What the CRAP is going on in this house?!

[align=left]Okay, so either my house is severely fucking haunted and ghosts are coming here and taking household shit to the dark side, or someone has a key to my house and is taking shit.

It happened about 4 or 5 days ago, when 3 packs of my ex-mom's ciggs went missing, and I don't know how. I didn't have anyone in the house that night, I went out, but that was all. I left the door unlocked, came home and the TV was on, but nothing else was missing or anything. She came home the next morning and told me they were missing and who did I have in the house. I was like, "what the hell?? They're missing!?" I thought it might have been one of my friend's, as me and her are in a bit of a fight right now because she ditched me.

Anyway, then like 3 nights ago, she "discovered" that some of the forks are missing. We now only have like...7 forks in our house. And our steak knives are all gone.

So, that was when I decided to start locking the house up when I leave at night. So, last night I did. I locked it up when I left, I got home at 12:45 after just seeing my friend almost bleed to death with a couple of my other friends. There were 3 of us total. And we had to clean out my friend's car, as the entire backseat, floorboards, windows were all covered in the blood of one of my friends. We used up a roll of paper towels, just ONE roll. We didn't take any other rolls of paper towels down there. Just the one roll, some windex, and some stain remover.

Now, today, just 10 minutes ago, the bitch (my ex-mom) told me to get down a roll of paper towels. We buy the huge 12-In-1 things, so I went into the laundry room where we store them and they weren't there. I said, "Where'd you put the paper towels?" "They're right there." "No, they're not." She comes in there and looks up where they "used" to be, and then looks at me with this fucking pissed off look and says, "Where are my paper towels?! Who has been stealing all my fucking shit!? TO ALLOW SOMEONE TO STEAL FROM YOUR OWN MOTHER!!" on and on and on, and I was like, 'WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? YOU'RE TELLING ME I HAVE PEOPLE OVER, AND THEY STEAL FORKS AND PAPER TOWELS?! WHAT THE FUCK!? HAVE ROY COME OVER AND BABYSIT YOUR FUCKING HOUSE, I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS OVER ANYMORE, I GO OUT! I LOCK THE DOOR! I COME HOME! END OF FUCKING STORY!"

On a side-note, Roy is my brother.

I used to have people over, and I've had a party at my house...ooh, probably about 3 times in a couple years. No one has ever broken anything of hers, taken anything of hers, I've always dusted, vacummed, swept and mopped the floors, did all the dishes up, AND all the laundry, AND took out the trash (which is all the way across the parking lot, when you're drunk, it's a trip) (the last three i do on a daily basis anways). Now shit goes missing and all of a sudden she blames me!? Or rather, my friends?!

Not even the friend who I am pissed off at would take the paper towels and some fucking forks!

I mean WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?:confused::(:mad:

Also, I want to make sure that I have been trying very hard to obey my EX-mom. When she gives me money, I don't buy pot with it anymore, I've been buying food like I tell her I do. And I don't come home high anymore, I also hardly ever ever ever EVER have friends over anymore, I just go out. I always tell her where I'm going now, or where I'm at. I tell her the truth, 'I'll be home LATE.' I haven't lied to her in a long time, either. She works nights, 12 hour shifts, 7 pm - 7 am, so she leaves at 5:30 or 6 pm and is home at 8 am.
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thats really messed up actually...u sure shes not taking the stuff and hiding it or ur brother is taking it or sumthin. I am sure the house isn't haunted. And who the hell would take forks and paper towels?:S:S I'm sure its nothin.

Your ex-mom "wut ever that means" is setting you up,,,pack yur bags,it's time to leave...

Alright, what the fuck is wrong with you and your friends?

"Uh yeah, I took some paper towels to clean up the blood in my car from a friend who almost bled to death, and when I came home they were all missing, what the fuck?"

I think you got bigger problems, pal. If you got friends bleeding to death on random days.

You got robbed, you left the door unlocked and some fool came in and stole everything. All that stuff probably 'disappeared' all at once and it took you a while to notice.

Well, my friend's ex told him she didn't care if he lived or died, and told him to go kill himself. So, he punched out a window door, and ripped out the stitches from and made bigger this cut he had on his artery.

It was definitely a big deal, but he was and is fine. We called every hour on the hour to find out, they just gave him some blood, stitched him up, and sent him home.


BTW, I call her my ex-mom as we've completely disowned each other since she called the cops on me March 12, 2005.

