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i love taking a piss in the sink
dont ask why
i just like it
i was taking my usual piis in the sink
after lunch and i forgot to lock the door
this lil nurse walks in while im in mid spray
we just looked at each other while i finished
she looked at mr johnson smiled and closed the door
then came the question
i cant think of anything to say
You just like seeing your dick in the mirror. HAHA
So, did you have a semi when she walked in?
lol oh my owl....good one bro....
looked like a dead ball python in the sink
wtf
Hahahahahahaha
This is the funniest thread since the once about putting weed in your anal hole
ahahhahhaha
i almost forgot about the weed in anal hole thread
one time when I was in the Navy I woke up and there I was standing on a chair holding my pink headed yogurt slinger.
I was havin' a wet dream and dreamin of a blonde sexy french women
haha what u gonna do next owl? take a shit in a urinal? lol
omg
this is one of those threads
that literally made me lmao
good job owl
Friendowl...I'm reading this as I toke (already on the top of my peak xD) and omfg I felt like my lungs got swoze together and released alot when I stopped laughing to breath. OMfg I could imagine that shit, it seems so fuckin funny. I laughed my fucking ass off xD>Quote:
Originally Posted by friendowl
LMAO.
Good one.:thumbsup:
When you gotta go, you know the rest.
for some reason, i like to pee outside.........ive even walked past my bathroom and went outside to take a leak.....as a matter of fact....i just finished my 3rd cup of coffee and going outside to pee.....i do live in the country, i wouldnt pee where i could be seen and be thought of as a pervert.
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Originally Posted by whitekat
lmfao
HAHA
...you took a leak in the sink because the water in the urinal is too cold...
im on my side yard, in the middle of the city i live, and i will be on my little cramped sideyard with my bong, and piss in the storrm drain that is right there i piss in. its so refreshing, my neighbors window is right there, and they keep it closed cause they know im smoookin, and i wash all the piss off my concrete (if there is any) with my bong water into the drain, and it is clean dry the next day. lol, its been working for like 3 years. like 3 times a week.
lol, my worst peeing adventure reminds me of this.Quote:
Originally Posted by whitekat
when i was working in a truck, door-to-door sales, you dont have a toilet in the truck. so everyonce in a while, and i mean once in a while, i would park in the middle of a cul de sac, open up the truck door, open up my door and let it flow onto the hot asphault. :o
but, i usually waited intill i was in a customer's house and they were usually really nice, and would let you use the restroom. sometimes even when they didnt buy!
Well, if you want a peeing misadventure, picture a bus load of high school juniors and seniors on coming back from a football camp in Pennsylvania (Penn State) and going back to New Jersey. Someone was able to sneak some beer so about 14/15 of us are in the back getting loaded. Well, P. State to NJ is a ride and heaven forbid we take too many piss breaks. So, idea...everyone piss into the big Gatorade bottles. Perfect plan...but now what, we gotta get rid of them. Fuck it...it's dark, just throw them out the window... Oooops, didn't realize it would bounce, smack a windshield, break, and spray urine all over the cars it hit.
Sooooooo....half a summer, one misdemeanor (and associated community service), and 3 game suspension later...we figured it was a bad idea to begin with.
lol, some jv baseball players at my school did that when they had to bum a ride off of the varsity tennis bus. they got in trouble pretty bad, but it was funny to watchQuote:
Originally Posted by Big Calhoun
***NOTE TO SELF***
should owl ever visit here he is NOT allowed in kitchen.
pissing in the kitchen sink at someone elses house
is like finding the holy grail
Remind me never to invite you over to mine . . . .
lol owl hey i do it in my own home but hey its relaxing
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT DID THAT!!!!!!!!!!!
I SWEAR YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE. HEHE. SEEING THAT I HAVE A SINK IN MY ROOM, MY LAZYNESS WONT ALLOW MY STONED ASS TO WALK A FEW MORE STEPS TO THE BATH ROOM. TURN ON THE WATER AND WASH ER DOWN..
Never in public, you got me there. bro
i believe hes already done that too, lmao!Quote:
Originally Posted by Pete Rock
Wen i was 4, i was about to take a bath, my babysitter (or whatever you call her) was taking my clothes off, and I PISSED ON HER FACE. Seriously, i wouldnt even joke about that.
before i put screens on my windows, i would piss out onto my roof....
^ same here one time i was really high and just chilling in my room and i had the sudden earge to pee out the window. I always wondered how weird it would be to look out you window one night and see your neighbour pissing out his window haha
once i was really tired and i passed the bathroom, so i pissed out my second floor window and went to sleep.:thumbsup:
ehhh, i work at a grocery store, and one time i walked into the bathroom to take a leak and there was shit in the urinal.....wtf?
one time i was standing in line to get into some show in SF, and the line was HUUUUUUUUUGE and just as we got to the end of it, i really really had to piss all of a sudden. all that was around was a 18-wheel truck and closed shops around the area. people were still jumping in line and i just couldnt wait. so i jumped behind the truck and started to piss but i could hear the people walking by on the other side of the truck. i went for sooooooo long lol and it went way out across the sidewalk so they had to step over it LMAO!!!!
When I was four years old I was in preschool and I had to take a piss. I asked the teacher if I could and she said I had to wait til break, which was probably a lot sooner than it seems in my memory. So... I waited, and waited, and waited. Finally, when the bell rang, I got up to run to the bathroom, and I pissed myself. I looked right into the teachers eyes, and said
I SAID I HAD TO GO. I GUESS I COULDN'T WAIT, COULD I?
I loved preschool.
Poor young Graph! See? This is why when I was a teacher, I never, ever made kids wait to go to the bathroom. I taught high school kids, but still. I always let them go to the bathroom or go get water when they said they needed either of those. That preschool teacher who made you wait should have been horsewhipped!
Ok heres my question....Did you run the water after you pissed in the sink or did you just leave?