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Hey ya'll. A grower down the street offered to sell me a quarter pound(4 oz)of white widow for 500$. This is an unbelievable deal in my area. An oz of KB is around $300 usually so this is an amazing deal. I've seen his setup b4 and we have chilled a few times so i know hes legit. The only problem is I have no money and I have no job (i'm 17), and he said he'll hang on to it for only 4 more days for me b4 he sells it to a dealer. I need to get 500$ ASAP, who has any ideas?


ps: i am not willing to get this money through violence but crime is not out of the option, but preferably something i wont have to risk my ass for.

You could steal money out of your moms bank account and when she finds out that you did it just tell her how sorry you are and that you spent the money on a dog!:) but you had to set it free..

For some reason I think that this thread is asking for trouble and I would be more than glad to help you out with a few scams BUT we have to respect the website.


Other than scams I dont know how to get money on the spot, good luck bro ;)

Can you just tell me a few easy scams solely for educational purposes?

$%AHEM!!sellfakeraffletickets!!AHEM!!$$

you're 17 and dont have a job? go apply at mcdonalds or something get a job save your money and wait till next seasons harvest if you need it that bad

Forget working at mcdonalds I have no clue how someone could hold down a shitty ass job like that for the shitty pay they give you.


Find somewhere else besides mcdonalds, BS your resume thats what I did

I just quit my job a month ago at an autoshop (grueling work for shit pay). I plan to start looking in august. I guess I'll sell my drum kit (i dont play it anymore and can get at least $500).

I hope you plan on flipping this good deal and not smoking all of it.....

Rob the bank :)

have the dude spot ya enough to flip, and voila!

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Originally Posted by WeedGremblin

I hope you plan on flipping this good deal and not smoking all of it.....

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I plan on selling 2 ounces (make 600 bucks= get a profit/money back) and get 2 free oz. for myself.

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Originally Posted by hostiledrunk

have the dude spot ya enough to flip, and voila!

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I already tried that. We've hung out a few times but he doesnt spot anyone anymore(he had a bad experience).

got anything to pawn? lol

If it comes down to it, I'll sell my drum kit as I posted earlier. But I hope I don't have to.

Tell your guy loose lips sink ships

How old are ya? Got a credit card, or open-ended loan you can pull from? If not, then you may be sol. If you could find an investor, you could do the deal and split the profits.

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Originally Posted by WeedGremblin

Tell your guy loose lips sink ships

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Thats when loose lips lose their ability to speak.

get a job or sell stuff on ebay. thats the easiest, most lawful way to get money. don't steal from people because how would you like it if someone stole your shit? just remember what goes around comes around. hopefully you can come up with the cash because it sounds like an awesome deal, but don't go stealing just to buy a bunch of weed and then in turn give marijuana users a bad name. maybe the guy can hook you up on his next grow cycle. good luck.

Thanks DJU. I'm sure I'll find a way.

I dont think its a good idea to sell your drum kit if you really like it. One time I cuffed someone an ounce and they got bagged so I was out for 200 bucks. I had no way to make another pick up and got desperate .... sold my xbox360! Worste thing I did. I figured I would make the money back in a few weeks but I ended up getting caught in school, probation for 6 months, random drug tests, and the worste thing was no xbox360 to play while I was grounded

damn that sucks

edit: How come the czech flag or atleast the name dosent show?

Just take your peice and rob a few bitches.

dude... okay this is what you do
spend the next 4 days (or however many days you have left) picking up bottles in your town. i swear to god... theres a dude in my town who does nothing but look for bottles all day and he makes like 200 bucks a day from about 10 hours of scrounging around in trashcans and sideawalks. also, since your a kid and not a dirty hobo, im sure you could knock on a few doors and ask if they'd like you to take any bottles off of their hands.

this is all assuming that you live in a state that you can get money for returning bottles

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Originally Posted by ShadowGate420

Hey ya'll. A grower down the street offered to sell me a quarter pound(4 oz)of white widow for 500$. This is an unbelievable deal in my area. An oz of KB is around $300 usually so this is an amazing deal. I've seen his setup b4 and we have chilled a few times so i know hes legit. The only problem is I have no money and I have no job (i'm 17), and he said he'll hang on to it for only 4 more days for me b4 he sells it to a dealer. I need to get 500$ ASAP, who has any ideas?


ps: i am not willing to get this money through violence but crime is not out of the option, but preferably something i wont have to risk my ass for.

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I was willing to help until I read that last statement...

ne pas le violence. i used to play drums alot when i was in a band, but i havent beat the skins in months. theyre just collecting dust. looks like this is the only option.

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Originally Posted by ShadowGate420

looks like this is the only option.

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mann what about the bottleeess!!!

pawn cds, games, old toys, movies, shit like that. You can probably get a bit of money from it

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Originally Posted by WeedGremblin

Forget working at mcdonalds I have no clue how someone could hold down a shitty ass job like that for the shitty pay they give you.


Find somewhere else besides mcdonalds, BS your resume thats what I did

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hey hey hey i work at mcdonalds. In the kitchen :D about 95% of the employees smoke so its not all bad, but yeah the pay sucks

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Originally Posted by ShadowGate420

ne pas le violence. i used to play drums alot when i was in a band, but i havent beat the skins in months. theyre just collecting dust. looks like this is the only option.

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I dont actually know what that means, but you speak French, which means you have a higher IQ than me.

OK, Im racking my brains (plural :D ) for the best solution. Lemme roll a ciggy while I think...

What you do is this. Get a flight over to the UK. Bring about $2000, and stay in a cheap hotel. Hang on, if you bought $2000, then you could buy the QP anyway. Scrap that idea.
Idea number two - get a loan of $50,000. Find someone with an English accent, and employ them. Make up some fancy sounding name, preferably one with an English town in it. Yorkshire Golds, for example.

Oh fuck it, just sell the drumkit.

Edit: like Dopesmoker says, find old toys and pawn them. I have the whole set of Jurassic Park toys from when they were released about 7 years ago, and theyre all in mint condition. I could get a coupla hundred squid with that collection, but I dont want to because its fun to play with them :)

hmmmm. Maybe I'm thinking the wrong way. I need 500 bucks. Which of course equals 10 bucks from 50 ppl. It doesnt sound like so much when i put it that way. But what 50 ppl are willing to give me 10 bucks? or what can i offer 50 ppl in exchange for 10 bucks? collectables? electronics? instruments? lessons? sexual favours? maybe if i make 25 counterfeit 20-dollar-bills and trade them in at 50 stores to get 50 ten-dollar-bills. this is a definate nut scratcher.

dude don't sit here, you have 4 days or something right? play guitar on a busy ass city street, ask your friends to spot you some cash [as much as they can spare], ask your parents for some money [make something up for what it's for]. basically don't sit down, spend every second of the day doing stuff that can make you little amounts of cash that will hopefully add up to $500 by the end of it all. and yeah someone said raffle tickets, that ACTUALLY works. let me tell you from experience, selling raffle tickets for some Foundation always works. 1 for $1 and 5 for $3. make the prize a 42" Plasma TV or some shit. just try to look legit!

Walk dogs, man. You can make some serious cash i've heard. :D

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Originally Posted by lagstronaut

dude don't sit here, you have 4 days or something right? play guitar on a busy ass city street, ask your friends to spot you some cash [as much as they can spare], ask your parents for some money [make something up for what it's for]. basically don't sit down, spend every second of the day doing stuff that can make you little amounts of cash that will hopefully add up to $500 by the end of it all. and yeah someone said raffle tickets, that ACTUALLY works. let me tell you from experience, selling raffle tickets for some Foundation always works. 1 for $1 and 5 for $3. make the prize a 42" Plasma TV or some shit. just try to look legit!

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the post i was waiting for, keep the ideas comin

http://www.askmen.com/fashion/how_to_60/80_how_to.html

Read that. :)

Actually... I think I might sign up for one of those medical studies... Maybe I can get one smoking weed all day. :stoned:

Seriously, sell sperm.

Thnx rain man, alot of great ideas in that article.

Can I donate sperm at 17?

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