Hot Pockets = Bud Pockets?

I'm going to a theme/water park in a few days and was thinking for a way to cook bud to eat because im going with a friend's family and smoking is a bad idea. I can't use the oven so microwaving is the only option. People have mixed views on this but here is my idea.

I have a few 4 cheese pizza hot pockets and I was going to nuke one for about 30 seconds or so to soften it, then slice open the top and mix in chopped up bud with the cheese and cook it for 1:30 or 2 minutes on 100%. I'm not sure about the timing or setting or anything as I've never cooked before.

Thoughts on this? Any would be appreciated.:rasta:

maybe
microwaving isnt very good for bud cooking
but maybe

Based on a microwave with 650-800 watts of power, the scale below shows how you can learn to relate your microwave "percentages of power" to your conventional oven's "degrees of heat."

All heat measurements are in Fahrenheit.


100 - 90% power 425 - 500 degrees, deep fat fry, broil or stove-top burner on "high"
80% 375 - 425 degrees
70% 350 - 375 degrees or medium-high on stove-top
60 - 50% 300 - 350 degrees or medium on stove-top
40 - 30% 225 - 300 degrees or medium-low on stove-top
20% 200 - 225 degrees
10% 150 - 200 degrees or lowest setting on stove-top

I found this at http://www.hungrymonster.com/recipe/...rrelations.cfm

Seems like it could be used to help cook with cannabis in a microwave.

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Originally Posted by skissors

I'm going to a theme/water park in a few days and was thinking for a way to cook bud to eat because im going with a friend's family and smoking is a bad idea. I can't use the oven so microwaving is the only option. People have mixed views on this but here is my idea.

I have a few 4 cheese pizza hot pockets and I was going to nuke one for about 30 seconds or so to soften it, then slice open the top and mix in chopped up bud with the cheese and cook it for 1:30 or 2 minutes on 100%. I'm not sure about the timing or setting or anything as I've never cooked before.

Thoughts on this? Any would be appreciated.:rasta:

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well dude i think 30 seconds wuold do a little more than "soften them up", i eat a lot of hot pockets. ive noticed after about 50 seconds in the microwave, the cheese is gushing out the sides.so i think 2 minutes would burn the shit out of it...

Really? Maybe I have a different kind of hot pocket or microwave or something. I put it in on 100% for 2 minutes and it's still not fully cooked sometimes. But thats besides the point, what do you think of my idea?

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Originally Posted by skissors

Really? Maybe I have a different kind of hot pocket or microwave or something. I put it in on 100% for 2 minutes and it's still not fully cooked sometimes. But thats besides the point, what do you think of my idea?

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lol what kind of hot pockets do u get? i have like the extra crispy...

but yea the thc would dissolve into the cheese so i think it sounds like a pretty good idea...

Hot Pockets: Four Cheese Pizza is what i get, the best ones in my opinion. On the box it says microwave for 1:30 but I find 2 minutes works best. I live on these things. Hot pockets, bagels, mountain dew and apple juice are big parts of my diet. :D

I think I'm going to try it on 40% power level and watch it until the cheese melts nicely and let it sit for a few minutes while the THC is absorbed into the hot cheese. I'm doing this Tuesday I think and I'll post back that night or the next day to let you know how it went.

i have those and it usually is done at 1:30 could prolly cook it a little longer

im a frequent consumer of both pot and hot pockets. best idea ive heard. 2 minutes is about perfect for my hotpockets (pizza, chicken quesadilla, ham n cheese). ive never eaten pot, but ive heard the buzz lasts longer than normal. i would say soften it, 20-30 seconds, make a small hole and push all the pot in you want, because the cheese and shit is gunna ooze out like none other. thus, your pots gunna ooze out. once its open, its gunna cook way faster so try it on 1 minute, then check and make sure its totally cooked. the longer its in the more id think the thc would cook into it, but i would think some would be cooked out of it too. considering cooking alcoholic beverages cooks out most, if not all the alcohol.

just something i thought sounded most logical. here's another idea tho. toke before you go. could that work?

Just make firecrackers.


Preheat oven to 350º F. Grind cannabis to a fine powder and mix together with peanut butter. Spread on top of cracker and top with cracker. Wrap in aluminum foil and bake in oven for 15 to 20 minutes. You should probably make 3 of these at a time!

I would make firecrackers but I can't use the oven. I live with my parents and they will be home. Anyone know if you can save firecrackers or any cooked pot food and how? Will it lose potency?

Don't be a pussy! Even bud butter dosen't smell that bad, besides you can't do it late at night or something, I'm assuming your parents go to bed early with you having a few hours of alone time so to speak

cook 5-6 Firecrackers and put them in a zip lock or small lunchable rubbermaid and enjoy every one every 3-4 hours or more until your unstable and the parents laught at you