Scared me to DEATH!!!

One night I was walking through my apartments to find a good spot to smoke, and ended up smoking in the woods near my place. Well, as I'm walking back, I see this little short dude in the shadows just standing perfectly still staring at me. This guy is HUGE, all ripped up with crazy psycho muscles and so I stop dead in my tracks. He just stands there not making a move with this angry/pissed look on his face. Finally I am just like fuck it, if he wants to fight that's his problem I'll just keep walking.

As I get closer I realize that the scary dude is actually one of those dummies that people practice karate and shit on and somebody had left it out. To this day, it's still there and everytime I see it I say a little "what up" and just bust out laughing.

Focus: What stuff has scared you when you were high, but later realized it was all good and you were just paranoid?

I sometimes smoke in the woods behind my apartments, too! Thats was a funny story, because I pictured this little 4'6 ripped beyond belief short person. Plus, I pictured it where I smoke, so that made it better. Thanks, man. haha

HAHA thats funny!
When my AC is on and my door is closed, it makes my blinds move around and hit against the wall and eachother. Well i didn't know this when i moved in 5 weeks ago, and i almost called the cops thinking someone was trying to break into my window.
PEace

n/p smoking in the woods can be intense at night, lots of sounds radiate that are menacing spelling signs of imminent doom with overtones of extreme personal danger.

Lol, so how could this dummy have looked ripped like it was a body builder then?

You musta been high, man. That's pretty funny too. After that, I would just stay put in my apt. and crack open a window instead of risking my life having heart failure as soon as I step outside.

But I feel ya on the woods. The best place to smoke.

when I walk back from town late somtimes its pretty much pitch black on the pavement and there are bushes all the way along.....

One night I was walking along listening to music think I could quite easily walk into someone without even seeing them.....so I keep walking and next thing I see is some massive thing right infront of my face....lol I jumped out the way only to find out it was a bush.....that scared me shitless


Does anyone else find that when they are really stoned and it is pretty much pitch black with only the faintest shadows, that your eyes can play tricks on you?

Shit, that happens to me if I'm high as a kite or sober as a bird. I think I get even more tweeked when I'm sober for some reason. When I'm torched, I just don't really care enough to jump back or become startled.

But yah for the longest time when I was a kid, I was terrified of my basement where my room was. I swear to God there was an evil spirit rooming with me, and the darkness really freaked me out. That's when he liked to come out and play.

i was smoking in my room once with the window open, blowin the smoke out the window. and so this HUGE moth flies in and starts fluttering all in my face and i actually thought someone was trying to attack me. i was like throwing punches at the damn thing, until 5 min into it i realize its a moth.

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Originally Posted by pinkcrush72

i was smoking in my room once with the window open, blowin the smoke out the window. and so this HUGE moth flies in and starts fluttering all in my face and i actually thought someone was trying to attack me. i was like throwing punches at the damn thing, until 5 min into it i realize its a moth.

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That certainly gave me a laugh, too. haha

Haha good story

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Originally Posted by JDiz

n/p smoking in the woods can be intense at night, lots of sounds radiate that are menacing spelling signs of imminent doom with overtones of extreme personal danger.

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i just feel relaxed hearing mother nature's noises. there's nothing to be afraid of

You should of kicked that dummies ass
just for practice

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Finally I am just like fuck it, if he wants to fight that's his problem I'll just keep walking.

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I think it's funny how a guy's first thought would be this dude wants to fight me. Like it's normal for people to be hiding in the bushes at night wanting to fight you.

i just smoked a lot. mmkay.

that was a great story though. made me laugh.

one time i was shrooming at night in the woods and my folks were looking for me and i was on a hill and im just sitting on this hill trippn and i hear my step dad coming up the hill breaking twigs and crunching leaves for like a minute then i hear my folks calling me from a distance and whatever is coming up the hill was not them.