Commercials that kill ur high

K im srry if this is a duplicate topic, I didn't look around, but what are some commercials that kill/dullen ur buzz?

Theres this one cellphone commercial that comes on all the time where it shows a bunch cellphones closing making noise and it goes on for bout a minute and it drives me crazy. specially when im trying to doze off watching t.v. when i have no pot to aid me. Plus those Progressive commercials, with higher savings rates and all that bullshit, shows it twice in a row EVERY time.

So, like i said, what are some commercials that kill ur buzz?

the Head On comercial i hate that thing "Head on goes directly on the forehead, Head on goes directly on the forehead, Head on goes directly on the forehead," it is sooooo annoying

Anti-marijuana commericials that tell bull-shit lies that arent bizaree enough to make me laugh. Anti-marijuana commericials that state "marijuana influences suicidal thoughts" are good though because I can laugh at how foolish they sound.

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Originally Posted by orangeman

Anti-marijuana commericials that tell bull-shit lies that arent bizaree enough to make me laugh. Anti-marijuana commericials that state "marijuana influences suicidal thoughts" are good though because I can laugh at how foolish they sound.

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I'm really goddamn sick of those vonage commercials with that song from forever ago that goes "woo hoo, woo hoo hoo." there's also a commercial for ritz crackers with vegetables baked in. I can't explain it in words, and when you see it, it's hard to come up with the appropriate derisive response or even facial gesture to express the loathing you have for it.

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Originally Posted by burnable

I'm really goddamn sick of those vonage commercials with that song from forever ago that goes "woo hoo, woo hoo hoo." there's also a commercial for ritz crackers with vegetables baked in. I can't explain it in words, and when you see it, it's hard to come up with the appropriate derisive response or even facial gesture to express the loathing you have for it.

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That vonage comercial is damn annoying. I hate it too. That ritz cracker comercial also, it's just, stupid and retarded.

I hate the phone dating line commercials. Everytime at night around 11 they play those stupid phone dating line comercials and they play them everytime the show your watching takes a break. The girls don't even look like that on the dating service.. fucking propaganda..

theres this cox communications commercial that comes on talking about changing phone companies but keeping the same number, and it has a stupid fat guy thats freakin out, and some stupid bitch that runs into a glass door, and another chick that i cant tell if shes black or white. I hate that damn commercial.

OMG I HATE THOSE VONAGE COMMERCIALS TOO! That song drives me nuts! Lol I thought I was one of the few, but damn that fucking song, it's annoying as hell.

I hate the VW GTi commercial. With that damn song that has the guy sounds like the one from that BadgerBadgerBadger and all the cars are only GTi's.

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Originally Posted by bobbydabud

the Head On comercial i hate that thing "Head on goes directly on the forehead, Head on goes directly on the forehead, Head on goes directly on the forehead," it is sooooo annoying

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thats exactly what i was going to say man!! that shit is annoying as fuck, u can tell they were too cheap to make a real commercial, so they just repeat the same line for in the time allowed to make a commercial.

i too hate that headon commercial and the anti-marijuana commercials
the gico commercials suck too they annoy me the vonage commercials annoy me too cause that stupid song gets stuck in my head

i also hate that head on commercial, and i hate that one with that guy that says if u need money i can wire u thousands of dollars but u have to make the monthly payments..damn that shit is annoying, and so is check into cash!! or some bullshit like that

TOP TEN MOST ANNOYING COMMERCIALS WHEN HIGH
1. The fucking Enzyte commercial they show three times a break.
2. The KidsBop mini-informercial. AAAARGGGHGHHH! The musical humanity!
3. 1-800-BAR-NONE sock puppet thing. I want to light it on fire.
4. Geico car inurance. Fucking gecko, man.
5. The goddamn Aflack Duck.
6. Any commercial for a movie that contains Gilbert Gottfried - god forbid you see Gilbert himself.
7. When it was airing, the Napoleon Dynamite previews. I will NOT vote for Pedro, motherfucker!
8. Commercials for cooking products.
9. That one dude on the new Subway commercials.
10. Any commercial break on the SciFi channel. They tend to run aboud 7 minutes.

none... my highs don't get "killed" that easy. it takes a lot to kill my high. like an arguement or something

military recruitment commercials. But they only seem to kill those who are unfortunate to join.:confused: :confused:

dai*ma:stoned: sfca94110
Fucking life......, it's killing us all.:D

The throat cancer commercial with the guy with the hole in his neck....GROSS!

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Originally Posted by JR77

The throat cancer commercial with the guy with the hole in his neck....GROSS!

