I need help/advice! Please!

Okay I just landed a job as a claims adjuster for a major insurance company. The are going to give me a company car but they told me I have to take a physical exam first. I tried to ask them what the exam entailed and all they said was it was to check my eye sight, hearing, reflexes, and my heart. Nothing was ever mentioned about taking a urine sample, or for that matter a drug test. I start my job a week from today and they told me I would have to take the physical a week or two after I start. First problem is I have no idea if they are going to drug test me or not, but if so I want to be prepared. I want to use Quick Fix since I hear you can pass any tests with it, but my problem is how can I use that product if I have to possibly drop my pants for the physical exam? Any advice would be incredibly helpful. Thanks in advance!

From my experience in physicals for work they make you disrobe, give you a physical and then while you're undressed they hand you a cup to piss in.

This makes it very difficult for substitution because of the physical that takes place first. This way you have no way of keeping the piss stashed because although you are still in your underwear, you have to get your sack examined using the "cough to the left technique" where you have to drop your drawers!!

Now unless you can keep that puppy stashed in the cheeks of your ass, I suggest that you use the dilution technique. It does work based on many testimonies given on this forum.

I suggest searching the forum and you will find what you are looking for.

Good luck bro' and dont forget to let us know about your experience.

There are too many people that look for info on here and not reply after their experience is over and that is selfish.

We are here to educate one another whether the experience is good or bad, you must share your experience!!!

I know if it wasn't for this board, I would probably be going thru a mandated rehab program thru my work.

This board is the sole reason for me passing my test and that is why I continue to contribute my knowledge. Because I feel that I owe it to this site.

Now go get em' tiger and the best of luck to you. We look forward to hearing from you!!

Holla'

Thanks for responding. I will definetaly keep you all updated on the progress of my dilemma. I was thinking of possibly leaving the Quick Fix in my car. Go in the doctors, have the physical and if they ask me to piss I'll tell them that I just pissed before coming in and I had no idea I was supposed to give a urine sample. I would then say I have a drink in my car and see if they would let me go grab it (and the Quick Fix). They might say we have water here, and I will say okay and then after 30 minutes or so I will say, "look I still don't have to go but I can't sit around here forever I am going to go outside just to stretch out till I have to go." Then I could go grab the Quick Fix and be golden. This is quite a dilemma I am facing I know. Thing is I was never told I would have to take a drug test at all, or a urine sample so I am clueless on what will happen. One other possibility is when they ask me to drop my pants I can tell them I feel really uncomfortable undressing in front of someone I don't know (It will be the company's doctor) and I will tell them if they want to leave the room real quick and let me put on some gown or something that would be okay, but that I would not consent to undressing in front of a complete stranger. I know that sounds weird but I am sure some people are shy about such things and I might just be able to get away with it? What do you poeple think??? Thanks again!

But the physical may be different than the actual diagnostics.
They arent doing blood work on you or anything, they are cheking your reflex's etc the ey hcarts, hearing test...like when you were a kid - but they do make you disrobe.
but if you read Branalls post you will see that companies the sell these tests are all about making cash so i wouldnt be suprised if it was a different process. maybe you know someone working there? but before you go they will tell you what is expected of you - usually ( I work in HR, recruiting for a high profile firm, and we make sure taht you are aware of everything you are expected to do before employment. we even have checklists and so do most business-like firms, so be on the lokout for that, or just simply ask what is expected of you during the pre-employment stage. it is a fair and honest question that may show intitiative to start working.
Like "OK what do you i need to do to get started, I am anxious, hungry...blah blah blah...if they dont mention, say "is there anything else i need to do?"
thank them for their time and either dont or start stressin and doing your homework and PRACTICING !!! I cannot stress that enough, I drove my girlfriend NUTS with this shit....
BUT :thumbsup: in the end is all good with me. and anyone on this board will help you.

tough decisions to make. I wish you all the luck bro'

I am pretty sure that they must disclose they will screen for drugs. They may actually give you a chain of custody form for the sample. if they dont say anything or give you that form there may not be a drug screen. My buddy who had the physical and the screen left the substitute in his pants pocket with a heat pad taped to it. the doc left the room and let him fill the sample container in private. he grabbed the quick fix and filled the container. it was risky but he pulled it off.

goof luck bro!

Wow man. Thanks for the info! That is another option I might have by leaving it in my pocket while he checks my genitals and all that crap. I was thinking the same thing about them having to give me notice for a drug screen. I actually called my lawyer and asked him and he told me they have to have it in writing somewhere, and that the doctor cannot be the one who notifies you of it. He said I should try to get the employee handbook, as if there is nothing mentioned in there about them testing then they cannot legally test. The only unfortunate thing is that I cannot get the handbook till Tuesday I believe. Good thing is the physical would be for 2 to 3 weeks. So I still have time to plan if I do find something in the handbook. Thanks for the advice though and if anyone has any advice, please share! =)

Dude can't test you for drugs without consent. Your employer has to inform you of the drug test and have you sign a waiver (whichis sometimes agreed to in the employment contract for the length of your stay) before you can legally be tested.

But if you're really that concerned about it, just stop puffin' for a couple of weeks. You say you will have 3 weeks approximately, that is most likely enough time to detox so you won't have to worry about bringing some fake piss in you ass cheeks. Or you could drink the sludge... then your worries are mute again.

Good luck.

usually if you have to piss in a cup for a physical they aren't checking for drugs.

usually they are just checking to make sure that your body is working right, and that there isn't anything in your urine that would be harmful to your body.

you really shouldn't have to worry about a thing

When I went in for my test today, there were people getting phyicals, and they had to undergo a drug screen as well.

I wouldn't be surprised if you had to take a screen. You'll know when you're filling out the paper work. Best way to go is just quit for a little bit and go the dillution route.

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Originally Posted by Chillum1887

When I went in for my test today, there were people getting phyicals, and they had to undergo a drug screen as well.

I wouldn't be surprised if you had to take a screen. You'll know when you're filling out the paper work. Best way to go is just quit for a little bit and go the dillution route.

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Yeah but it is against the law for the doctor to be the one to notify you of the drug screening. I would have to be told beforehand by the company who hired otherwise I cannot be tested. I am hoping you are wrong.