MY 1st story and 1st post :) (ITS PRETTY LONG)

hello fellow tokers. its my first post and well...i want to tell you about me and my friends trip to the movies one day(this is the 2nd time we ever got high..about 5 months ago). So it begins at my friends house. We both know that we are going to get high somehow and go to the movies and meet up with these chicks. Its about 7 pm and we just finished eating 3 peices of all meat lovers pizza and these peices are like 2 times the normal size. it was crazy. then we hop in his brothers car and his brother has 2 other firends with him. we go to the local gas station to pick up some weed and brownies from a dealer. We got about an 8th of some chronic and two nice brownies. My friends brother told use to eat the brownies so we scarfed them down like we hadnt eatin in a whole year. After about a 10 minute drive we are near the movie theater and we decide to go these apartments to go smoke. my friend and i both take 2 monster hits of chronic out of our friends pipe and we decide it is time to walk to the movies and meet the girls. we walk into Taxi's which is a burger restaurant and we see the girls so we go and sit with them. they already ordered and one of the girls ordered a fuken double cheese burger..so that grossed us out cause shes a girl and that shouldnt be inside of her. well anways, they suspect we are high for some reason and we kept denying it (we both began feeling a little bit high) me being stupid, i said smell my breath so they smelt my breath and even though i just smoked they didnt smell it..i was like wtf..okay. as time passes me and my friend keep getting a little bit higher and a little bit higher. about 20 minutes at the food place we decided to walk and go buy tickets for a movie. while we are in line the girls go inside where u can walk around a little, while me and my friend are talking about how we are btoh getting higher and higher. before we know it we are in front of the line and i have no money so i made my friend pay for us. all of the tickets for the good movies were sold out..so we decided to act like we wanted to see memoir of aguisha or somethin. to act cool i aske the guy if memoirs of aguisha is a good movie and he talks about it for like 2 minutes saying how its great...by his time i didnt really care what he was saying i just wanted to get the tickets and fucken sit down. we got the tickets and it soon became hard to walk with out losing our balance a little..like being drunk. from the walk from the tcket booth into the movie was pretty much a blur. the movie was about already half way hrough and me and my friend were resting our heads on the girls shoulders tring to sleep. by this time they knew we were stoned as fuck. then i asked the girl if she wanted to go walk around cause i felt kinda paranoid and sick. she says yah and we walk right out of the movie and sit on a bench inside the theater. so me, one of the girls, and my friend are sitting on a bench. me and him are trying to go to sleep then the dumb bitch pushes me off the bench and i fall down and kinda stay there for like 30 seconds. i get up and tell my friend to call his bro and he calls him but he is also fucken blazed so it was of no help. then i called my bro who was mad at me for eating a brownie and smoking so he didnt pick me up. by this time my heart feels like it is beating 900000 beats per second and i get pretty paranoid but not that much. soon my friend complains where his cell phone is while he is sitting down. i point to hs pocket and im like DUDE ITS RIGHT THERE! and hes like NO ITS NOT and im like YES IT IS..i then have to grab his hand and rub it against his pocket so he would feel it and then we both start to crack up. now the girls basically leave us for dead and go outside and sit on another bench. we go out there and i walk kind normaly but my friend who is tripping balls is fuken walking like a new born baby and hes grabbing air as he walks..when i saw this i knew the night was already worth it...so i go talk to the girls a little ask them why they left and they said cause we were high and im like so and then they leave. this time they leave and we dont follow. we didnt fucken care anymore. so here we are outside sitting on a bench tripping balls, seeing fucken frames, and everything is in slow mo, i meet my old friend who looks and acts liek a stoner and it ends up hes never smoked. what a fucken poser/gay fag so i stop talking to him. we see a lot of people we know and tlak to them and they dont believe we are high and they say we are faking it...i hated this cause i think its gay to fake it and i knew we wernt. and the whole time my friend is sayign in his cartman voice " call your mom and have her pick us up"..it was funny the first 20 times but after that it was just hilarious. soon our friends that are girls that go to a different school come up to us and we talk to them and they take us into a restaurant. these girls were like my gaurdian angels they held us by our arms and took us wherever we wanted to go. so we go inside the food place and we meet even mor efriends. he gets me a cup and i feel it up with water and i chug. i have the worst cotton mouth ever and i feel like ive been in the desert for a whole week with out anythign to drink. oh yah byt the way my friend already threw up once outside. one of the girls calls her dad to pick us all out and as i am walking out to go to the car i have a girl holding on to me and i tell her i feel sick. i quickly do a spin move manuever and throw up 5 times. :) it was great after that i felt better. and then i see my friend throw up since he saw me. then we get in the car with the girls and just say it was a crazy party night. so we get hoem at my friend shouse and we walkin inside. i cant believe we made it home. by now we are both taking baby steps, and licking our lips. we get inside and it turns out his brother is havig a party..everyone is drinking and smoking. they see us and start to crack up. hsi aprents were home so we deicided to go to bed right away. he gets in his bed and i lay on the ground. i am stoned as fuck and i feel like i am flying adn that my had is floating( i lvoed this ) but my heart was still beatin a million heart beats per second.then his parents come in the room and someone told them we were stoned so they get my friend out of his bed and ask him some questions. he doesnt say anythign but his parents see that his eyes are all dilated or something so they knew. while i was laying down his dad asked me if we were drinking and i say nope. they thought i was fine. after that i drift off to sleep and in the morning i am still buzzed! shiit i have a small head high and then i go home and the whole day i was a little off. my mom didnt suspect a thing.
and this is just a summary of my story shit it was a long ass night.
those brownies were pretty crazy and i think we threw up because our vision was so messed up we got motion sickness or something. but dont get me wrong i bet we wouldve been fine if we stayed at home, popped in a dvd, and ate food.
thanks for reading and sorry its so long
p.s. its always good to have lots of friend so they can drive you home

