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I hate going to get food right after a sesh. The ordering process is always such an ordeal, atleast to me it is. I remember once me and 2 friends were blitzed and ordering at Del Taco's drive-thru, and it seemed like it took 2 hours to complete the order. And yesterday in McDonalds the lines were all long, and I just hated getting my order in, way too lazy and stoned for that shit. But eating while high is worth it.
lol fer some reason subway is the funniest place when im high....plus i got friends that go in there seeing how mad they can get the employee's lol
that reminds me of a thread jake posted (he was P.E.N.G.U.I.N then tho)
its pretty funny but i cant rember wat it was called.... it was a convo of someone ordering a pizza
I would like to see this thread.
yeah, and every stoner who had ever ate* (grammer) pizza was like, "wow, that sounded like me when i was odering pizza high!"Quote:
Originally Posted by shoi
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Originally Posted by P.E.N.G.U.I.N.
here it is
Oh man, I love going out to eat while blazed... but only totally blazed, if I'm barely conscious enough of how stoned I really am, it blows everything.
Before I moved to where I am now, my girl and I would always roll a nice long, skinny spliff and hit the road on our way to our favourite mexican restaurant (it helps to go to places that are familiar, definitley... otherwise ordering can be a hassle, man). Red-eyed and grinning, we would converse with our waitress pleasantly, and always get what we wanted (with free cheese dip, on occasion).
Alright, well... we would always tip a little too much when were high, but given the atmosphere and queso dip, it was well worth it.
the mini marts at gas stations are interesting at 2 am and fully blazed, and cooking those little burritos in the crappy microwaves(they always burn the burrito)then trying to buy a cigar or lighter, then get denied
i know exactly wut you mean man. Even when i'm ordering a pizza, i feel awkward talking to the person and i can't think straight...Quote:
Originally Posted by zalami128
Lmao. . . . How strange... I've just finished a pizza, but when i phoned in the order, two mins later i changed my mind and canceled it. . . . But a few mins later i decided i wanted it again and re-ordered. . . . 45 mins later it still had'nt arrived,so i rang them again and they said ''but you canceled that order sir'' So had to start all over again!! Lol :stoned:
if one of my friends did that, I would call him a fucking idiot, heh. anyways, I hate ordering food high with friends, because they are a bunch of obviously stoned, dank smelling tardsQuote:
Originally Posted by P.E.N.G.U.I.N.
"Pizza hut, is this a delivery?"
"Delivery...?"
"Do you want us to bring you pizza or are you going to come get it?"
"Oh, shit, bring it up to me!"
"Okay, what's your phone number?"
*looks on back of phone* "I don't see it."
"...what?"
"I don't see my phone's number on it!"
"...no, what number should I dial if I want to call you?"
"Oh...882 4585"
"Okay, now, what do you want?"
"PIZZA!!!"
"No,sir, what kind of pizza?"
"Oh, shit! Umm...gimme some Stoner's"
"What size?"
"Stoner size."
"Okay, then. That'll be 15 dollars"
"Sounds good to me...Wait, I can't fit the money through the phone!"
"No, sir, just give it to the guy that brings you your pizza."
"Oh...OH!!! Okay. Later"
"Have a nice night *click*"
Last night I was blazed and ordered Chinese.
It went well.. nothing really happened.
I simply wrote down on a list of what to get so I wouldn't mess up.
It helps to write down on a piece of paper what you want.
Along with your address.
thats kinda weird, you like acting normal more baked than acting like a idiot???? I love being a complete dumbass when im baked its always so damn funny.... much better than sitting around and talking like a bunch of those stupid sober people lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Jeff Spicoli
Man totally, I fucking hate going into some place to get food, it's even worse.. Dealing with normal social interactions is not easy when you're stoned, at least not for me...
every time i get food i feel like everybody is staring at me and i end up being a rude bitch at the end cause i think fukers are plotting on me or something, lol....so my best bet is just ordering pizza,...cant go wrong with that!
I don't mind going to places and ordering but phone conversations can become quite laborious at times...