2,000 DOLLARS WORTH OF WEED!!!!!

Friday my friend's rich ass parents are going out of town for two weeks and they're giving him 2,500 dollars to spend for this duration of time, so naturally he myself and two other kids decided that we're going to get an ounce of the best bud we can find and bake a scrumptious cake. Then later in the week we're going to roll a half ounce blunt, for just the four of us. We're setting aside 500 for alcohol but the rest is for weed!:stoned:

Can anybody give us some other good ideas on how to use 2,000 dollars worth of weed? Try and be creative because we're pretty much willing to try anything.

ummm... send it to me?? OK, well another good way try to make the BIGGEST TALLEST bong you can, see if you can clear it. My friend made one that went all the way to his roof, that shit was wild.

proof or picture.

c'mon i dun believe it.

Buy a fucking Volcano Vaporizer for 500

wow
you guys are pretty much the luckiest kids i know

wait ur gonna spend 2 grand on an ounce n a half?!?!?!!??!?! are you retarded!

Baking a cake is pretty stupid, baking anything with pot is stupid in my own opinion. I'd buy 2 pounds worth of top of the line bud, my dream bong, make a trip to home depot and make the fattest, biggest bong I've ever seen. Then smoke nonstop

2 words, dude: BLUNT WRAPS!!!

wow. In a world where people still go hungry, some rich kid is getting money from his parents and blowing $2000 on weed?

Sounds about par for the course come to think of it.

The "consciousness-expansion" theory has just been completely shot to hell...

My fellow stoners, I have the ultiment plan for you. Ok first off get 2000 dollers worth of weed, if you can. I dont have those kind of connections but I guess you do. Get that much, and then spend the 500 left on munchies. Go to every fast food place you can think of, go to the grocery store and buy cake!!! Any food you could possibely think of, buy it. Then Smoke as much as you can, ever single day for as long as you have or as long as the weed lasts you. You will be high for a week straight, with 500 dollers world of munchies at your hands, enjoy. Atleast thats what I would do if I were you rich fuckers.

dude u need a HIDING SPOT!! 2 pounds is gonna reek like a mother fucker.

you could make a bong out of money, buy hookers than pay them to drink drain-o, invest the 2,000 in a CD recording, or you could pay for the damages you are inevitably going to make while that high and that drunk

roll titans till its gone

OK maybe your missing the point of having alot of weed.... probably someone will give you a deal for buying a lot of weed then it just a matter of weighing it and bagging it... unless you don't want to get caught at all... but still $200 is alot of weed.... around here they would flip for that much pot
buy food, a small amount to smoke and keep quiet damn it

Be carefull, maybe this is a setup from your parents. maybe they'll show up a week early, and demand where and how much money you have left, to check on you.




Be wary my friends

Do his parents do this often?

Anyways i would buy a bunch of smoking devices. And the weed like you said. And then spend a lot on cool gadgets from the sharper image or a store like that. Yah thatd be cool though.

You could also buy something else. Like a used car or something maybe. Or maybe try to get some other drugs besides weed. Or wait!!

Buy the 2 pounds of weed. Buy a scale. Divide up the weed and start selling it. And i dont mean by the ounce or qp. I mean you should take the time and divide it all into 8ths. Then you could make a shitload of money. Think of all the money you'd make. Then you could buy even more weed. And do the same thing till youre all filthy rich. Now i know why drug dealing is so appealing.

Or buy like some big thing worth $2500.

high

dawg, buy half a p to 3/4 of some fire, slang it, double or close to your profits, and do it again, pretty much the only bright and most economincal idea. find a half a p for 2, sell eigths at 50 or zips at 350, damn, done and done

Buy like an ounce and maybe a pipe, and use the rest on what his parents told him to use it for.

no buy a setup to grow weed yourself, you'll get your investments out of it and make a little profit also.

i'm going to be sitting over here, laughing my ass off when yal's asses are sitting in jail before yal even got through an oz of the weed... you should atleast be smart about it, quantity isn't always the best idea.. buy an oz at a ti me til his parents come back, see how much money you got left over and buy something useful with it, instead of just drugs.... oh yea, don't forget that by the 2nd or 3rd day of y als little plan going right, your probably going to have tollernaces so high, that you might as well be breathing oxygen, then smoking weed.

