WOOT Jesus is the man, fuck all you haters. peace.
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WOOT Jesus is the man, fuck all you haters. peace.
Why waste your time speaking to the haters? Is that who you, really, want to read this thread?
Hey, beachguy, I don't know for sure but I have this uneasy feeling that it's the voice of god speaking through this peach person... :stoned:Quote:
Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
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Originally Posted by graymatter
Give him a break. People can be bleed to death, by constant stabs by those little cocktail swizzlesticks. That's all Christians have gotten from this site. He'll be Ok.
Ya'll leave him alone, right now.
no, dont leave him alone untill he has been properly medicated.
get me a bong! STAT!
HURRY HURRY! THIS GUY IS SOBERING!
Hey, Braddog, good to see you're checking in!Quote:
Originally Posted by braddog10
I was going easy on the peach. I'm usually more rabid about the subject; maybe the exorcism is beginning to work... Peace, baby!
You guys are so funny, you're very easy to like. Stoner I enjoy you too, very much. Just reading a thread this am, don't remember exactly which one. Something about the history of creation, as it relates to seeds, seed bearing etc.. Peach, you too...... fun read. I wish we were in a closer geographic local, what fun, what fun.Quote:
Originally Posted by graymatter
My work may take a shift, may not be able to be on the boards as much.
Take it easy, guys
jesus seems like a cool guy
i'd be so down to toke with him
i bet he's very wise and i bet he knows alot of jokes
Jesus had to be. Prostitutes, a Dr., a tax man, political extremist, partiers, tokers (If it was around), all hung around Him. The religious criticized Him for it, incessantly, called Him a wine bibber(?). If He was a drag, they surely wouldn't of hung out. People by the thousands, flocked to Him, References to this, were made by a Roman official there in Jerusalem, at the time, still filed with others letters of that era, in Rome.Quote:
Originally Posted by OzzyOz
He loved the religious people of coarse, but He didn't hang around them.
I'm not talking about regular people, who loved God, Their friends, and others. They were there too.
I love ya'll.......I am continually drawn back.
This reminds me of the Family Guy Movie where they show Jesus, LMAO, I love that part.
LOL i was just messin around Beach guy. Boredom got the best of me.!
Ahhhh......Sounds like stoners prescription got filled.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peach.Optimo.Bluntz
agreed.Quote:
Originally Posted by OzzyOz
A cool guy.
Jesus is a cool guy. I talk to him often, as matter of fact, hes going to meet me outside right now to burn one and talk about life.
Josephus, in the Testimonium Flavianum http://encyclopedia.tfd.com/Josephus+on+Jesus: Now there was about this time Jesus, a wise man, if it be lawful to call him a man; for he was a doer of wonderful works, a teacher of such men as receive the truth with pleasure. He drew over to him both many of the Jews and many of the Gentiles. He was [the] Christ. And when Pilate, at the suggestion of the principal men amongst us, had condemned him to the cross, those that loved him at the first did not forsake him; for he appeared to them alive again the third day; as the divine prophets had foretold these and ten thousand other wonderful things concerning him. And the tribe of Christians, so named from him, are not extinct at this day. (93 A.D.)
id love to smoke pot with jesus. id bet hed have some deep shit to talk about after a few bowls. matter of fact, i believe he was quite stoned for the sermon on the mount.
This question might make me seem stupid...and I might be stupid...but what happened to Jesus after he "appeared to them alive again the third day"? Also, was he a fan of chocolate eggs?Quote:
Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
I'd love to do anything with Jesus.Quote:
Originally Posted by james420
thats kinda hotQuote:
Originally Posted by poorprincess
Even if that means joining him to watch a porno, with only you and two other guys?Quote:
Originally Posted by james420
Won't be back on till Maybe tonight, flying out, (response to another thread). Hey, let him just sit there for a bit.Quote:
Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
Later,
Well that depends.Quote:
Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
What kind of porno do you think Jesus is into?
I'm sure that he's open to all kinds. :smokin:
Hell, he hath tempted us filmmakers and lovemakers.
I'll bet he's into the kind of stuff that scares most people.Quote:
Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
Like levitating orgasms?
I dont see how thats scary. You mean, like orgazaming(?) while hovering in midair? I think im stoned enough to try.Quote:
Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
Hell yeah, I'd hang with Jesus! Aside from him tipping over a few tables when he was angry, he seemed like a chill dude. :thumbsup:
Matter of fact, I think I'll burn a bowl in his honor.
:dance:
I'm not sure what he can pull off.Quote:
Originally Posted by james420
Probably, something like, if a girl ingests his cum, she'll begin to float.
The question is, does it have to be a girl? I'm totally straight, but I've always thought itd be cool to float.Quote:
Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
But really, how gay IS it to blow Jesus?
That's almost a sacrament! Communion alternative!
GUY'S YOU KNOW THIS IS REALLY UNCOOL.
Lol.
I guess, you should change that to, "but, really, how gay is it to blow Michael Jordan?"
Really? I think it's the bomb. Look there's a new church being built for Jesus. http://www.temple420.org/joomla/
Cook a bowl for Jesus! Peace
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Originally Posted by Pepper
That is true, because...
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Isn't it legal to smoke marijuana on religious grounds, or, for religious gatherings? Or something like that?
Religious Freedom Restoration Act
this post is still going on???.
This kind of stuff is such Bull Shit. How is it that I have seen others Banned from mocking Islam or Buddism. If I were to post what is written re: scoffers and Mockers.. .... You would be sobered very Quick......Cut this Shit out!!
James 420 loose your Avitar!
Go ahead and post the word, Jesus is in our midst. Don't titillate us with lukewarm promises of enlightenment. Bring it on!
I, often, forget, but, I know that this thread is titled, "Jesus is the Man".Quote:
Originally Posted by braddog10