YOUare the reason weed is illegal.

"one of the girls ordered a fuken double cheese burger..so that grossed us out cause shes a girl and that shouldnt be inside of her"

-Sexist. I can only imagine some of the shit you've eaten.

"it ends up hes never smoked. what a fucken poser/gay fag so i stop talking to him"

Wow, I hope your friends who don't smoke stop talking to you.

So you basically smoked enough trying to get as fucked up as you possibly could in a public place and then because you were acting so stupid, two girls left and you failed to get a ride several times. You also threw up and your bro got in trouble.

I could have told you all of this BEFORE you went and did it.

You need to grow up a little bit before you smoke anymore, bro.

I mean this in the least offensive way possible.

no one got in trouble...

and the guy i said i stop talking to was my friend and i jus tthought of that about him for a night cause he acts high on purpose and calls himself a stoner. which i think is kinda stupid...

and the two girls who left us arent as hot as the other ones. and my friend who asked for a ride was high off his ass and kept asking one person for a ride so he basically only asked 2 people for a ride...

just clearin some stuff up

Penguin when I read what you typed I actually busted out laughing out loud lol.. anyways Star I probably felt the same way you felt when you got high for your second time if I wasnt so paranoid lol. Now I'm soo used to being high all that stuff that happens when your high doesnt surprise me anymore but it's nice to experience..when it first surprised me it was a fear surprise lol. Glad you had a good time for your second session :thumbsup:.

i thought it was cool fuck those bitches ey!

weak

I think it goes without saying that I hate this poster.
1. the rape of English grammar
2. the irresponsibility of the situation
3. disclosing that he did vomit, but never mentions mouthwash or toothpaste in the post

Furthermore, I'm willing to be you're a blemish on society and would probably deserve castration.
Kthxbye!

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Originally Posted by JaiPeur

I think it goes without saying that I hate this poster.
1. the rape of English grammar
2. the irresponsibility of the situation
3. disclosing that he did vomit, but never mentions mouthwash or toothpaste in the post

Furthermore, I'm willing to be you're a blemish on society and would probably deserve castration.
Kthxbye!

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My Observation put into words, thank you :D

seems like everyone's pretty much in agreement on this then...

Oh yeah, welcome to the boards by the way.

:thumbsup:

you have a lot to learn youngin.... lol

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Originally Posted by JaiPeur

I think it goes without saying that I hate this poster.
1. the rape of English grammar
2. the irresponsibility of the situation
3. disclosing that he did vomit, but never mentions mouthwash or toothpaste in the post

Furthermore, I'm willing to bet you're a blemish on society and would probably deserve castration.
Kthxbye!

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hahaha good stuff. Man that was a thorough story. It sure is a good thing those girls weren't that hot.. otherwise you would've looked foolish! :rolleyes: A word to the wise... When you're posting for the first time, don't make it seem like you're an irresonsible and immature pre-teen. People don't respond well to it.

my brothers friend said it was going to be a little buzz and thats it...so its not like i meant to be that stoned

Two words:

FUCKING PARAGRAPHS

That made my fucking eyes bleed. You gotta remember half the people on here are stoned!

