that shit/Light that shit/ Smoke that shit:stoned: "

Joints are the way to go, I always smoke joints,prefer it rather than hits from a pipe or bong...As long as you getHIGH, Thats all that matters I suppose.lol:thumbsup: