Meth Song

"You can monkey with a gibbon
You can fiddle with a bow
But before you snort that crystal meth
There's some things that you should know

Meth is made from antihistimines
In basement labs it's cooked
And possession is a felony
Which means that you'll get booked

With a snort it zips right up your nose
And eats away your brain
It kills your sense of good and evil
And it makes you go insane (here we go)

So don't meth with meth Beth
A don't a meth with meth Seth
Don't meth with meth (Gweneth) Gweneth
Don't mess with crystal methhhhh."


I hate having to give the pharmacy my home address and phone number to buy some Claratin b/c some dirty meth-addicts buy it by the ton to cook up drugs. *shakes fist*

Yeah, I usually have to take two claratin a day, but they won't give me that much, they only let me buy one pack every ten days.

I wrote to my congressman about it. Don't think it worked.

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Originally Posted by Its a Plant

"You can monkey with a gibbon
You can fiddle with a bow
But before you snort that crystal meth
There's some things that you should know

Meth is made from antihistimines
In basement labs it's cooked
And possession is a felony
Which means that you'll get booked

With a snort it zips right up your nose
And eats away your brain
It kills your sense of good and evil
And it makes you go insane (here we go)

So don't meth with meth Beth
A don't a meth with meth Seth
Don't meth with meth (Gweneth) Gweneth
Don't mess with crystal methhhhh."


I hate having to give the pharmacy my home address and phone number to buy some Claratin b/c some dirty meth-addicts buy it by the ton to cook up drugs. *shakes fist*

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I like Reno 911! too! That was a great sketch...:smokin: I heard that the show is all improvisation. Is that true? :D

i like meth... *twitch*

No, it's not all improv, but the script is really loose. I really wish they hadn't cancelled it... That was a great show

Lol, cancelled what?!?!? It's still on! Sunday nights, 8:30 EST!

Anyways, yeah I'm pretty sure it's got a very basic script, then the actors can throw zingers in the mix if they want. My favorite by far is Lt. Dangle, just for the way he acts, all the time. I've watched the first 2 seasons on DVD so many times, and it never gets old.

I love Meth. Why, anything wrong with it? *

*sarcasm

:D

what do they use claritan for?????

Allergies.

I take one every few days and it completely gets rid of my sinus congestion and I can breath, Claratin clear.

And the Drug dealers use that and products like it that has a bunch of yummy chemicals in it to make a good batch of METH.

Isn't it sudafed or something? My pharmacist told me that it could be used to make amphetamines or crystal methamphetamines. Well, I think that's what he said, he kinda creeps me out.

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Originally Posted by Its a Plant

Allergies.

I take one every few days and it completely gets rid of my sinus congestion and I can breath, Claratin clear.

And the Drug dealers use that and products like it that has a bunch of yummy chemicals in it to make a good batch of METH.

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lol I know Claritan is for allergies lol I was wondering like what do they do with claritan to make meth is it a main ingredient etc. doesnt really matter I was just wondering

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Originally Posted by graph

Yeah, I usually have to take two claratin a day, but they won't give me that much, they only let me buy one pack every ten days.

I wrote to my congressman about it. Don't think it worked.

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Right now we can still get Claratin right off the shelf. At least last time I bought it it was there.
I'll be really ticked if I have to start asking for that now. It's bad enough I have to beg for a Sudafed if I need one. yeesh.

Nasty meth heads.

I mean c'mon now, with all the knowledge there is about meth OUT THERE why would someone want to start using it now?
It's a bad bad drug. Nasty nasty drug.

It's not straight claratin, it's claratin D I think. The D is the pseudophedrine(thanks deadconscious), but the one which I think is a straight antihistamine doesn't work that well for me.

I also take the Claratin D for total DECONGESTION.

Serious though, one minute I can barely breathe out of my nose, pop a D, and twenty minutes later I'm clear!

for some reason i could never really get into that show, i spent to much time lookin at that black girls weird ass side burn thingys, wondering if they are real.

you gotta boil the caps in acetone or some shit, if your really interested just google meth recipe

not sure why you would want to though? havent you seen faces of meth? they dont make that shit up.....

^^^^^ lol im not planning on trying it if thats what your saying i was just curious cause I have to take reactine and claritan D and stuff

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Originally Posted by Binzhoubum

I like Reno 911! too! That was a great sketch...:smokin: I heard that the show is all improvisation. Is that true? :D

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not all of it, but the parts when they are just in the cars talking and at the beginning at the station is all improvisation.

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Originally Posted by BloodAngel

No, it's not all improv, but the script is really loose. I really wish they hadn't cancelled it... That was a great show

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The show's still on! Sunday night! Alongside with all-new Mind of Mencia and Dave Chappelle Lost Episodes!

All Mencia does is yell fairly racist jokes now. Oh wait, that's all he really ever did. Never was a big fan.

His comedy special was good but everything else just followed the same formula. He's not even Mexican. His real name is Ned.