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list the funniest things you have forgotten due to weed... i was baked earlier... and i am now... and i went to put a pizza in the microwave and there was one already there... cold pizza lol... forgot nout it...and as i came down here i knew i was forgettin somethin... and i fotgot my plate. i love cold pizza
list your most funny things you ever forgot about lol...
haha you forgot pizza?! how could you
anyway my funny forgetful story happened at work, its not really funny to forget things when you're working in the food industry.. or in my case hospitality. people expect good service and friendly.
so i parked a lady from drive through and forgot about her and then 20 minutes later she comes in so pissed off.. wow that was scary, not really funny. in the end.
what else, there are probably more things but i have forgetten them too. :o
i guess its not good to blaze and work at the same time.. lesson learned.
i was playing pool and i shot 3 low balls in, then i shot 4 high balls in, then i shot 2 low balls in, then there were no more low balls so i shot the ( 8 ) in haha.. it was the most fucked up thing i have ever experianced.. my friend was laughing the whole time because he didnt say anything and i looked so serious:confused:
are you a female who works at mc donalds ? j/wQuote:
Originally Posted by crudemood
a female who works at mcdonalds? you sound shocked to hear a girl working at mcdonalds
but no i dont work at mcdonalds, i work at swiss chalet, its more of a challenge seeing as we have take out drive through and delivery to take care of.
i went to get something for lunch at school and me and my friend were high, so i went to buy some gardettos at the student store but i forgot that we kept passing it and when lunch was over i had 2 packs of gardettos and an open bag in my hand
I used to smoke all the fucking time and sometimes i would forget to go to school durring the week.
Pack the bowl before lighting it.
God, that is so confusing when high.
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Originally Posted by zeebo phillips
good call
Well, when I was high once I thought it would be a good idea to hide my weed. Bad idea. Next time I went to find it, I couldnt. I spent an hour looking in my room before I knocked the bin over accidentally and there was a baggie of weed under it.
hahaha funny you should ask...
The other night me and 2 buddies went on a burn cruise and then went to a gas station for muchies. So i got a vitamin water, paid for it, went back outside, got in the car and said fuck, whered my drink go? Took me a minute before i realized i left it on the counter when i paid for it. I went back in to get it and the kid workin was laughin at me..pretty sure he knew i was stoned
Smoked half a joint before going to work last week (which I almost never do but sometimes there's a leftover from the evening before) and forgot to pick up my boss who had his car in the garage. So I'm sitting in the office all by myself wondering how it could be that this fucker was late again.
Also I forget all kinds of stuff when I'm stoned and leave the house for something. The drill is something like: exit building, open car, realize I forgot my wallet, go back into the house, put my carradio down to open a drawer with my wallet, exit building, enter car, hover finger above empty spot where normally radio sits, exit car etc etc..
I was in a convenience store picking out munchies and these guys came in that I was sure wanted to fight me. I was paranoid and I left the store forgeting to pay for my shit.
I onec forot to put a shirt on before going out. Honestly, it was only for a second though! I got a call to go out and meet some friends so I just put on my shoes and was stepping out and was like 'Shirt, yeah, Im dumb!'
I use to get high with my friends and go see a movie at the theater, and one time i went in, saw a garbage and threw out my slurpie, with my $20 bill, I thought to myself as I was going inside..."there's no way, I am that dumb to throw away a $20 bill" sure enough i looked in my pockets and had to search the garbage to find it -_-
Another time I sat at a red light in a busy intersection at night stoned with friends, and I thought I saw the turn green so I went and almost hit a few cars getting off the highway -_-
Nasty story...
In college, I smoked, drank, and chewed tobacco. Just a slow death, lol. Well, I had gotten into the habit of spitting tobacco into empty beer bottles and had been working on filling up a 40oz bottle of Crazy Horse. One night, we're all drunk and high as hell. I was chewing tobacco and spitting in my bottle and realized it was filled. So being a naive and immature college student at the time, I thought it was so cool I filled up this big ass bottle with tobacco juice. So while I was baked out of my head, I put it in the closet in my room.
Well, your body is made of all kinds of chemicals and materials. When those materials decay and break down, they tend to produce gases...
One morning, we're all in the suite and getting ready for classes. As we start leaving, there's a dull but loud 'POP'. I thought maybe someone threw a snowball at the window in our room. I walk into my room and don't see anything, but smell something 'sweet'. I open the closet door and the bottle of tobacco juice has exploded all over my clothes all on some of my roommates stuff. HE WAS PISSED!! So I took him shopping and paid a few dry cleaning bills for him and learned an important lesson...never hide anything while you're high.
Big Calhoun - That is sooooooooo gross!!!
The only story I can remember is doing laundry while very baked and fogetting the clothes in the washer overnite - the next day they were all hard and crunchy in the machine! Duh!!
LOL...and do you know that incident scarred me so bad that to this day, I leave all my spit bottles uncapped and am adament about throwing them out at the end of the day.Quote:
Originally Posted by JR77
I'm forgetful when im sober so I've forgotten so many things when i've been high. Its not even funny
Well they say you learn best through experience!! That's probably why you're so careful now!!:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Big Calhoun