Oh and yeah I dont mean to sound bitchy but don't think it makes you cool cos you blaze and other people sad cos they don't its not about that. Otherwise sounds like a mad night. Pity about the girls... Dunno bout you but I'm a horny fucker once I've been blazing...

the star that sounds to me like a cool trip depite the barphing... and guy it wasnt that irresponsible. no1 got busted or in trouble so what went bad?? all u guys are fuking mean sometimes. geese everyone on this thread had pms when they posted.

haha that's amazing...favorite part of the story,

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i meet my old friend who looks and acts liek a stoner and it ends up hes never smoked. what a fucken poser/gay fag so i stop talking to him.

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hahahah I loved that part

Yeah, I love bigotry.

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Originally Posted by IlikeBongs

geese everyone on this thread had pms when they posted.

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lololol funny ass shit right here!:D

co-sign

Looks like you couldn't handle it and embaressed yourself.

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and the whole time my friend is sayign in his cartman voice " call your mom and have her pick us up"..it was funny the first 20 times but after that it was just hilarious.

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Dude, that had me cracking balls, and im sober

maybe next time you should eat some crack

Sounds like you had a good time and thats what counts! who cares what others think, live and let live!:thumbsup:

Threw up on weed? PUSSY
No Paragraphs? Dropped out in the fifth grade?
Grammar? I won't even start.

I don't like you kid.

This was his second time... haha. Imagine your third...
It was only two brownies... How much did they cost?? I always thought people made weak brownies and you had to eat like 10 to make it as far as you did.
that whole double cheeseburger thing was kinda screwed up, you had fuckin meatlovers pizza and took these non-stoned girls out while on brownies, they had every right to ditch you...
Good luck. :)

sounds like a chav to me.
did I use that right? :)

You silly American.

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Originally Posted by JaiPeur

I think it goes without saying that I hate this poster.
1. the rape of English grammar
2. the irresponsibility of the situation
3. disclosing that he did vomit, but never mentions mouthwash or toothpaste in the post

Furthermore, I'm willing to be you're a blemish on society and would probably deserve castration.
Kthxbye!

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I couldn't have said it any better myself.

Maybe instead of picking on the kid and calling him names some of us could try helping him. obviously hes a noob and could use the help. we were all young and naive! now we all seem to be old naive jerks! way to ruin someones self-esteem and first thread!:twocents:

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Originally Posted by Polymirize

seems like everyone's pretty much in agreement on this then...

Oh yeah, welcome to the boards by the way.

:thumbsup:

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5 days later and I'm in agreement too. yuck.

Acting that way in public makes "stoners" look bad.:mad:

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Originally Posted by thestar

