I was just wondering how you guys hide the fact from your parents that you smoke weed? Like, do you sprary Axe bodyspray on yourself after you smoke?
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I was just wondering how you guys hide the fact from your parents that you smoke weed? Like, do you sprary Axe bodyspray on yourself after you smoke?
heres how to hide it easy.
steps
Needed:
Pillow
Pipe (make your own if you have to)
mints
metal thimble
sunglasses
Okay, so take your pipe, and sprinkle your weed in. dont pack it.
put thimble on
light the weed, inhale, and keep inhaling until your ready to carb.
when your ready to carb, put your thimbled thumb on the cherry (to put it out) and open the carb
exhale into the pillow
inhale from pillow
exhale into pillow
pop in a mint
put on sunglasses
how to hide your stuff
Okay, i put mine in the back of my PS2 in the expansion bay area... you can put it in a stereo where the batteries go...
the back of the ps2 holds weed, a pipe, a lighter and a grinder well, and is the last place your parents will look
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Originally Posted by ethsfreshman
your rite about the hiding spot. i do it to, although i cant fit much weed before it cant even fit bak on to hide it, lol.
but the way you smoke is pretty obvious. ahaha im really ripped and i pictured that going on in my hed and it wuz sooo obvious in ur paretns point of view. first, you will stil stink. your room wil stil stink. your house will prob stink. and your parents will smell it and you'll get booked. and nice job puttin ur sunglasses on at home ahahaha. how is that not obvious ?
ahaha
i have a dense foam pillow, i wash it weekly
i am outside alot, so i wear sunglasses alot
you dont stink if you do it right. no smoke is in the air.
you put your mouth ON THE PILLOW and exhale. the smoke stays in the pillow. just dont blow hard.
basically, the smoke goes from the bowl to your mouth to your lungs to your mouth to your pillow.
you are just negative man. smoke a bowl of that shitty ass schwagg you buy and chill out.
i wait until i know my mom and her bf are asleep. if i smoke in my living room, i just smoke a jack afterwards, and the smell is gone(they smoke cigs too so i can get away with that). in my room, i close my door, put a towel underneath at the crack, open my window and blow the smoke out there. i burn a watermelon candle too. and then i also smoke a jack in my room.
get a vaporizer you can smoke 2 feet next to them and if they never looked they would never know
I just smoke out of the window in my room. No one really notices
when my parents go to sleep i put my fan pointed out the window, then i smoke and blow the smoke into the fan which blows the smoke out the window, and also helps air the room out. if your parents smoke or dont mind you smoking you can just cover the weed smell up with cig smell. but mine dont smoke so i have to be more discrete. as far as your eyes, just get eye drops or say your tired or something else that works (i am allergic to ragweed pollen so my eyes are red alot during this tiem of year :P)
but most of all, be alert, dont have your music blairing and the tv real loud. be quiet and listen for people waking up or coming in your area.
here's my method:
munchies in room
eyedrops
window
+ sploof
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stealth smoking perfection (almost)
Well, if I do smoke at my house I usually go outside in my backyard. My parents always take sleeping pills so I never have to worry about them waking up:D Usually i just sit right next to the door with my dogs outside with me, so if anyone does come out my story is simple, "I'm just letting the dogs out man. Go back to sleep."
damn sucks that u all still live at home, but before, i would just wait till they were asleep and blow it out the window and keep the window open for as long as it took for the smell to be gone, also having some febreeze or something similar helps. Dont forget to put the bong away like i did though!!
I usually say that I'm going outside, then go stake out under a bitchen tree or the ol' wigwam I constructed this June.
Then I walk around the neighborhood without carrying anything on me to enjoy the cool night breeze and also to air out a bit.
As for hiding, it is never the same place because I am paranoid like that...
yeah i wait for my parrents to go to sleep and then open up my window and blow that shit out. Then i turn on my fan spray some axe or something and then chill in my bed watch tv listen to music etc until i pass out. Its so nice!
