350 lb. dude going the Quick Fix route

I'm 6ft3'' and 350 lbs.....Everyday smoker for the last 20 years. I guess that I've been lucky that I havent had a random since I hired in 10 years ago but I'm an idiot to think it would never happen. When you go that long without a random you wonder if your even on the list you know? Well, apparently I am! I have a random on Monday (thanks to an insider from the office giving me the heads up). Because of my size, I know the THC will stay in my system for well over 2 months so a couple days of abstinence is out of the question.
I've had all weekend to prepare for this. I'm too damn nervouse to go the diluted route considering my size I feel it's a risk. Quite a few guys at my work have used the Strip NC and it has worked but aint none of them as "big a fella" as me!
Damn the man for doing this to me!! I'm so pissed I have to go thru this shit. One thing that has really helped me is this forum though. You guys are a load of helpful information and I really appreciate it.
I do have a bottle of Strip NC and I will start diluting in the morning incase something goes wrong and that way I'll at least have some sort of back up, but from what I've read all weekend here, it seems to me that QF is the only way to go.
I went to my local head shop today and bought 3 bottles at $25.00 a piece. One I'm using as a tester right now to see how to keep the temp under control. Got me a fresh pair of tighty whiteys and fuck it, I'm going for it!! I'm kinda worried about the little bottle it comes in. I'm gonna stash 2 of these puppies for the hell of it incase I aint got enough. One under the nads and the other below the buckle.
I figure I got nuthin' to lose at this point and I'll come back and post after the random and after the results. We gotta keep helping each other out here. Appreciate everyones helpful insight!! Hope this post helps the big fellas out! Wish me luck man, I'm nervouse as hell.

"Keep it sticky yo'!!"
Damon32

So far so good with the temperature on this little bottle o' synth wizz. I noticed if I keep it crotched, it will heat up over 100, but all i gotta do is take the heat pad off and it goes down between 98-100 in a couple minutes. Hell, I know I got more than a few minutes to fill the wizz cup at the clinic. You know there are all kinds of folks who freak- out and cant wizz at the clinic when it comes time to do it on demand. My buddy's brother sat there for hours before he could finally get the nerve up to piss successfully. Shit, I'll piss in a garbage can in the middle of a busy intersection if thats the only place I can go.
I figure I could be in that bathroom at the clinic for at least 5 minutes before the wizz nazi knocks on the door to ask what the hell I'm doing in there. LOL!!: "Excuse me sir... you okay in there? You have to come out now"....."Um... yeah just tryin' to get my piss to temp and I'll be out in a minute!"
I'm feelin' confident and got my 2 other bottles stashed in my duffle bag and ready to take to work. I must admit though, these tighty whiteys are kinda binding the big fella up if you know what I'm sayin'. Us big men like our boxer briefs.
Cmon Quick Fix dont fail me!!!

"Keep it sticky 'yo"
Damon32

Hey man what worked for me was getting a friend who is clean to piss in a little glass bottle a couple hours before I went. I taped it to my leg to keep it warm. No problem at all and all tests came back negative.

thank your insider bro for sure....good luck

Well... just got home from work and sure enough the man gave me the slip to go to the piss doctor at about 9 am. I knew it was coming (thanks to my boy for the inside info) so I played it cool. He said, "You know the routine, it's your turn." I said, "Hell boss, I been here 10 years and aint ever been picked for a random yet so I DONT know the routine, I just smoked a bowl on the way into work, will you piss in a cup for me?" He laughed and said "You got 24 hours."
Went to my duffle bag, grabbed the 2 bottles of quick fix and gave them a 15 second warm up in the shop microwave (discreetly I might add) It was one of those old-ass microwaves that was really lame so I had to go 15 seconds to warm her up (a good micro only needs 7-10 seconds).
Crotched both of those "bad lads" and hung around the shop for about an hour just to give it a good trial to see how the temp would hold and if I could keep 2 in my crotch without dropping them or looking all goofy trying to walk around with 2 bottles of QF in my Johnson holders (underwear).
Went to the piss doctor and had to wait for over an hour sweating my ass off all nervouse as hell. They finally called my name (thank god).
The piss nazi asked me to empty my pockets and then told me to fill it to the line.
I went in and dropped my trowsers and both bottles were over a hundred degrees (Damn I got a hot crotch!! Thats what the old lady always says so she must not be lying). I took the heat pads off of them both and and shook em a little bit and watched the 100 degree mark light up, about a minute later I noticed it started to go to 98 degrees and it was time to dump the wizz.
Why cant QF give you 3 oz. instead of 2? Anyway I had plenty with the 2 bottles.
I'd like to make a suggestion to everyone that you should take 2 bottles because one barely made it to the line man! I had to use a little bit of the second one.
All the sudden...KNOCK KNOCK!! "Sir if you cant go you will have to come out now". I'm like damn! I could swear that I was only in there a couple minutes. I was like, "I'm buttoning up right now."
A couple tinkles in the toilet so she could hear my own piss go in the bowl (because that bitch was right outside the door) and I stepped out saying, "You know it's weird trying to go to the bathroom when someone tells you that you have to do it" She said, "There's a 4 minute limit and if you can't go you have to take a seat and try again after the next patient" She was cool. She said alot of people sit here for hours because their nervous and cant go.
She put a little bit in a small vile and made me initial it. I guess that one is the split that goes to the lab incase of controversy I'm guessing?
Then she used a dip stick in the original bottle and dripped some onto some kind of little board with little holes in it. I said, "Well am I pregnant?" She laughed and said "I hope not!"
That was it! She gave me a paper that she filled out that said my piss was between 90 and 100 degrees, and that I pissed within 4 minutes.
The only thing I was worried about was the temp you know? It was really no big deal, very easy now that I look back on it. Guess we'll wait and see what happens. You guys think I'm golden or what? I sure hope so. If this comes out good I'll never try to dilute because this was easy as hell man to subsitute. Everyone here has been a big help I'll tell you that!!
Wish me luck, I'll let you know the outcome.

"Keep it sticky 'yo"
Damon32

Oh yeah....I'll always keep 2 bottles with me at work at all times from now on because you never know if someone will have your back and give you the inside scoop that a test is coming.

"Keep it sticky 'yo"
Damon32

Day one after the test and no word from the clinic yet. Cmon baby!!!

Well it's been 2 days since the test and still no word from the clinic. You guys think I'm golden or what?

Holla'

Well now it's Thursday (tested Monday morning) and still no word from the clinic.

That's what I'm talkin bout!!!

Well here we are....It's the weekend and one full week since the test. It's over baby!! Vicory is so sweet! I'm gonna blaze tonight like 10 mutha fuckas. I highly recommend the QF 4 and thanks to all from this forum for all the helpful info. Lets all light up and celebrate "Sticking it to the man!!"

:( Do you know where I can get QF