My Idiot Friend.

This doesnt have much of a point, I just want to tell this story of this guy whos a fucking idiot..


last weekend there was a pretty big party that I went to, anyways I went with a friend.

so this Idiot is extremly edgy, he gets drunk and starts to cry, so he's crying over nothing basicly (just little shit like ciggs/weed and what not) seemed to me he was cracking up, so he calms down after 20 mins of this

then another friend jumps down stairs (drunk as fuck) and hits his head on a rock (outside stairs)... so this Idiot starts to cry again, then dude who has blood all over his face is in less pain then My Friend so it seems.. anyways the ambulance comes and gets the kid (he cant stand up)

some people left justg cuz an ambulance was coming, but after it left the party went back.. more drinking, toking ect

another friend drinks too much, ambulance is called... my Idiot Friend starts to cry over this now (the dude who drank too much cant get up or talk) ambulance comes, gets him, alls fine.. tho the Idiot is still crying.

so a session starts after the 2nd ambulance leaves and alls going well, good time, the dude aint crying any more (after about 3 hrs of on and off crying....) then another friend and his girl are leaving (he's walking her home, lives bout 10 min away) and the Idiot decides to go w/ them.. so they go, they're gone for about 40 mins

by the time the one who wasnt crying came back to the tent we were in (me n 2 other guys, just chillin n drinking) n he keeps repeating "fuck *name* fuck *name*" but hes too drunk too explains, and we're too drunk to care.. so he starts drinking with us

a while after that, the Idiot comes in, doesnt say anything and sits down. Turns out he just broke into a fucking truck and got caught. So now the cops are on their way here, so we all stay in the tent n the girl who threw the party's mom dealt w/ the cops (the moms cool w/ weed/booze) and the party resumes.. (we didnt know that he broke into the tent until later that night)

so now its about 2 AM and theres like 5 of us left and like 10 ppl crashing in the house, the 3 of us r in the tent still, along with the guy who witnessed him being breaking into the truck. The Idiot was in the house, but for some reason he wasnt in the house... figures.. he gets the shit kicked out of him by 2 35 yr olds... (the same one that chased him n my other friend back 2 the tent).. then the rest of the night it was us 5 argueing about 2 break into a fight w/ these 2 35 yr olds over nothing, just we were all drunk (including them, they were at a party down the road).. n 1 of them has my friend whos quite short by the collar, and hes like "whoa dont touch me I didnt do shit n what not" which was tottaly true (by the way, the idiot starts to cry again, cuz hes being held by the other guy)

then the guy who was holding him said "is this the guy?" to the Idiot, and the Idiot says YES......... (me, the idiot, and the guy who was being held were all former best friends.) so this drags it out even longer, then the guys leave after a while and me 2 of the other guys go in, cuz we're crashin there, the Idiot sleeps in the woods (idk why) but I found him in the morning (where he tried to blame what happened on EVERYONE else...)


and the cops were called during the arguement, but arived after it had broken up already.. but they took one of the people home, didnt get a ticket tho which is good

so all in all, The Idiot, is a fucking idiot..... and a pussy, I'm sorry for this rant I just needed to get it out there, is there something not tottaly fucking wrong with this kid?

edit- sorry if this doesnt make total sense, I dont have time to read it over, gatta go to work, didnt realize how long it was

Translation: You are upset with an acquitance who is a little over emotional and the downer of any party he goes to, no?

i didnt understand that, its too hard to follow

What it kind of sounds like is that he went to this party with this kid who cries. The kid was apparently crying at various times through the night. At some point, this kid went out with some other kids. Now...this is where I get confused because I can't tell if the crying kid broke into the truck or if someone he was with broke into it...kinda seems like someone he was with. Anywho, they apparently got caught and returned to the party. At some point, fights broke out and the party died off. The cryer ended up sleeping in the woods.

That's the most logical version I can come up with...still alot of gaps in the story.

sorry guys, it was hard to remember it all and type it out.

The crying dude was the one who broke into the truck

the reason I type this is cuz, well I think its pathetic of what the guy did

take E, solves all problems!

i didnt wanna read it after i read that 2 ambulences were dispatched..

underage drinking and smoking..

and nothing said about cops so far.. i smell something.

i didnt quite understand that,
that guy, the idiot, my friend, that guy who cried.. the other guy who was drunk, the other guy who was drunk, the guy cried again and then the idiot
thats all i read. lol
too vague

didnt wanna say names thatsd y I cappitalized Idiot lol.. anyways

Being caught breaking into a truck at some sort of ghastly garden party?

It's so declasse!

hahah a kid falls down the stairs, so another kids starts crying hahahahahahhahahahaha wtf

ahah i must be fucked because i understood that story perfectly :(

^^ ~ you are fucked ~ ^^

And I still find it amazing that, lol, TWO meat wagons were called to the same house within a short period of time, and in that time, NO coppers were called.

So, uhh, where you live? I wanna go.

I feel like I understood the main points of the story, although it was very confusing. So was the Idiot the one who got beaten up? and if so, that's depressing..

Ya, the Idiot got beaten up.. next time I'll make up fake names instead of calling em Idiots and what not ;)

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Originally Posted by Its a Plant

^^ ~ you are fucked ~ ^^

And I still find it amazing that, lol, TWO meat wagons were called to the same house within a short period of time, and in that time, NO coppers were called.

So, uhh, where you live? I wanna go.

