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life can be very poor.. one of my homie got a new job today.
well,he's well paid but..what about man's pride?
HES A CHICKEN SEXER !!
omg can this be real?? :D :D
so ive started to think about weird jobs.
i got some: -firework lighter
-Indian blanket weavers (that's true!!)
can you think of any other weird job?:dance: :dance:
prostitute.
I had a weird job once.
My job was to watch runway models walk by and if their underware was pinched up their butts it was my job to reach in and pull them out. what a drag. lol;)
dai*ma:stoned:
lol poor guy, im friends with a turkey inseminator lol
EMBALMER
OUCH! my uncle has a dairy farm in Petaluma California and he artificially inseminate the cows, or so he says. I swear that one looks just like him.Quote:
Originally Posted by ANAVRIN RX
My dad was a sheep farmer but he neeevvveeerrr fuuucckkkeeddd sheeeepppp,, i iiiiiii sweeeaarrrr :confused: j/k
Lucky for me i only eat soy turkey. I knew there had to be more reasons ..., now i'm sure of it.:D
dai*ma:stoned:
A colonic irrigationist.
the cat in the hat
haha that was on the discovery channel on that show dirty jobs... the guy had to squeeze the chicks and crap shot out of them and somehow he knew if it was a male or female chick... that was one way to sex them
I was chucke cheese....that didnt last long
now THAT'S weird. an nasty too :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Tom Swierzbinski
condom tester
sex toy tester
how about a porta-potty cleaner?
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Originally Posted by daima
ROTFLMAO!
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changing old peoples diapers, like at a nursing home... that would be a weird job & quite disugusting.
my wife has a friend that works in one, and he does just that.. there was this lady once, she had surgery and had staples in her stomach, right infront of him, she stood up, and they came out and you can guess what happened from there...Quote:
Originally Posted by go toke up
My good friend was a sound man for porno movies. He held the microphone over the people having sex.
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your fucking serious?. wow... what did you do? tape your penis to ur leg so you wouldnt get a chubby?.Quote:
Originally Posted by daima
i wish:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Peach.Optimo.Bluntz
dai*ma:stoned:
Whats worse than being a high school guidance counselor????
Being a primary school teacher?
'Miss, he snapped my favourite pencil' *sobs*
'Well kick him in the nuts then'.
I would make such a good teacher.
actually, yes you would, you'd teach some of these 'cry babies' to grow a pair and stand up for themselves instead of relying upon other (often older or authority figures) to do the 'dirty work'Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Swierzbinski
proctologist or however you spell it
clean up crew on a porn film set?.