OK, don't go buying an ounce and a half with it, that's way overpriced. Here in Cinci, a QP of high-end hydro is about $350, if prices are similar for you you should buy a half-pount of good hydro.

And don't bake it all into a fucking cake. Just use it to stay high as much as you want over that 2 week period. Make brownies (Using cannabutter, see the recipes section of this site), make green dragon, roll a LOT of blunts, buy a bong if you don't have one, use said bong, buy weed equipment (Rollers, grinders, the like), etc.

And if you're into any other drugs, use some of the cash to get those. Alcohol, if you are into tobacco get some really nice cigars, shrooms, acid, anything...

One time in that 2 weeks, get stoned and go to your favorite restaurant. Buy whatever, just go crazy.

And, near the end of the 2 week period, throw a HUGE party. Alcohol, weed, everything, let anyone come who you know well enough so the party is good, but won't get out of control from random assholes who get the cops called on you.

I could go on for hours about what I'd do in your situation... have a great time, man. :D Those are my ideas.:smokin:

If I had 2500$ For 2 weeks. I would spend 1000$ on weed and you're set for the 2 weeks aslong as your not an idiot, you can smoke minimum an OZ a day. Seocondly I would purchase a FUCK load of blunt wraps, and a 7 foot bong haha. With the rest I wold buy a truck full of some killer alcohol w/ absinth:D

that is fucking retarded who spends 2 grand on pot? Get an ounce or 2 of the best shit you can find thaytll be no more then 600 then get a couple bottles of good alcohol and maybe a keg or 2 and save yourself 1500 or spend it on something other then an absurd amount of pot

o yea buy a sweet bong and a bubbler or 2 im talkin like a 450 dollar roor with eveyr possible perk

can anybody else say, fallv? fear and loathing, build yourself a briefcase man! the scale thing is a must, it would be dumb if you didnt sell any of the herb you get. also, book your mom a massage at a local spa the day after they get back and surprise her with that, and buy your pops a fishing pole or sumthing. have your fun with the herb and such, but remember where that money came from, YOUR FOLKS! treat them good, and they'll do the same.

and for more advice as to what to do with the herb, make green dragon instead of baking. i would make some some hash too.

Wtf, your friend is rich like that and he's buying weed? If I had money out of the blue like that I'd buy me a light and plenty of equipment to make a proper grow-op and grow my OWN shit from seeds that grow bud that I desire!

You guys are gonna get bored out of your fucking minds after the first four days, just buy an O and save the rest for next time you're dry. Why spend two weeks inside smoking weed when you could go out and get laid lol?

theres no way id drop 2 grand on bud.

realistically for you and four friends you need a couple ounces tops for two weeks. Save some of that money, I know it sounds like a good idea but your going to regret spending 2 grand on weed when you cant breath anymore from smoking and you just plain burnt out. have fun, but spend it on something usefull....

like strippers
beer
and maybe throw a party.

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Originally Posted by sirsmokesalot

theres no way id drop 2 grand on bud.

realistically for you and four friends you need a couple ounces tops for two weeks. Save some of that money, I know it sounds like a good idea but your going to regret spending 2 grand on weed when you cant breath anymore from smoking and you just plain burnt out. have fun, but spend it on something usefull....

like strippers
beer
and maybe throw a party.

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i can foresee a few teen kids getting alot of strippers... :stoned: ;)

I sure as fuck would. Strippers are A++++

that sounds like one hell of a party going on shit

lots of weed, lots of acid, lots of e. buy a vaporizer too.

oh and listen to Wakenvap. Surprise them with something theyd like when they get back. Especially if u fuck something up....which will happen probably

i dont know this kid but i have already decided he is a cunt

Man $2,000, if I had that kinda ca$h to be blowing away in 2 weeks, I would go all "Fear And Loathing", and buy as much and as many diff. kinds of drugs I could, Im talking coke, opium, katamine, mescalin, acid, mushies, E for sure and even maybe some meth, and PCP but thats a maybe. Like fuck pot man you got a week and 2 grand get the exotic shit.

