foolproof travel method--tip

Here's how you travel with enough pot for personal use with no problem.

Put your weed into a condom. Squish all the air out of the condom and tie it in a strong knot. Use a scissors to clip the extra condom part off that's dangling from the knot. Use another condom if you want for an extra layer of safety.

Then, squish this up your rectum. I'm serious. Not extremely deep, but safely deep

Take a shower to get rid of the residual smell. Use soap, you filthy smelly pothead.

Spray down with cologne, etc.

Travel and get high.

Foolproof. WSP

uh yeah shove stuff up your ass

or u could put it in ur pocket?... and eat it if u get pulled over or ne thing

tho if u wna use ur ass by all means go for it

What the hell? Everyone knows that you can put your drugs up your ass and travel.. the thing is that nobody wants too! Whats the point to posting a thread with information that a 8 year-old that watches movies could have told you?

or you could swallow it and throw it up when you get where you're going

I posted it because people are always asking how to fly with it.

By the way, how come nobody ever uses this one? :dance:

um people do
in some stupid steve-o video we watched at a frinds house he dose it when he is leaving amsterdam

hmm....you'd think you could like put it between the cheeks, and then put like wide masking tape (duct tape or scotch tape would HURT!!!) over it....or is that what you're saying?

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Originally Posted by slpntrx5

hmm....you'd think you could like put it between the cheeks, and then put like wide masking tape (duct tape or scotch tape would HURT!!!) over it....or is that what you're saying?

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lol hes saying 2 shove it straihght up ur asshole

Maybe he's just looking for an excuse to put something up his ass and still be accepted by the community. We accept you! :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:

straight up jail style. keester it on up there boy. ha.

it suck if it broke and u had like all this bud up ur ass... it would itch but it would be way up there so ud like have to use a stick or somthing and that would just look gay and it would probably hurt too

disaster waiting to happen imo

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Originally Posted by shoi

it suck if it broke and u had like all this bud up ur ass... it would itch but it would be way up there so ud like have to use a stick or somthing and that would just look gay and it would probably hurt too

disaster waiting to happen imo

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You'd probably get high. LOL!

Anyone see that christmas Robot Chicken where the condoms of cocaine explode inside of the yeti? Priceless.

Man just stick it in a baggie in a shampoo bottle stick it in your pocket and fly! just don't carry metal and stay away from dogs and you'll be cool! No way am I shoving shit up my ass mayb if I was a chick I'd stick it in my pussy but shit!

Aint no condom of weed going near my ass :\
I'd rather risk it.

Seriously though.. if you farted it must taste fucking horrid to smoke??

LOL

heres the real question.... if the bag ripped would you still be willing to smoke your shit covered weed?

okay presumebly the dogs cant smell it this way, but if it was in your pocket and still in condoms coudl the dogs smell it than?

hahah i'm sure i'll stick weed up my ass and poop it out and smoke it... thats messed up.. also the point of sticking a condom up my ass, you must be crazy to even post something so stupid

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Originally Posted by zeldag

okay presumebly the dogs cant smell it this way, but if it was in your pocket and still in condoms coudl the dogs smell it than?

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Yeah I'm pretty sure they still could smell it.

ziplock back of herb between my boxers and jeans...done and done. I'm special and don't get picked out for special screening. LOL! Actually, I'm part of the trial, through my employer, testing the 'preferred traveller' thingy. Basically you go through all these background checks and your name is 'flagged' as being a safe traveller. So security for me is a breeze. And if I don't have herb when I step off the plane...I will by nightfall.

An airtight little case, some vacuum sealed bags and 3 large elastics got me and a little under an ounce home from BC safely. right to my leg, didnt bother me at all.

no need for a shitty idea like that....pun intended

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Originally Posted by shoi

it suck if it broke and u had like all this bud up ur ass... it would itch but it would be way up there so ud like have to use a stick or somthing and that would just look gay and it would probably hurt too

disaster waiting to happen imo

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Blue flame it :D

The many times I've flown domestically I've either put it in a sandwich bag (no zip) or a camera film case and tossed it in my cargo pocker. Never had a problem going to Vegas, Pheonix, St. Louis, Cincinnati, Nebraska, Detroit, Boston, NYC, Jersey, Rhode Island, Tampa, Birmingham, Atlanta, Chicago- anywhere. I sometimes will put the baggie in my briefs or between my boxer waistband. Then I get it out in the bathroom and put it in my carry on or leave it in my pocket. I've gone so far as to pull out the baggie right after security and transfer it from waistband to pocket in the open. No worries mate...keep puffing :thumbsup:

You gotta remember, though, that as soon as you go through security, it's a federal problem. Keep in mind that even though you may not get caught, it's a big problem if you do.

yeah id go with the classic pocket or glove compartment or center console or bascially anything else that doesn't involve jamming ANYTHING up your ass...

i can see it now

, what you smokin

, shit

,from mr nice

, nahhh made it myself

imagine if it isnt trimmed to well and is all branches , ouch

my arse is one way traffic only

There's a word for this you know??

It's called ballooning. I've done it before. When in high school I had just bought an 8th. was in class, when they announced a random drug search. so up the poop shoot it went. I was in chem class so I washed my hands really well and I always kept a little packet of pepper in my wallet for this exact occasion.. I just sprinkled the pepper in my front and rear pockets and the dogs never alerted.

why not just put it in a condom and then wear some underarmor or something underneath your clothes and put the condom of weed under your nutsack? thats what i would do =/

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Originally Posted by WannaSmokePot

Here's how you travel with enough pot for personal use with no problem.

Put your weed into a condom. Squish all the air out of the condom and tie it in a strong knot. Use a scissors to clip the extra condom part off that's dangling from the knot. Use another condom if you want for an extra layer of safety.

Then, squish this up your rectum. I'm serious. Not extremely deep, but safely deep

Take a shower to get rid of the residual smell. Use soap, you filthy smelly pothead.

Spray down with cologne, etc.

Travel and get high.

Foolproof. WSP

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For real whatever happened to pockets and putting Sh*t in your shoe?

Whats all this prison talk about putting condoms full of herb in your @$$?

holy shit.


quite literally in this case.



if u regulkarly put things up ur butt hole, then ur either 1: crazy, 2:homosexual, or 3: just a nasty ass bitch.


dont risk ur weed. either take an alternative approach at concealing, or dont bring it at all, and get some when ur off the DAMN PLANE.
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Putting it in your shoes isn't as safe any more. If you refuse to take off your shoes at an airport, they can flag you for special, more intimate screening. Shoe = bad idea now adays.