I puked all over myself and my car.

So it was a normal Saturday like any other and my parents were out of town for the weekend. I took 5 gravities and drove over to my friends, and there I proceeded to take atleast 8 BTs, smoke a joint, and a bowl out of a bubbler. I still wasn't high like I wanted to be. I felt like I smoked myself sober. I got in my car and could hardly keep my head up. I rested my head on the steering wheel for a bit then got driving, and I couldn't keep my head up or my eyes opened. I was driving okay though. Then I vomited all over myself and the center console, pulled over to drop off my friend, did the sloppiest U-turn ever, and continued to drive.

"Dude, you're at DUI status right now, you look so fucked up". Thats what my friend said before he got out. I must have, a stoned driver with vomit all over the car who can barely keep his head up. I was wasted. I got home and then used more lotion and vaseline than I ever have to jack off. Ill spare you the details but believe me it was a mess. I then ate a grip of food and fell asleep.

Has anyone else had it where no matter how much you smoke you just cant seem to get as stoned as you want to? It was medical trainwreck too. Just wasnt hitting me.

i doubt it was "medical trainwreck" but yeah, i think everyone has had that happen before

Of course it was medical trainwreck, it was retrieved straight from the clinic. It is the lowest grade clinic weed though, nothing amazing.

classy

Did you laugh at yourself for throwing up all over yourself? You pretty much have to. I sure did laugh at you for throwing up all over yourself.

I just hope to God you dont decide to smoke and drive again. It gives us tokers a bad name, commiting acts like that. Someone as irresponsible as you shouldnt even be smoking the stuff in the first place.

Double post, my bad.

lol. Sounds like you had fun when u got home ;)

damn thats horrible lol

a few of my friends smoked so much they threw up and started trippin.

next time don't smoke so much if your gonna be driving n shit haha too many people die that way.... don't wanna kill yourself

You're vile.

No I can't say I ever puked on myself while high. I am good just after a bowl of some nice kind bud. I'll just watch TV or listen to some music.

I also try not to drive while high as some states now have those Drugged Driving laws which are pretty severe. But driving high is safer than drunk.