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my worst thing was i had to drink
melted snow that came from a burned out coffee
can.it tasted like hot dirty bong water
i had to drink a grip of this shit cuz i was suffering
from dehydration in utah[capitol reef park]
shit was fucking horrible i can still remember the taste yuck
Welcome to Utah, Friendowl.
One time on a Fourth of July celebration a long time ago, me and my friends were dicking around with tanks (the little cardboard tanks that shoot forward 10 feet and then blast sparks out the front). Well, my friends thought it'd be funny to aim it at my Dr. Pepper that was sitting on the ground. I didn't care, I thought it'd just be something interesting to do. So, we aimed it, lit it, it shot forward and blasted sparks point blank at my can of Dr. Pepper. About 10 minutes later, all the running around and throwing flaming objects at each other took its toll on my throat and I went to take a sip of my Dr. Pepper. What I got was a mouthfull of what tasted like...metal...ash...fire...and prunes. Fucking gross, I was throwing up for 20 minutes. I looked at the can after I was done being sick and saw that the sparks had melted the thing nearly in half!
Nasty fucking shit, I'm telling you.
the nastiest would hafta be the time i ate sum micro wave curry that still had ice in it it was like at the back of the freezer for a long time... i also ate a concoction of mustard vineger cider and salt one time .. yep...retarded
peace
two things come to mind...
My Mom"god love her and rest in peace" used to make two things I hated... Tuna Croquettes and Chicken ala king...
I was working on a firework site in mid July, there was nothing to drink an I was thirsty as fuk... I found a bottle of water in one of the trucks and drank some only to spit it out,,, Someone pissed in the bottle:::Gross as Gross gets...
I dunno...food wise, I can't stand the taste of chicken livers...they taste chalky.
Drink wise...I have a bad habit of chewing tobacco. Occasionally, I'll have a bottle of snapple and a empty bottle sitting on my desk. So here I'll be looking at a spreadsheet and I'll go to drink from the spit bottle. It's not quite...tasty...
Ha,,, Ever since I made my Heiny Bong I have swigged bong water on a couple occasions...Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Calhoun
Grab up a jug of expired milk........yum, yum!
honestly, bong water isnt THAT bad...i mean with like GBs and stuff, i hit that shit till the water touches my lips then i know i got it all. i havent DRANK it, but ive definitly had it fill up my mouth a few times. it sucks but its not the WORST taste ever...tastes like resiny water haha
unfortunately, i have bad luck with ingesting disgusting things...
1. before my grandma knew i was smoking cigs, i used to smoke in my room, and ash in a soda can, and yea you can guess the rest... i picked up the wrong can, when i started using this can it was half full of soda, by the time i was done, i got about half a mouth full of liquid, the rest was soaked up in ash and cigarette butts...
2. expired milk, like all the time, i'm really bad on checking the dates, there was this one time tho that comes to mind very clearly, i was sick-ish, and i made me a bowl of cereal, i thought it tasted kinda funny, but i wrote it off as the sickness messing with my taste, well later on i actually started puking, when i went to check the milk, it was outdated, and i don't mean by a day or two, i still to this day dont' know how the milk wasn't lumpy, usually rotten milk is lumpy or has some 'solid' feel to it, this was pure liquid
3. took a drink of my soda in the middle of the night, only to get a roach in my mouth...
4. working under the car, some shit fell in my mouth, i still don't know what it was, but i garuntee you will find nothing that tasted worse then that... it was like maybe the ammount of a few granules of pepper, but the taste was so strong i swear my mouth was filled to the brim with that shit... it was probably a mixture of oil, burnt belt, road grime, and who knows what else....
i've accidently stuck alot more nasty shit in my mouth, or some how wound up with disgusting shit in my mouth, but these are all i can remember at the time
im sure that most of the smokers in here have done that a time or two, hahaQuote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
luckily (i suppose), i have a slight case of OCD...and its that anytime i EVER injest something i bought, i look at the experiation date...even if i bought it 5 minutes ago, or have already checked that same day...it pissed me off sometimes, cause i can never find the date on bread
the only time this ever changes is when im drunk...which brings me back to my worst tasting thing ever....there was this frozen pizza in my friends freezer...it was way in the back, and uncovered...so we throw it into the oven, for about 3 5 minutes, and start eating it...sooo undercooked, soooooo freezerburnt...
and also, my mom decided to make me a pot of coffee before i went to work...and she usually makes espresso, so shes not used to working the coffee maker...and she didnt use one of the coffee filter devices...yucky
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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
oooooh, i have stuff like that happen to me alot too, it sucks donkey balls when something just flys into your mouth and all of a sudden your mouth is filled with a nasty ass taste that leaves you cringing; ive gotten everything from incredably spicey flys (or something) that burned the fuck out of my mouth, salty chunks of stuff falling from the sky right into my mouth, bird poop enough said. i have bad luck, and i really try to stay away from people with bad lisps and people who spit alot when they talk.......... :sadcrying
lol when they do make spit fly on your lips, do you wipe it off, or lick it off? lol, i know people that will lick it off just to avoid the 'akwardness' ... fuck that shit, unless i've made out with you before, you better not get offended if i wipe your spit off my mouth..Quote:
and i really try to stay away from people with bad lisps and people who spit alot when they talk..........