hello fellow tokers. its my first post and well...i want to tell you about me and my friends trip to the movies one day(this is the 2nd time we ever got high..about 5 months ago). So it begins at my friends house. We both know that we are going to get high somehow and go to the movies and meet up with these chicks. Its about 7 pm and we just finished eating 3 peices of all meat lovers pizza and these peices are like 2 times the normal size. it was crazy. then we hop in his brothers car and his brother has 2 other firends with him. we go to the local gas station to pick up some weed and brownies from a dealer. We got about an 8th of some chronic and two nice brownies. My friends brother told use to eat the brownies so we scarfed them down like we hadnt eatin in a whole year. After about a 10 minute drive we are near the movie theater and we decide to go these apartments to go smoke. my friend and i both take 2 monster hits of chronic out of our friends pipe and we decide it is time to walk to the movies and meet the girls. we walk into Taxi's which is a burger restaurant and we see the girls so we go and sit with them. they already ordered and one of the girls ordered a fuken double cheese burger..so that grossed us out cause shes a girl and that shouldnt be inside of her. well anways, they suspect we are high for some reason and we kept denying it (we both began feeling a little bit high) me being stupid, i said smell my breath so they smelt my breath and even though i just smoked they didnt smell it..i was like wtf..okay. as time passes me and my friend keep getting a little bit higher and a little bit higher. about 20 minutes at the food place we decided to walk and go buy tickets for a movie. while we are in line the girls go inside where u can walk around a little, while me and my friend are talking about how we are btoh getting higher and higher. before we know it we are in front of the line and i have no money so i made my friend pay for us. all of the tickets for the good movies were sold out..so we decided to act like we wanted to see memoir of aguisha or somethin. to act cool i aske the guy if memoirs of aguisha is a good movie and he talks about it for like 2 minutes saying how its great...by his time i didnt really care what he was saying i just wanted to get the tickets and fucken sit down. we got the tickets and it soon became hard to walk with out losing our balance a little..like being drunk. from the walk from the tcket booth into the movie was pretty much a blur. the movie was about already half way hrough and me and my friend were resting our heads on the girls shoulders tring to sleep. by this time they knew we were stoned as fuck. then i asked the girl if she wanted to go walk around cause i felt kinda paranoid and sick. she says yah and we walk right out of the movie and sit on a bench inside the theater. so me, one of the girls, and my friend are sitting on a bench. me and him are trying to go to sleep then the dumb bitch pushes me off the bench and i fall down and kinda stay there for like 30 seconds. i get up and tell my friend to call his bro and he calls him but he is also fucken blazed so it was of no help. then i called my bro who was mad at me for eating a brownie and smoking so he didnt pick me up. by this time my heart feels like it is beating 900000 beats per second and i get pretty paranoid but not that much. soon my friend complains where his cell phone is while he is sitting down. i point to hs pocket and im like DUDE ITS RIGHT THERE! and hes like NO ITS NOT and im like YES IT IS..i then have to grab his hand and rub it against his pocket so he would feel it and then we both start to crack up. now the girls basically leave us for dead and go outside and sit on another bench. we go out there and i walk kind normaly but my friend who is tripping balls is fuken walking like a new born baby and hes grabbing air as he walks..when i saw this i knew the night was already worth it...so i go talk to the girls a little ask them why they left and they said cause we were high and im like so and then they leave. this time they leave and we dont follow. we didnt fucken care anymore. so here we are outside sitting on a bench tripping balls, seeing fucken frames, and everything is in slow mo, i meet my old friend who looks and acts liek a stoner and it ends up hes never smoked. what a fucken poser/gay fag so i stop talking to him. we see a lot of people we know and tlak to them and they dont believe we are high and they say we are faking it...i hated this cause i think its gay to fake it and i knew we wernt. and the whole time my friend is sayign in his cartman voice " call your mom and have her pick us up"..it was funny the first 20 times but after that it was just hilarious. soon our friends that are girls that go to a different school come up to us and we talk to them and they take us into a restaurant. these girls were like my gaurdian angels they held us by our arms and took us wherever we wanted to go. so we go inside the food place and we meet even mor efriends. he gets me a cup and i feel it up with water and i chug. i have the worst cotton mouth ever and i feel like ive been in the desert for a whole week with out anythign to drink. oh yah byt the way my friend already threw up once outside. one of the girls calls her dad to pick us all out and as i am walking out to go to the car i have a girl holding on to me and i tell her i feel sick. i quickly do a spin move manuever and throw up 5 times. :) it was great after that i felt better. and then i see my friend throw up since he saw me. then we get in the car with the girls and just say it was a crazy party night. so we get hoem at my friend shouse and we walkin inside. i cant believe we made it home. by now we are both taking baby steps, and licking our lips. we get inside and it turns out his brother is havig a party..everyone is drinking and smoking. they see us and start to crack up. hsi aprents were home so we deicided to go to bed right away. he gets in his bed and i lay on the ground. i am stoned as fuck and i feel like i am flying adn that my had is floating( i lvoed this ) but my heart was still beatin a million heart beats per second.then his parents come in the room and someone told them we were stoned so they get my friend out of his bed and ask him some questions. he doesnt say anythign but his parents see that his eyes are all dilated or something so they knew. while i was laying down his dad asked me if we were drinking and i say nope. they thought i was fine. after that i drift off to sleep and in the morning i am still buzzed! shiit i have a small head high and then i go home and the whole day i was a little off. my mom didnt suspect a thing.
and this is just a summary of my story shit it was a long ass night.
those brownies were pretty crazy and i think we threw up because our vision was so messed up we got motion sickness or something. but dont get me wrong i bet we wouldve been fine if we stayed at home, popped in a dvd, and ate food.
thanks for reading and sorry its so long
p.s. its always good to have lots of friend so they can drive you home

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Man kid, you can type, but this story definetly is pointless, and immature to say the least. Why dont you put this energy towards school? Shit, I put this in MLA format, double spaced (the way you write college/HS papers) and it was 4 pages!! Most of my papers in college were only 1-3. LOL, you beat that by just posting some dumbass grammar, being a dumbass , when you coulda focused on writing your research paper thats due ! :thumbsup: