what one item from Home Depot would you pick in a fight against a Velociraptor?

Alright, so I have this question I've heard asked before and wanted to know your opinions:

what one item from Home Depot would you pick in a fight against a Velociraptor?
the fight takes place in a death pit, and the item has to be available FOR SALE at your local Home Depot.

Hmm... thats a thinker?

But id have to go with the trusty board with a nail in it:stoned:

umm...
the mexicans out front

this is a great question but the two best answers have already been taken

fuck that im takin a nail gun..

chahhhain saw!

Hmmm... I'd go with a ... one of those bobcat bulldozer things...

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Originally Posted by JuggaloAtTheDoor

chahhhain saw!

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^ i agree me win. :dance:

A twenty pound Propane Tank,I already have the hose for it...FLAMETHROWER!!!! Barbeque Anyone??

The most deadly type of reptile poison they have (if they sell it or if it exists)

or

Some type of blowtorch.

this is easy,a toilot...

hmmmmm, id use those killer plants they sell! lol, i dont know.......

I bet you a velociraptor is alot smarter tactically than the most of you....

Home Depot doesnt carry any practical weapons to fight a fucking dinosaur but id have to say a large axe but id probably get gutted...

Id say chainsaw but thats 2 items, chainsaw and gas...

i would use that stuff that they use to get snakes to go away like industrial strength then when its back is turned id kick it in the nuts

A shovel.

the bigdest damn gas powered weed whacker they got. It might not kill em but they'll wish they were dead. Snakes hate those things, trust me on that one.

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Originally Posted by 420Mikey420

the bigdest damn gas powered weed whacker they got. It might not kill em but they'll wish they were dead. Snakes hate those things, trust me on that one.

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lol thank you

do they sell machettes? i'd want a machette.

I would get one of those leaf blowers and stick it up its ass and blow it the hell up!!

definitly a propane powered nail gun

A velociraptor is actually a pretty small dinosaur. Regular velociraptor aren't like the ones in Jurassic Park. The real ones only get to be about 3 feet, 4 at the tallest, and only weigh up to 60 pounds.

I'm pretty sure a few sure swings of an axe will take one down pretty quickly. They're very agile creatures, and they DO have a retractable claw, but it was only about 4 inches long. The reason why velociraptors were any good at bringing down larger prey was that they hunted in packs. They were also very smart animals, too.

i'd fashion myself with an edward scissorhands getup....

30ft long aluminum pipe

Fucking great thread man, let me tell you. such a stoner question too. wow. genious!

Anyway, I would personally buy a shed at Home Depot to "fight" the dino. Ya know why? Cuz im stayin inside safe. :cool:

a bucket of acetone and dump that shit on the fuckers face, eyes, and mouth and watch him stumble around in a suffering daze.

A can of Din-Away. Or Is it Dino-Way?

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a bucket of acetone and dump that shit on the fuckers face, eyes, and mouth and watch him stumble around in a suffering daze.

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that's one of my fav ones so far, good idea!

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Originally Posted by Gothen

A velociraptor is actually a pretty small dinosaur. Regular velociraptor aren't like the ones in Jurassic Park. The real ones only get to be about 3 feet, 4 at the tallest, and only weigh up to 60 pounds.

I'm pretty sure a few sure swings of an axe will take one down pretty quickly. They're very agile creatures, and they DO have a retractable claw, but it was only about 4 inches long. The reason why velociraptors were any good at bringing down larger prey was that they hunted in packs. They were also very smart animals, too.

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Other speices of raptors are like that, but fossil records show that velociraptor was between 6-8 feet high, 300+ pounds.

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Originally Posted by XTC

Other speices of raptors are like that, but fossil records show that velociraptor was between 6-8 feet high, 300+ pounds.

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No wait, you're right.

I would go for a torch. Either that or open a full propane cylinder, move away, and toss something lit as the thing gets closer to it.

i won with the best answer

lol this is a cool thread. i would use a sit-down lawnmower on its bitchass.

Carbide tip circular saw



large axe



Nail gun

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Originally Posted by WolfmansBrother

Fucking great thread man, let me tell you. such a stoner question too. wow. genious!

Anyway, I would personally buy a shed at Home Depot to "fight" the dino. Ya know why? Cuz im stayin inside safe. :cool:

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LOL best answer I've seen so far :stoned:

I would personally go with a gas mask and enough bug spray to melt a hole in the ozone layer the size of Texas. Hopefully that would be enough poison to kill it.

muiratic acid to clean the swiiming pools

blind that fucking dinosaur

a cutting or a welding torch.

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I bet you a velociraptor is alot smarter tactically than the most of you....

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i bet your reason for betting that is you watched jurassic park

1 piese of ceder 2 by 4.. lol.. i just watched one of the rocks movies :smokin:

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i won with the best answer

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no haise.. i did lol.. it's comen sence.. u just have to be not baked lol.. use a chain saw.. theres no way the raptors soft skin wouldnt dissapear into a high powerd chain saw.. especially 1 from home depot:dance: lol

A RAKE.

thats all i need