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Originally Posted by Gothen

Well, my friend's ex told him she didn't care if he lived or died, and told him to go kill himself. So, he punched out a window door, and ripped out the stitches from and made bigger this cut he had on his artery.

It was definitely a big deal, but he was and is fine. We called every hour on the hour to find out, they just gave him some blood, stitched him up, and sent him home.


BTW, I call her my ex-mom as we've completely disowned each other since she called the cops on me March 12, 2005.

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so yur gonna take a little cop calling to yur grave???

Theres obviouslt more to the story then we all know. And i am sure if sumone was going to rob them they wouldn't just take paper towels and forks...Thats kindda ridiculous and stupid, Y not take the tv or a stereo system not forks and paper towels. With ne luck u used all the paper towels to clean that mess up ur friend had in the back of the car and were to high to remember or drunk and u probally mis placed the forks. Or the one guy is right and ur mom is setting u up so its best u pack ur bags and go elsewhere. UR HOUSE IS NOT HAUNTED! and if u think it is get a preist in to bless the house.

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Originally Posted by lilweedprincess88

Theres obviouslt more to the story then we all know. And i am sure if sumone was going to rob them they wouldn't just take paper towels and forks...Thats kindda ridiculous and stupid, Y not take the tv or a stereo system not forks and paper towels. With ne luck u used all the paper towels to clean that mess up ur friend had in the back of the car and were to high to remember or drunk and u probally mis placed the forks. Or the one guy is right and ur mom is setting u up so its best u pack ur bags and go elsewhere. UR HOUSE IS NOT HAUNTED! and if u think it is get a preist in to bless the house.

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not really if yur poor and don't have this stuff... maybe someone owns a deli...lolz...

I still say Ex is going to call the cops and have you evicted fur stealing...

haha with ne luck...or he is truley loosing his mind.:)

No, dude, you guys aren't getting it. THAT'S MY POINT! I know my house isn't haunted, I KNOW someone wouldn't break into a house to steal some fucking paper towels and silverware. I mean, we have a 32 inch flat in the from room hooked up to a tivo and a Sony DVD/VCR, we have a 19 inch flat in my room hooked up to a PS2, then I have a Japanese mini-PS2, and an XBox, then I have a flat-screen monitor with some KICKASS speakers....there is PLENTY of shit to steal, but yet...only some fuckin paper towels go missing!?

THAT was my point. I think my mom is just putting shit somewhere, or taking it to work or some bullshit and forgetting she did it, and then she bitches at me. She does it all the time with other, smaller shit. Like yesterday she screamed into my room, "DID YOU TAKE MY SCISSORS?!" "The only scissors I've seen are in the damn kitchen!" "I mean my small ones for my hair!" "...WHY THE HELL WOULD I USE YOUR SCISSORS?!" "Nevermind, I found them!" and she does it with her keys all the time, ALLLLL the time, almost every day she blames me for taking her keys.

I'm getting so sick and TIRED of her bullshit! She pisses me off so much!


Meh, oh well, if she does kick me out, I have other places to live now. I've been going through shit like this with her for a while, so I've been making sure I have someone to go in case she goes bi-polar again and kicks me out. It's just she's fuckin NUTS, and she blames me for all her bullshit problems.

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Originally Posted by Gothen

No, dude, you guys aren't getting it. THAT'S MY POINT! I know my house isn't haunted, I KNOW someone wouldn't break into a house to steal some fucking paper towels and silverware. I mean, we have a 32 inch flat in the from room hooked up to a tivo and a Sony DVD/VCR, we have a 19 inch flat in my room hooked up to a PS2, then I have a Japanese mini-PS2, and an XBox, then I have a flat-screen monitor with some KICKASS speakers....there is PLENTY of shit to steal, but yet...only some fuckin paper towels go missing!?

THAT was my point. I think my mom is just putting shit somewhere, or taking it to work or some bullshit and forgetting she did it, and then she bitches at me. She does it all the time with other, smaller shit. Like yesterday she screamed into my room, "DID YOU TAKE MY SCISSORS?!" "The only scissors I've seen are in the damn kitchen!" "I mean my small ones for my hair!" "...WHY THE HELL WOULD I USE YOUR SCISSORS?!" "Nevermind, I found them!" and she does it with her keys all the time, ALLLLL the time, almost every day she blames me for taking her keys.

I'm getting so sick and TIRED of her bullshit! She pisses me off so much!


Meh, oh well, if she does kick me out, I have other places to live now. I've been going through shit like this with her for a while, so I've been making sure I have someone to go in case she goes bi-polar again and kicks me out. It's just she's fuckin NUTS, and she blames me for all her bullshit problems.