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

i'm going to be sitting over here, laughing my ass off when yal's asses are sitting in jail before yal even got through an oz of the weed... you should atleast be smart about it, quantity isn't always the best idea.. buy an oz at a ti me til his parents come back, see how much money you got left over and buy something useful with it, instead of just drugs.... oh yea, don't forget that by the 2nd or 3rd day of y als little plan going right, your probably going to have tollernaces so high, that you might as well be breathing oxygen, then smoking weed.

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i think this is kind of a lame post. how is quanity not the best idea? if he has 2500 and there intentions are for bud, fuck, take the price break, even slang a little and make even, whichever.

i dont know what state your in, but some states a oz is just the same as a qp, so prety much, the most economical and brightest is to buy quantity.:dance:

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Originally Posted by sirsmokesalot

theres no way id drop 2 grand on bud.

realistically for you and four friends you need a couple ounces tops for two weeks. Save some of that money, I know it sounds like a good idea but your going to regret spending 2 grand on weed when you cant breath anymore from smoking and you just plain burnt out. have fun, but spend it on something usefull....

like strippers
beer
and maybe throw a party.

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damn, i think the total opposite as you. if me or my buddies were dropped 2 gs from parents for food and living for when there gone, its 75% be gone to weed right away. fuck were stoners, and we smoke, fuck gettin 2 zips for 2 weeks, that is not enough. but ya strippers, beer, blow, fuck part it up

buy 2 ozs

make 1 oz into hash

roll 1/2 oz into blunts

save the rest for bong tokes


Im gonna laugh if you come back here and we find out you get robbed....

i wouldnt make a zip into hash, hash is very cheap in quantity, way better to buy some hash and some dope rather just some dope and turn half into hashish

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Originally Posted by epicus

Friday my friend's rich ass parents are going out of town for two weeks and they're giving him 2,500 dollars to spend for this duration of time, so naturally he myself and two other kids decided that we're going to get an ounce of the best bud we can find and bake a scrumptious cake. Then later in the week we're going to roll a half ounce blunt, for just the four of us. We're setting aside 500 for alcohol but the rest is for weed!:stoned:

Can anybody give us some other good ideas on how to use 2,000 dollars worth of weed? Try and be creative because we're pretty much willing to try anything.

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i dare you to make a 28gram blunt with blunt rips make it nice and fat and round and coned and smoke it between both of you, bet you cant do it.

ya 2 people is a little extreme, but ive been in a 28gram blunt session, actually it was 2 super blunts from the local head shop a recent crop of superskunk, but that was 6 of us, but 1 left the session middle through...

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Originally Posted by Polymirize

wow. In a world where people still go hungry, some rich kid is getting money from his parents and blowing $2000 on weed?

Sounds about par for the course come to think of it.

The "consciousness-expansion" theory has just been completely shot to hell...

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I have to correct this misconception whenever I see it. Money does not magically turn into whatever you buy with it. It's a system of exchange. "Wasting money" does not make any of the food on the planet disappear. Actually, it probably helps progressive causes overall by redistributing wealth from this rich family to whoever they get the ganja from. Unless you're suggesting he should donate the money instead, which would be a nice thing to do but hardly, in my opinion (and I'm a Socialist, for crying out loud), his obligation, I don't see your point.


Anyway - don't spend it all on pot, dude! Your friend should buy whatever sort of awesome piece he wants - a good vape, a custom Roor, whatever. Drop a couple hundo on some good bud and smoke whenever you want for the 2 week duration. Stash the rest away for something else; unless he regularly gets huge wads of cash to blow through (and if that were the case, I would imagine he'd already have ideas as to how to go about spending it), there's no sense wasting it all in such a short time. Spend a couple hundo, have a great 2 weeks, and have plenty left over for rainy days down the road.

/I'm so jealous right now
//Spoiled kids

I dunno why Im thinking about it...but what parents give their kids 2500$ for TWO weeks..Im lucky if my parents go grocery shopping before they leave. Hell im lucky IF they leave.