Doob tube. Carboard Roll filled with Fabric Softener, exhale into it and you can blaze all you want. Makes everything smell like you just did laundry.
sometimes me and my friends smoke out the window but the smoke usually just blows back in. (and we usually smoke blunts out the window which isnt that smart aha) so we put the fan on, open the windows and spray something. the room usually still smells for like an hour or two after, but every1 is sleeping anyway and no1 would come up till the nxt day.. by then its gone. any other ideas how to cover up the smell, besides the fan thing or incense. i've used a sploof but i can still smell a little bit of the weed in the room if i leave and then come back like 20 mins later. any odor elimintors that dont smell like anything? and where can i buy it
theress something called like...........o-sometng.......asomebody help mer out here lol. im 2 blazed to rmmember.
OZIUM!!! Lol i membered wat it was !!!! lol its ozium but itws mad espensive.
haha, you are torched my friend. This reminds me of Gramdma's Boy when that one guy gets really high and thinks he's talking to the devil on the phone.
Shit kills me. : )
Yeah I just walked in stoned got yelled at or in trouble somehow. And I'd laugh and walk out to go smoke somewhere. I looked at it as i think it's right so if i wanna do it I'm gonna. They finaly realized they couldn't stop me. Courts or not.
dude you're my savior!!!! I was thinking about that the otherday and couldn't remember and it was bothering me, but now it's all better. :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by slpntrx5
I always smoke out in the woods and just come back a few hours later, by that time I'm not very high and the smell's all gone. I can't wait till I get my own place, man, smoking naked in the living room with some Steppenwolf blaring is going to be sweet.
When I really want to smoke at home, I just go into the bathroom and turn on the shower real hot. I turn the fan on and blow the smoke out the window, plus the noise from the shower covers up the noise of the lighter. When I'm done, I take a 5 minute shower, so the smell's gone and it'll actually look like a took a shower.
i just go out and smoke in my car and drive wit the windows down that gets rid of the smell. Use mint gum and eye drops. when im in the house i smoke outa my window in my room. I get caught alot latly i dont really care i move out in like a month. My mom found a H.o and took it and i approached her calmly and was like can i please have back what u found when searching through my room and i somehow convinced her i was flipping it to a friend that night to make a 50 dollar profit and she gave it back.
[QUOTE=ethsfreshman]
exhale into pillow
Are you fucking retarded? what will that do? make your room reek, and your pillow at the same time!
You should OPEN A WINDOW, blow the smoke out there....
I used to light up incense or tea oil. Tea oil worked better to conceal the smell. I'd just light candle to heat the oil, wait 5 minutes, then blaze. As soon as I was done smoking, I snuffed the candle. The oil was so strong that it covered it up. Get a nice clean scent like 'summer rain'.
What's up with all of the negative vibes? Chill man.Quote:
Originally Posted by RedRainDrop
Oh, and the pillow thing does work.
I just open my window enough to get my head out, and then i light my shit up and when i have to exhale, i blow it out the open window. Also, after i'm done, i use febreeze to spray my room. Febreeze works wonders :thumbsup:
hell yeah it works, but not with cigs, haha, man that was a bad idea :stoned:Quote:
Originally Posted by Free iPod
my thoughts exactlyQuote:
Originally Posted by JerryGarcia
I'm pretty careless about getting caught, but what I do is lock my door, close my blinds, and light an incent. I smoke, put everything away and clean up well. Some times when I'm done i'll put on the fan and spray air freshener, I usually just dont care. I keep all my stuff in my desk drawer in a fanny pack type thing. Some kids are waaaaaay to paranoid. It's not that tough to get rid of the smell.
wow so many paranoid kids, open the window and when you exhale put your entire head actually out the window to blow the smoke out, make sure no smoke comes from the bowl of your peice and you have nothing to worry about.
When i lived at home and did this i only got caught once cause they came in as i was blowing a toke out the window. Luckily soon after that they stopped caring.
Im guess im lucky because i a terrace to blaze on. Don't know what i would do without it.
I'll give the other side of the coin... smoking without the kids knowing.Teenage kids... not toddlers.
When the wife and I blaze, we burn incense and a few scented candles around the house, but we burn these everyday as not to be a tell something's up.
it's also smart to plan these events when you know the house is empty for a period of time.