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and he's puffing on a cig through the hole !!!! fuck.

dai*ma:stoned: sfca94110

badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerba dgerbadgerbadgerbadgerMUSHROOMMUSHROOM!!!!!11one

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Originally Posted by daima

military recruitment commercials. But they only seem to kill those who are unfortunate to join.:confused: :confused:

dai*ma:stoned: sfca94110
Fucking life......, it's killing us all.:D

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Lol, I love you daima.

Those military commercials are so corny. How many do they need to put us through?

"You know, you can't just become a family overnight"
*break to hard working marine overcoming obstacles and triumphing in the face of adversity*
*cut back to that hawaiian pilot who beat the odds*
"Yes sir, I do."

Please, kill me. Shit's weak. And they wonder why so many people avoid their recruitment calls.

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Originally Posted by burnable

I'm really goddamn sick of those vonage commercials with that song from forever ago that goes "woo hoo, woo hoo hoo." there's also a commercial for ritz crackers with vegetables baked in. I can't explain it in words, and when you see it, it's hard to come up with the appropriate derisive response or even facial gesture to express the loathing you have for it.

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Dude, that song was originally from Kill Bill 1! It was the Japananese band in the yellow outfits at the house of blue leaves. I freaked out when I heard their song on the car commercials!

the best commercial ive seen blazed was definitelty the Barry Feinstein lawyer one. it's so ridiculous, they got this retarded music in the backround tryin to make it sound all dramatic while Feinstine babbles on about helping you in court or some garbage. its just jive.

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Originally Posted by Pride

Dude, that song was originally from Kill Bill 1! It was the Japananese band in the yellow outfits at the house of blue leaves. I freaked out when I heard their song on the car commercials!

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They're called the 5.6.7.8's and they've been around long before Kill Bill.

there's those AIG insurance commercials with the two young guys talking to the camera and the closer one says the other one has to eat a live squid if you don't call or something, and you can see right through it to the geriatric corporate idiots who just heard through the generational grapevine how young people act and what they think its funny. Or maybe they're appealing to an older market that might think it's funny; either way whoever does their advertising blows my asss.

TV period is a buzz kill


Why dont they make realistic anti-marijuana commercials?


Two gentlemen driving a BMW are driving home from work and are smoking a joint. They put out the joint and arrive at a gas station. Gentlemen 1 pays for gas and pumps it, gentlemen 2 buys cigarettes. Gentlemen 1 forgets to put the gas cap back on and doesnt close the hatch. After they drive away Gentlemen 2 lights up a smoke, they finish it and Gentlemen 2 flicks it out the window after Gentlemen 1 finishes his chinese whore story and then the special effects come in and you follow the cig in slow motion out the window and right into the gas hatch. Boom.....Pot killz


Come on, that would be a more realistic situation than most ANTI pot commercials

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Originally Posted by bobbydabud

the Head On comercial i hate that thing "Head on goes directly on the forehead, Head on goes directly on the forehead, Head on goes directly on the forehead," it is sooooo annoying

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Thats the worst commercial of all time. How obvious do they have to get with the brainwashing. :cursing:

theres an infomercial for a drill with a rotating head that kills me. The guy pitching it on tv is so juiced about this drill hes spazzing and flipping out like hes found a cure for cancer. im also sick of the angry progressive cavemen.

i really hate that damn firestone commercial where the bald black guy is singing that stupid ass song"you keep it movin' and you don't slow down":rasta:

i hate any car insurance commercial, there fuckin annoying and boring as hell, i think the laywer commercials are funny cuz there so corny

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Originally Posted by PsychedelicSins

TV period is a buzz kill


Why dont they make realistic anti-marijuana commercials?


Two gentlemen driving a BMW are driving home from work and are smoking a joint. They put out the joint and arrive at a gas station. Gentlemen 1 pays for gas and pumps it, gentlemen 2 buys cigarettes. Gentlemen 1 forgets to put the gas cap back on and doesnt close the hatch. After they drive away Gentlemen 2 lights up a smoke, they finish it and Gentlemen 2 flicks it out the window after Gentlemen 1 finishes his chinese whore story and then the special effects come in and you follow the cig in slow motion out the window and right into the gas hatch. Boom.....Pot killz


Come on, that would be a more realistic situation than most ANTI pot commercials

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brilliant. I think that would be more effective because it is easier to believe than a visual of a girl whose body is all deformed

idk if uve seen them yet but the dvr ready commercials are pretty funny, and somtimes highten my high cause they make me laugh so hard. but on the flipside i hate those damn empire carpet commercials and that one commercial were that chick is all deflated cause of marijuana smoking, shits weird.