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-With my 5-step system, you can turn those coughs into sneezes, any day of the week. And if you call now, I'll give you a box of tissues, FREE!
Here's a sample:
"Shut your trap and grab a tissue/paper towel/toilet paper/etc. Use all of your force, from the cough, to blow your nose and it will come out, like a sneeze."
That's just a sample...
You can send $39.95 for the full version. Just leave your e-mail address and I'll get back to you.
wot?
you are out of your mind..................lol
what if I have asthma and i have bad chest congestion, and i need to cough up some lung cheese. If I put it through my nose, do you call it snot now?
I have shit my plants before when my nose has been cloged. I nearly passed out.
I can cure coughs much easier: just take a full box of laxatives and then you'll be afraid to cough. :)
yeah you'll be to scared to cough, BUT you will be on the toilet all day shitting out anything you've ever eaten. i put about 20 some odd vegetable laxatives in a taco i gave my grandpa once.. it was pretty funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lethal G
I have depicted how it works.
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Chris T. B.
i think your eyeballs would pop out first :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Billionfold
i hate to sneeze
im a loud sneezer
your hott.Quote:
Originally Posted by baisez le monde.
you'd think flattery would get old, but it never does. thank you thank you. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by hahaitsdoogle
Oh snap, you are hot. How's that Cali sunshine?
I remember having to sneeze and cough at the same time, so it just ended up with me covered in my own snot. It was nasty.
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Originally Posted by Its a Plant
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Ironically, "Cat Scratch Fever" is the song that's on the radio, right now. :smokin:Quote:
Originally Posted by hahaitsdoogle