Originally Posted by RESiNATE
lol...it would certainly put them off smoking Lard for life! lol
However, we don't want to promote smoking Lard, here - do we?
I mean, it is already a growing problem in some areas.
Gangs of kids, loitering outside chip-shops - hoping that the owner will chuck 'em a bit of Lard, so that the kids can get their fix. Some even raid slaughter houses, so that they can get hold of raw fat (uncut Lard, if you like). It is a growing racket, run by the FatMan, and is a contributor to the ongoing cholesterol problem in today's society.
Users are known as 'Grease Monkies'.
Don't smoke Lard, kids!
(ps, lol@dripping,Apsinthion - I don't think that many of our American friends will know what that is - I'll let you explain :) )