I'd be foolish to think they haven't tried weed, but i do know they have there stuff together ( good grades, sports. jobs)
But as hypocritical as this sound, we will never smoke with them. at least til they are 60 LOL
So if you smell incense from your parents room, remember this post!
1. incense....lot's of incense. given that they are aware you light incense at a regular basis.
2. it's best to light up when they're all asleep.
3. vaporizers
Ever since I got caught (was blowing smoke out my window but it came back in and my mom smelled it right away shes like a damn hound) I just don't smoke in my house anymore...if I smoke at home at all I go outside with my dog like the other guy so I have an excuse. Fortunately my mom was pretty cool about it and didn't get that pissed she just didn't want me to do it anymore and wanted to make sure I wasn't doing any "harder" drugs, heh.
The best way to do this. i and I mean best. I have pretty much straight up nazis for parents whod smell me and search my room all the time and I blazed every ngiht with no ill effects.
Hiding:
Youve got a stereo right? tape blackpaper ove rthe casette window and hid ethe weed inthere.
Smoking:
go get yourself a toilet paper roll, cove rthe end with a dryer sheet and rubber band, and stuff a few more inside. Hit th epipe, smother the flame with the lighter (youll save weed with this too) and exhale through the toilet paper roll, through a window.
I've got a good setup for smoking at home. :D my parents havent actually caught be yet but my mum did find a weedworld magazine and a peice from a pipe the other week. She didn't go on about it so i reckon if i do get properly caught for weed she wont be too pissed off about it, which is always good!
Anyway, my bedroom is in the attic which has been converted into a proper room. (it's got stairs up to it as well) i have a large window which is constantly open and fans on most of the time because it gets really hot in here during the summer. i have the perfect hiding place (inside my bed is hollow, all i need to do is pull out the drawers.) i have a mini-fridge full of munch, i can hear anybody coming up to my room straight away, i can lock my door, and my computer is right next to my bed where i am right now so what more do i need! :D
I used to smoke while living with my parents... I only got busted when I took a hit in the kitchen and blew it into the stove's exhaust fan. They smelled it. Don't try it!
Wait for my parents to go to bed, start burning incenses, turn on my fans. Open window, point fan blowing out the window. Then just exhale into the window.
Hell, me and my buddy smoke in his basement (when his parents go to bed), with no windows or doors going outside. With nothing burning to cover up the smell, just every once in a while we spray some febreze. Like a week ago we smoked a 1/8 down there. His parents said nothing to us in the morning, because the smell was gone. But if someone were to come down in the middle of the night... we would be screwed!!
1. Use incense/candles while you toke. Burn them while you aren't toking so your parents get used to the idea of you burning them.
2. When you do smoke, make a doob tube. A toilet paper roll stuffed with dryer sheets is all that you need. Exhale your hits into the doob tube.
3. When you are smoking, have a window open with a fan blowing out. I usually exhale through the doob tube and into the back of the fan, blowing the smoke out of the house.
4. Find something (a penny works wonders) to put on the bowl when you've just taken a hit, so that the smoke won't be rising off the bowl and making your room smell.
5. Use eye drops. My personal favorite are Visine intensive care with redness relief. They work like a charm, though they are slightly on the expensive side.
6. Don't play your music/TV loud when you are toking, that will just give your parents reason to come up and investigate.
7. When you are done, spray some Ozium or Febreeze. Don't go overboard, the stuff smells pretty strongly and you don't want your 'rents to get suspicious.
8. When smoking, put a towel under the door. This prevents any smells from getting into the rest of your house.
9. A pleasurable way to smoke inside your house is to turn on your shower, turn on the fan, put a towel under the door, smoke real quick, and hop in the shower and wash. The smells of the shampoo/soap/body wash should supress the smell of the bud, and there's less fabrics in the bathroom, which is what odors like bud stick to the best.
10. Find a good hiding spot. My personal favorite when I still lived with my parents was I could unzip the cover on my futon, and shove anything that I wanted to back there, and it was nearly impossible to see that there was anything out of the ordinary going on.
11. Try not to leave your room for a while after you have smoked in there.
Well, I think that's everything. Good luck!
i just dont give a fuck, and they never suspect