Shit, I'm fucking busted

FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCKJ DUDE

my step mom found my... stuff and called my dad and shit while I was gone smoking a J in the park by my house

fuck fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

she only found 1/8th and my pipe and nothing else she didn't see my scale and the rest of my ounce or the hundreds of dollars (see pic below)


she goes "you're dealing drugs in my house"
I go 'fuck... No I'm not,... what the hell would make you think that?"
she goes "these 'personal calls you're talking about and whatnot"
"THAT WAS TO BRITTANY" (gf)
"whatever. I want it out of my house"
"Trust me ... it is"
"I know it is, I threw it away"
-I smile because I have tons more- "and I won't bring anymore in"

and before she leaves she goes "you were on the street for 4 months, we don't know what you might be doing... don't start again, I'll smell it, I swear..."
and I'm like "and you haven't smelled it for the last 2 weeks?"
and she walks away

and my dad's telling me that getting stoned alone in my room means I'm an addict.

She told me I can have it back if I move out... Fuck! I knew I shouldn't have taken that hit in the kitchen and used the fan to exhale into, especially when she was home

can't get sloppy

she just came back in my room and goes "and you know this means we'll be searching you from now on"

and my dad's going on about how it's okay to do it when you're older like him... bullshit

lube up your butthole...that's all that means.

means you need to stop for a while

Okay, Sounds like this is the first time getting caught?

First time is always a bitch.

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she just came back in my room and goes "and you know this means we'll be searching you from now on"

and my dad's going on about how it's okay to do it when you're older like him... bullshit

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Maybe this is a wake up call. I needed one too.

Have never smoked in my parents house again and have never been caught again smoking, they thought I quit, Just how I like it.

I'm not fucking stopping. They think it's ruining my life, but it's just a new hobby

Sounds like your dad needs to find a wife that is a bit less worthless.

I'd never smoke in the house of someone who is against weed or who doesn't smoke it. That means I'd never ever be tempted to toke inside my parents house.

I used to smoke in the garage at the end of their back garden some years back, but my ole' man said he didn't want nothin like that on his property. I respected his wishes and stuck to smokin where nature carries the scent away. Even today, when I am around, I will smoke as far from the house as possible.. Yes, a matter of respect..

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she just came back in my room and goes "and you know this means we'll be searching you from now on"

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pop a big boner before you walk in the door......i bet they only search you once...

Dude im not even stoned but I laughed my ass off ^^^

I love how some parents believe you should be a certain age before you do something illegal. It's like getting a big mac and fries and a diet coke. It's wrong either way you do it, trying to make yourself feel better about it is all in your head because either way, it's wrong.

Does that even make sense? :) :D

yeah i want the big mac meal supersized with a diet coke please lol....some diet. anyway just wait till they leave or walk down the street to blaze.u know i used to stick a bunch of dryer sheets in a toliet paper roll or a paper towel roll and when you blow the smoke through it doesnt smell at all.

hey, while mcdonalds is not diet food, its not a bad idea to cut out the extra 300 calories (considering that the average diet is 2000 calories, 300 calories is about 1/7th of your caloric intake). Diet soda rocks...

yeah thats true the problem is that french fries have so many calories mostly from fat. same with the burgers so if your following your 2000 calorie diet you have used about 1200 of them or more on one meal most of wich was fat. but i agree, if you really like soda and need to lose weight diet is the way to go.

Ok, you guys got me :) :D

I hid the stuff in a dry sewer thingy down the street like 3 houses... it's covered by bushes and stuff, should be ok...

I'm in for the boner idea.

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and my dad's telling me that getting stoned alone in my room means I'm an addict.

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You can't be a pot addict. thats the dumbest thing i've ever herd. all i do is get stoned in my room alone and i could possibly even be a little bit addicted.

.... i'd like to see anyone (including parents) try and search me... they can only do it when you let them, it also sounds to me like she just has it out for you, or just really hates drugs, is it really her house, or is it your dad's house? yoiur step mom sounds like a total bitch, but your dad, sounds like he's just worried about you (from what you told me)....

i'd still like to see someone try and search me (other then an officer, i'm not looking to get tazed)... fat fucking chance..

She -is- a complete bitch, I've been saying it for years... they'r sending me to live at my mom's house because I stole back my weed and got rid of it, getting it out of their house like they asked. I'm going to go with "I was just holding it fomr someone, I've only smoked twice"...

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yeah i want the big mac meal supersized with a diet coke please lol....some diet. anyway just wait till they leave or walk down the street to blaze.u know i used to stick a bunch of dryer sheets in a toliet paper roll or a paper towel roll and when you blow the smoke through it doesnt smell at all.

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It seems sooooo long ago , me and my friends doing that.
Lol...It was a loooong time ago. Good memories tho.:)

Btw A Big Mac Supersized is prolly a couple thousand calories. And just the thought of eating one grosses me out. The only fast food place I'll touch is the brand new White Castle that just opened. I love WC and since the place just opened, I'm thinking it's gotta be somewhat clean. FF places in general gross me out.

Oh heck, what waas the topic again? lmao:dance:

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She -is- a complete bitch, I've been saying it for years... they'r sending me to live at my mom's house because I stole back my weed and got rid of it, getting it out of their house like they asked. I'm going to go with "I was just holding it fomr someone, I've only smoked twice"...