Well, I don't remember as I was a year old or younger, but I was with my family and we were looking at this apartment and I went into the bathroom and in the sink I guess was something and I picked up and put it in my mouth, being a baby. Anyway, my face instantly made the "OMG WHATS IN MY MOUTH!" face and it was crunchy they said, anyway, it was a petrified piece of dog shit. ALRIGHT! SCORE ONE MALIK!
I ATE CRAP! I beat ya'll! So, if anyone ever tells me to eat shit and die, I say, "I'm halfway there, Chief!"
wait i'm confused... are you proud of the fact you ate shit? lol
Not like I care, lol. I don't even remember it, so its not a big whoop. I was just messin around, but...if we're gonna get technical....
HECK YEAH, I'M PROUD!
I kid, I kid. lol
Whoever was sayin bong water isnt the most digusting theny ou should let your bong dirty up for awhile and then see what you have to say.
I swear i can still taste that shit, wasnt bong water anymore, it was sludge
Im gunshy now so i clean it every week
What does gunshy mean? And btw, way back when before I knew pot wasn't water soluable me and a couple friends made a bong and shit and we smoked about a quarter of it, and then me and the dude were like, "Hey...let's drink it! It'll fuck us up!" so we split it in half and then we drank it, not all at once, GOD not all at once. The taste was like...well, it doesn't EXIST, but it tasted like a rotted tire mixed with dirt. I drank it because I thought it would fuck me up, but....I ended up just puking about 20 minutes after it was done.
Puking it up is even worse, because not only did I have to see my stomach acid and smell my stomach acid, I had to smell bong water mixed with puke. It was AMAZING guys, I loved it. Effing wonderful to still have in my nose after, like....18 months.
But, I can't say its the nastiest thing I've ever eaten or tasted or whatever, because I mean...it ain't shit. Literally. lol
Chew Spit, hands down. It not only is the worste taste ever but it burns all te way down.
One time after breakfast I sat my paper cup of iced tea down and went to put my plate in the sink, i do that and come back and grab my tea and take a sip. My face just kinda goes WTF and I spit it all back out, turns out I took a big swig of bacon grease. mmm mmm good.
alright absolute worst thing, i opened up a chocolate milk, instantly i smelled the worst smell i had ever smelt in my life, figured i would take my mind off it with a bug gulp of cool tasty chocolate milk, it was then i tasted the worst thing ive ever tasted in my life....it was something like 4 months old....i was ralfing in the bathroom for atleast 20 minutes...it was the most sourest, bitter, foul, makes your eyes water its so bad, taste in the world.
the first time i did cocaine i thought it was the worst taste in the world, i've since gotten used to it
Rocky mountain oysters, AKA bull balls, battered and fried.
I was a guest at some hicks house and he dared me.
Dont ask. I didnt swallow.
Vodka, not a big fan of Vodka, i can drink it but my god it tastes like shit.
2 times that I can remember
When I was 10 years old and we got home after dark and I was chewing grape bubble yum. I got in the house and it fell out of my mouth onto the carpet and I reached down and grabbed it and threw it in my mouth and started chomping and then I realized it wasn't my gum I picked up, it was a piece of dog shit. ewww, FUCK!
I think it has already been said, but once while in a bar, I picked up my beer and took a big swill and swallowed it. It felt warm and thick, unlike beer and I realized it was tobacco spit. I feel like fucking puking just thinking about it.
I feel sorta like that just reading about it. Ick!
The worst thing I ever tasted was some "vigor" tea that was mixed up and steeped for me by a tiny little Chinese man in a Chinese apothecary in San Francisco. I'm not sure I can fully describe the taste, and I no longer remember even some of the names of the herbs/roots/plants that went into it. But it was like the taste of bitter brown earth and pesticide mixed with decaying flesh. Truly putrid. It made me want to be vigorously sick.
bong water
one of my friends actually drinks the bong water from his make shift bubbler because he thinks it increases your high
i think it just tastes so bad it fucks with your head
Drunken Shrimp
I had this when I was living in Shanghai. They get these little tiny freshwater shrimp, take them out of the water, and put in rice wine for a while. Then they bring them to the table. You pick em up and pop them in your mouth; head shell and all. They're still alive but drunk off their asses so I guess they don't know what hit them. Actually they don't taste all that bad just the thought is nasty.
lol, if he carries on he'll be dead soon.Quote:
Originally Posted by Genuine17
All the carciogenic shite thats filted will be abosrbing into his blood, and it wont get him higher, the THC doesnt break down in water...
Oh well, his death
I'll tell you the worst thing i ever saw.......Quote:
Originally Posted by friendowl
I was 8 years old laying on the floor watching TV when my 86 year old grandma walked over the top of me with a short gown and no underware.
That haunted me for years. I looked up and fuckin wigged out. damn granny.
dai*ma:stoned: