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is pretty damn easy.
it is an intense feeling
when you spend lots of time
talking on line and then when you
finally see each other its on
in less than five minutes i was already
breathing hard and thinking of where to go
and its not like this lady is easy
shes way older and richer and more advanced in life than i am
but damn im good
East LAs Online P.I.M.P. :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by friendowl
whats up 123
can you relate to what im saying
or are you old school
and like drunk broads after midnight
You say that like it's a bad thing!:DQuote:
Originally Posted by friendowl
i met my husband at a warren G concert....
Very nice, friendowl.
I can honestly say I've gotten laid from meeting someone online.
Met a couple bitchs online, they were both ugly. One had a hot sister though, but thier dad was a crazy hick and they lived in the middle of the woods.
Yeah definetly, its too easy..hahahQuote:
Originally Posted by friendowl
but I laid back on chatting and so forth..its wasted all my time, now I just sit back and get blitzed out of my mind, then I loose track of whats going on, fall asleep, repeat, so the pot has taken over my chase for now..hah
well, did you have sex with them...???Quote:
Originally Posted by PureEvil760
yeah I have met up with 2 people online, both times were awsome!
I have to chat first...im not the type of guy that will fuck any random human....got to have some attraction and understanding of each other..
Thats just my opinion though...
I met the love of my life online, we talked as friends and I fell in love with him. We talked for a year and a half online and one the phone, and then he made the trek 1400 miles cross country to come and live with me. He's totally awesome and I can't imagine him not in my life.
at eHarmony.com we match you up with 25 different personality levels, so you can find the one that you want to smoke bowls with!
this will be, and everlasting love for meeeee!
Hahhaha, actually we did it without eharmony, those commercials for it make me crazy, now I have that song stuck in my head :p
one time after a night of drinking i started talking to some chick on line that sent me half nude pictures and she looked alright so i agreed to go to her house at like 3:30 AM and when i got there she was fat. like really fat. then it was awkward because she was like "what do you want to do?" and i was like "uhhh lets go to wal mart" so we went to wal mart and walked around for like 15 minutes and then i told her i had to go home and go to bed because i had to work. terrible experience.
^^^HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
The dangers of the internet.
Ha ha! That's funny because the same thing happened to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by dejayou30
I met this girl online once who lived a good 4hr drive from me. She sent me photos of herself and she was cute. Turns out those weren't even her photos, so when the time came, she knew what I looked like, but it was like a total stranger coming up to me. She was HUGE, had big, frizzed out, fried hair and she stunk! I'm not kidding. I was so turned off.
My dad just laughed at me when he heard of it. "So, she wasn't what you expected huh?" No, fuck no! :p
apparently, internet goggles work a hell of a lot better then beer goggles :eek:
i've met a couple of people online, one was this girl named ashley, i guess i wasn't everything she expected me to be... the other was just for friendship, she was way older, i told her my life story and she 'felt for me' i guess you could say... i was already in a relationship and happy with it at the time, so i expected nothing either... my friend however, ended up fucking her and nutting on her husbands side of the bed lol...
I've only met one person from online and things didn't work out. It was great talking to him online and we got to know each other pretty well but I don't know...physical attraction is very important to me. If it's not there, it's not there.
I wouldnt really wanna look for people on the internet to bone.....they'd be either really despereate or really sleazy
probobly had a 50 acre back yard, a shovles and a gun to... yea, im daiting the hot sister... and she was telling me what happend when one of her exs was sneaking over to her house.... her dad shoved a shot gun in his face, and said ive got a shovle and 50 acres in my back yard, and not to many ppl would miss you.Quote:
Originally Posted by PureEvil760