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Big question here.
Do you want to go to your moms house or would you rather stay with your dad? (even tho the evil stepmother is there...also does she have kids or are you the only child there?)

lol if i wanted to go back to my real mom's i'd tell them both to fuck off <.< just to ensure you do get sent there and they're not bluffing.... of course if you really want to stay, suck ass to your dad, but somehow fuck that bitch over without leaving evidence or thoughts it's you (does she use a palm pilot for work? conviently misplace it for a day or so when a big meeting is coming up... lol)

my parents are together so i cant really relate but if i had a step mom I would listen to anything she said and just tell her to fuck off.

they succeeded in getting me down here to my moms... I tried everything. I wanted to stay, but only because of my girlfriend, job, and friends... I'm plotting to come back already. But in the mean time, I think I can control this town... ;)

Sorry for the double post, but in the last few days I've told them each at least 10 times to fuck off right to their face.
I even used that line that someone on this forum posted (sorry, I don't remember who) "Do you see me coming home drunk every night and passing out in my own vomit?"
and she says "So now you blame it on everyone else"
and I said "shut the fuck up with all your pre-programmed responses... fuck you" and walked away

Have you tried educating them on cannabis instead of telling them to F-off?

That is one cheecky bitch........Stay cool with your dad though, take him out for lunch and treat him with some of that cash you have. It will do wonders for your relationship and will show them a side of maturity that they probably havnt witnessed in a while.

While treating your dad and giving him the respect he may or may not deserve you should be constantly putting your finger up to your SSM (shit step mother).

Never lose your temper infront of them unless absolutely neccesary....just dismiss your SSM's comments.

everyone gets ccought

Keep on tokin :rasta:

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Sorry for the double post, but in the last few days I've told them each at least 10 times to fuck off right to their face.
I even used that line that someone on this forum posted (sorry, I don't remember who) "Do you see me coming home drunk every night and passing out in my own vomit?"
and she says "So now you blame it on everyone else"
and I said "shut the fuck up with all your pre-programmed responses... fuck you" and walked away

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id kick you out too....

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Sorry for the double post, but in the last few days I've told them each at least 10 times to fuck off right to their face.
I even used that line that someone on this forum posted (sorry, I don't remember who) "Do you see me coming home drunk every night and passing out in my own vomit?"
and she says "So now you blame it on everyone else"
and I said "shut the fuck up with all your pre-programmed responses... fuck you" and walked away

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Listen kid, getting caught by your parents is way better than getting caught by the police. Respect your parents, you never know when you need them.

Btw, you are blaming it on everyone else, it is your fault for all of this. You made your choice, now live with it.

Blood Angel, the worst thing you could do is be a real prick about it... Like it sounds like you're doing. You need to seriously talk to them, not tell them to fuck off every time they open there mouths'. You don't sound like a very nice kid, and your family doesn't sound like a very nice family. I say you reason with them and try to calm them down, stick to your story about holding it for a friend or whatever and just try to be nice to em, even your step mom, no matter how much you hate it. If you want to move back in, get some respect, and get them to be a little nicer to you, this is the best way. If not... move out a get an apartment close to where you live(d), you have a job don't you?

Oh, and there has got me another reason of why they are being so crazy about this, why do they think you deal the stuff? Maybe if you can explain some shit to them, they wouldn't be so psycho about it.

My advice is similar to Rain man, smoking up isn't cool in their eyes, just accept that your step-mom isn't as open minded

You should apologize, and treat them with respect. Don't blaze in the house, hide your stash well, just live with her rules, because your dad seems okay with it, but after all, your step mom just trying to help you out, in her eyes.

I mean, she doesn't want you smoking in the house. I've had plenty of friends caught and had to stop smoking for a while, and totally stop smoking at home. My friend who smokes regularly got caught by his "parents" a while back. (just to mention, his real parents died when he was young, and his dad's best friend taking care of him and his brother since they were young), and He wasn't allowed to go out for 1 whole summer. But he respected them and their rules, never smoked it again in the house.

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hey, while mcdonalds is not diet food, its not a bad idea to cut out the extra 300 calories (considering that the average diet is 2000 calories, 300 calories is about 1/7th of your caloric intake). Diet soda rocks...

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Yeah, all that aspartame builds strong bones you know.

...if your parents are anything like mine are, they wont drop this they wont just left it blow over their heads, your best bet

Hustle like a mother fucker right now!!! SELL SELL SELL
in a month move out
...in 2 weeks after u move out they will be more understanding, just dont fuck up and buy shit on credit or summin and rly fuck up and dont move back in with them
If your old enough to smoke your old enough to live on your own
(Or u shouldnt be smoking)

moving out of your parents house is never a good idea. like someone up there said, you never know when you're going to need them.

most parents dont like to see there kids smoke weed for 2 resons
1. its illeagle
2. they dont want to see there kid burn the fuck out and become a bum

If u move out and can live on your own you will show to them your not a fuckin bum and that u can make it on your own

Parents wont just stop talking to u and hate your guts...you have been there life for tooo long for them todo that u have them by the balls u just gota no how to work them over