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2 copper cars came throughout the night man, and why would a cop come for someone falling down stairs(jumping) or drinkin too much, the cops came after all that if I can remember right

but I know for sure: 2 ambulances, 2 cop cars came... no helicopters tho :eek:



:pimp:

Well I would hope that two 9-1-1 calls to the same house would attract some piggy attention. Even if they just drove by, at least they came and checked it out, to maybe find out why people keep getting hurt..

im gLad i wasnt the only one who didnt follow the story

for some reason i understood the story, i hate people that breakdown

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Originally Posted by Its a Plant

Well I would hope that two 9-1-1 calls to the same house would attract some piggy attention. Even if they just drove by, at least they came and checked it out, to maybe find out why people keep getting hurt..

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Its not in cop's nature to be there when someone actually needs help, they were probbably patroling empty country streets searching for harmless stoned teenagers.

and for all of you that dont understand it.. just remember the names, thats the only confusing part when I reread it. Just remember whos the "idiot" and whios the "other random guy" or w/e

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Originally Posted by JuggaloAtTheDoor

This doesnt have much of a point, I just want to tell this story of this guy whos a fucking idiot..


last weekend there was a pretty big party that I went to, anyways I went with a friend.

so this Idiot is extremly edgy, he gets drunk and starts to cry, so he's crying over nothing basicly (just little shit like ciggs/weed and what not) seemed to me he was cracking up, so he calms down after 20 mins of this

then another friend jumps down stairs (drunk as fuck) and hits his head on a rock (outside stairs)... so this Idiot starts to cry again, then dude who has blood all over his face is in less pain then My Friend so it seems.. anyways the ambulance comes and gets the kid (he cant stand up)

some people left justg cuz an ambulance was coming, but after it left the party went back.. more drinking, toking ect

another friend drinks too much, ambulance is called... my Idiot Friend starts to cry over this now (the dude who drank too much cant get up or talk) ambulance comes, gets him, alls fine.. tho the Idiot is still crying.

so a session starts after the 2nd ambulance leaves and alls going well, good time, the dude aint crying any more (after about 3 hrs of on and off crying....) then another friend and his girl are leaving (he's walking her home, lives bout 10 min away) and the Idiot decides to go w/ them.. so they go, they're gone for about 40 mins

by the time the one who wasnt crying came back to the tent we were in (me n 2 other guys, just chillin n drinking) n he keeps repeating "fuck *name* fuck *name*" but hes too drunk too explains, and we're too drunk to care.. so he starts drinking with us

a while after that, the Idiot comes in, doesnt say anything and sits down. Turns out he just broke into a fucking truck and got caught. So now the cops are on their way here, so we all stay in the tent n the girl who threw the party's mom dealt w/ the cops (the moms cool w/ weed/booze) and the party resumes.. (we didnt know that he broke into the tent until later that night)

so now its about 2 AM and theres like 5 of us left and like 10 ppl crashing in the house, the 3 of us r in the tent still, along with the guy who witnessed him being breaking into the truck. The Idiot was in the house, but for some reason he wasnt in the house... figures.. he gets the shit kicked out of him by 2 35 yr olds... (the same one that chased him n my other friend back 2 the tent).. then the rest of the night it was us 5 argueing about 2 break into a fight w/ these 2 35 yr olds over nothing, just we were all drunk (including them, they were at a party down the road).. n 1 of them has my friend whos quite short by the collar, and hes like "whoa dont touch me I didnt do shit n what not" which was tottaly true (by the way, the idiot starts to cry again, cuz hes being held by the other guy)

then the guy who was holding him said "is this the guy?" to the Idiot, and the Idiot says YES......... (me, the idiot, and the guy who was being held were all former best friends.) so this drags it out even longer, then the guys leave after a while and me 2 of the other guys go in, cuz we're crashin there, the Idiot sleeps in the woods (idk why) but I found him in the morning (where he tried to blame what happened on EVERYONE else...)


and the cops were called during the arguement, but arived after it had broken up already.. but they took one of the people home, didnt get a ticket tho which is good

so all in all, The Idiot, is a fucking idiot..... and a pussy, I'm sorry for this rant I just needed to get it out there, is there something not tottaly fucking wrong with this kid?

edit- sorry if this doesnt make total sense, I dont have time to read it over, gatta go to work, didnt realize how long it was

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sounds like an idiot

that story makess sense, probably cause i like to rant as well

this is funny cuz im the drunk guy that cries...so i dont drink hard liquor anymore

A person crying when they're drunk? :p We use to have pansies like this when I drank, we called them, "put-them-on-the-porch-to-cry-alone-and-stop-killing-the-party" people. We removed criers from our presence as we liked to party at parties, not cry. :rolleyes:

lol therre was like one time i cried when i was drunk it was totally pointless saying i didnt wanna die when i got older liek i cud of avoided it if i had changed my past it made no sense... other than that one time im a lil too wild when i get alcohol in my system nd i will try to rhyme everything lol

sounds like if i was at that party with my crew nd i didnt kno ur idiot friend it wudda been a good party.

This story was really hard to follow, but nights where you wake up and can't remember details are sometimes the best. I got lost halfway through and only got like part of the plot but still... Damn, 2 ambulances and 2 cops. That's quite a night. And the festivities still didn't stop! lol...

I have a 'friend' like that, he's a fucking asshole! If you are going to cry, dont come out! Go on Dr.Phil or something, you're not gonna solve anything drunk!