DOCTOR PHYSICAL

Well I'm 18 & I guess I'm having a pysical (check-up) coming up within the next few days.

Haven't had one for two years. but every time i usually end up peeing a cup.

For the past year or so I've been smoking weed not on a daily basis though I have my time where i stop for a few weeks or a month or so.

Well I got high on monday. My physical is probably this coming monday.

The only problem is... My mom wants to take me for some reason. (she doesn't know i smoke weed, and i really don't want her to know).

When I pee in the cup, i know there going to find THC or whatever. I was wondering if they do anything? I don't want them telling my mom or anything... lol..

ANY YOUNG WEED SMOKERS GO IN FOR PHYSICALS? IF SO DID THEY TELL YOUR PARENTS OR WHAT DO THEY DO?

start drinking a shit load of water maybe you can pull it off

Your 18, you're mom can take you but your an adult now and you can decline allowing her to view your results or state that you do not want anyone else to view your physical's results. duh.'

Dan

the doctor is gonna grab your balls and say, COUGH!

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Originally Posted by DemoCommando

Your 18, you're mom can take you but your an adult now and you can decline allowing her to view your results or state that you do not want anyone else to view your physical's results. duh.'

Dan

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are they gonna ask me that or what? hopefully that works... :rasta:

but what does the docotor say to u? like if you come up positive? anyone ever experience that..?

You're 18, she cant see em.

Doctors dont care about dope, it's safe. You know that, they know that.

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Originally Posted by Markay

Doctors dont care about dope, it's safe. You know that, they know that.

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*phewww* thanks!!! hopefully nothin happens

if you don't smoke on a regular basis, it only stays in your system for 3 days, so you should be fine

just to let you all know, no matter what age you are, under 18. or over 18,
doctors can only make you take a pee test if:
1. its a medical emergency
2. if the test is Court Ordered (eg. you got busted)
3. if YOU agree

if you are young and look like they can fool you, they will tell you if you dont take the test that they will stick a tube in your penis and suck the piss out, or w/e, ITS NOT TRUE. DONT BE AFRAID TO SAY NO!

stupid 5 minut limit on the edit button, anyway, after i left the office the doctor him self told me what i wrote in my last post.

oh yeah, i am 15, and my mom took me in for a drug test, just cause SHE wanted to, and i said NO, we sat there for about 2 hours, the doctors told me they will put a Cathader in me (tube in penis) to forcerfully take my piss, i said "no your not" and he walked away, finnaly after a slap in the face, my mom gets un easy, after she sees a few of her freinds walk by while we are arguing in the "Drug screen" room, she was ebarrased, and we left. no drug test taken, nothing, i was O K and you will be too, but also, if you can get fake piss that will make you look clean, i say use it, all the power to yah.

There's this stuff you can buy at CVS or Rite Aid - it really works but it's like $30 and you have to follow the directions EXACTLY.

And in a normal physical they don't do a drug test.

everytime i go in they ask if i do drugs or have sex and of course i lie
last time i somehow got my way out of the pee test so i was saved

I have had two since I started smoking, both times it would have come up positive by all means for THC. They are indeed checking for liver and kidney stuff, not THC, that is by request only. Dont worry about it, they dont give a shit if you smoke a little reefer...

For a young person, particularly if the doctor had strong anti-drug feelings, it wouldn't be unthinkable that he might do a routine drug screen as a part of the urinalysis. But he probably won't do that routinely. Unless it's specially requested. And even if your mom is going with you and makes the request, which I hope she won't, you're old enough that he's not supposed to give her the results. The doctor is only supposed to discuss them with you.

The best way to make everyone suspicious and to make them more likely to screen your urine for recent drug use is to put up a fuss about giving a urine sample. Urinalysis is a very basic and routine part of a physical. Fortunately, unless you've been a heavy smoker, you may test clean if you are tested.

i have had 2 physicals since i started smoking and i never had to pee in a cup.

My best friend is 19 several months ago he accidentally shot himself (NEVER NEVER NEVER hold a loaded gun when your high) anyway when he was at the hospital they took his urine. He had smoked that very night but the doctors never mentioned that he had failed his test. Of course Im not sure if they were checked his urine for drugs they may have had other tests they wanted to run.

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Originally Posted by Das Boot

My best friend is 19 several months ago he accidentally shot himself (NEVER NEVER NEVER hold a loaded gun when your high) anyway when he was at the hospital they took his urine. He had smoked that very night but the doctors never mentioned that he had failed his test. Of course Im not sure if they were checked his urine for drugs they may have had other tests they wanted to run.

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uhhh, maybe because THEY arent even dumb enough to shoot them selves when they are just smoking a little pot. i dont think it was the pots fault that your freind shot himself. i mean seriously... they were looking for SOME other kind of drug, or ALCHOHAL. if those pass, they move on to "WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE A GUN!?"

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Originally Posted by Cooler Then Jesus

they move on to "WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE A GUN!?"

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Im from Texas everyone here has a gun.

you lucky bastard =) i want to move to texas so i can buy fully automatics

Well what's this physical for? I've had to take yearly physicals for soccer for a while now, and I know that I don't have to take a piss test. Plus even when I went in for a check-up around 18, I didn't have to piss. But still, find out for your specific situation.

Try and find out exactly what you have to do, and furthermore, will it matter if you test positive if it's not for sports and just a check-up? I mean, it's not like you're going to flunk life with a positive test.

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Originally Posted by Cooler Then Jesus

you lucky bastard =) i want to move to texas so i can buy fully automatics

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Holy Shit... are you serious???? Fully Auto weapons were outlawed in 1986 and have never been legal since. That's a national law.. Only way you're gonna get one is to have a class III Fed Firearms license or an international arms trader license. Fat chance of getting one of those. If you're referring to the assault weapons ban being expired. That has nothing to do with full auto weapons. That was a ban on stuff like folding stocks, barrel length and accessories. It also limited magazine capacity.

i was all nervous about taking the drug test for the job i had now and i go t these pill things that are apparently total bullshit and kept putting off tqking it the test that is and finally they said come take it right now or you dont get the job. i took and and they called me and told me to take it again and i think i was seventeen at the time but my mom was not allowed to know why i had to take it again, and i didnt ask. it could have been a mix up and i got the job but it was still strange

Nothing to worry about. I have had to go get a check up and pee in a cup and they don't check for drugs. They only check for that when they do a drug test and they don't ever check when your just going for a check up or something. I had to pee in a cup and I smoked that day and they didn't say anything. You'll be fine.

yeah check up piss tests arent drug tests. They would tell you if it was a drug test

closeley inspect their computer sceens, and the papers that they are filling out, and make sure that none of them say "drug screen" on them and if they do, ask about it, and then refuse, easily done.

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Originally Posted by napolitana869

yeah check up piss tests arent drug tests. They would tell you if it was a drug test

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That's actually what I was trying to remember earlier. You're right though. They have to tell you beforehand, so just listen up!