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How many times are you gonna change yur story??? let me know when you get close to the end...K...

Well, I think you answered your own question. Your mom is misplacing everything and blaming you. My mom used to do that all the time. But knives and forks? Where would she take those?

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Originally Posted by Skink

How many times are you gonna change yur story??? let me know when you get close to the end...K...

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What are you talking about?

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Originally Posted by Gothen

No, dude, you guys aren't getting it. THAT'S MY POINT! I know my house isn't haunted, I KNOW someone wouldn't break into a house to steal some fucking paper towels and silverware. I mean, we have a 32 inch flat in the from room hooked up to a tivo and a Sony DVD/VCR, we have a 19 inch flat in my room hooked up to a PS2, then I have a Japanese mini-PS2, and an XBox, then I have a flat-screen monitor with some KICKASS speakers....there is PLENTY of shit to steal, but yet...only some fuckin paper towels go missing!?

THAT was my point. I think my mom is just putting shit somewhere, or taking it to work or some bullshit and forgetting she did it, and then she bitches at me. She does it all the time with other, smaller shit. Like yesterday she screamed into my room, "DID YOU TAKE MY SCISSORS?!" "The only scissors I've seen are in the damn kitchen!" "I mean my small ones for my hair!" "...WHY THE HELL WOULD I USE YOUR SCISSORS?!" "Nevermind, I found them!" and she does it with her keys all the time, ALLLLL the time, almost every day she blames me for taking her keys.

I'm getting so sick and TIRED of her bullshit! She pisses me off so much!


Meh, oh well, if she does kick me out, I have other places to live now. I've been going through shit like this with her for a while, so I've been making sure I have someone to go in case she goes bi-polar again and kicks me out. It's just she's fuckin NUTS, and she blames me for all her bullshit problems.

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yea ur really confusin...Now the story changes...Ur the one that asked if ur house was haunted or sumthin....:stoned: Figure out the whole story then tell us, either that or stop smoking drugs maybe u will step back into reality and know the story and actually be able to stick to one thing and not jump all over the place.

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Originally Posted by lilweedprincess88

yea ur really confusin...Now the story changes...Ur the one that asked if ur house was haunted or sumthin....:stoned: Figure out the whole story then tell us, either that or stop smoking drugs maybe u will step back into reality and know the story and actually be able to stick to one thing and not jump all over the place.

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No, no no no, lol. I didn't mean it like, "MY HOUSE IS HAUNTED OMG!" It was sarcasm, guys, at least that part. And I never really honestly believed someone broke into my house. I was really unclear there sorry, guys. It's basically just a rant! Saying, 'YOU'RE FUCKING CRAZY, BRENDA!' (Brenda is mommy dearest's name)

Don't pay any attention to her, she's probably stoned out of her mind. I get what your trying to say.

Actually i am not stoned outta my mind....SO zip it...u don't now me...Don't assume ppl are stoned. just ask. I wish i was high but unfortunately my bf didn't share he decided to share his gram with my bro and my bros friend...i am sure if i was high i would probally get it.

Neway ur mom is cracked...no offence or nethin...If she misplaces her keys and shit maybe she does misplace everythin else and u need to sit down and talk to her maybe about it:^)

I have a house ghost named Clancy.

Maybe her sister, Nancy, knows we're on the same board and decided she'd go have some fun with you.

What a bitch.

LMFAO::)

You got really really stoned and you hide shit, now that your straight you have no clue where it is, so just smoke a nice blunt and shit will start poppin up

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Originally Posted by zeebo phillips

I have a house ghost named Clancy.

Maybe her sister, Nancy, knows we're on the same board and decided she'd go have some fun with you.

What a bitch.

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That was effing hilarious. Btw, Zeebo, I'm stoned now so I decided to tell you that I think you're very pretty!

But I really wish you wouldn't have let Nancy have her way with me!

Aw, thank you sir! It's very nice to hear that sometimes.

I'll yell at Clancy for you. TRIFLIN BITCH!

Teens bitch about their moms alot, more than they deserve, but in your case shes starting to sound like an utter cunt. How old are you? I think this is her own special way of saying she wants you out of the house.

I find it quite ironic that she asked you to get her paper towels and they where the things that actually went missing, maybe she is hiding stuff just to phone the police and get you kicked out:confused:

Your houase is haunted. Get a Ouji board and tell the spirits to stop stealing shit.

Set up a video camera..