Stoner pizza call.

"Pizza hut, is this a delivery?"
"Delivery...?"
"Do you want us to bring you pizza or are you going to come get it?"
"Oh, shit, bring it up to me!"
"Okay, what's your phone number?"
*looks on back of phone* "I don't see it."
"...what?"
"I don't see my phone's number on it!"
"...no, what number should I dial if I want to call you?"
"Oh...882 4585"
"Okay, now, what do you want?"
"PIZZA!!!"
"No,sir, what kind of pizza?"
"Oh, shit! Umm...gimme some Stoner's"
"What size?"
"Stoner size."
"Okay, then. That'll be 15 dollars"
"Sounds good to me...Wait, I can't fit the money through the phone!"
"No, sir, just give it to the guy that brings you your pizza."
"Oh...OH!!! Okay. Later"
"Have a nice night *click*"

that was long as hell man

hahahaha thats funny as hell

hahahahaha
PIZZA!!

no manwen ur really high, u just call it zaa man

holy shit...please tell me you didn't actually say that shit! lol im laughin my ass off as it is!!!

Ha Ha athe weekend before last I tries to order a chineese takeaway from two takeaways and they both put the phone down on me because I was too stoned. Had to get my friend to do it in the end.

LOL

What kind of pizza did they bring?

gay

when im stoned and i order pizzas it takes probably 10 seconds, then again some people are idiots, typical stoner stereotype.

I would say that somethin you might here from someone whos been huffing gas out of a bread bag

ive ordered pizza stoned a m,illion times, usually alot of laughing and mix ups, but one time i remember a little anyway, is 4 of us got a half o of some northern lights and i tried ordering a pizza, but i donno we were at my buddies basement which has a seperate entrance at the back and its a little tiny door and when i tried to tell them that, i had to hang up thats really all i rememeber.

i did drive and go get a pizza but dont really remember that :dance:

hahahahha thats so me
except not as severely stupid

haaaaaa
now i mcraving peetza

Lame.

That was hilarious.

Funny Stuff. Sometimes when I go through the drive-through at burger king or somethign when I'm high I have trouble figuring everything out. The lady kept asking me "is that all" everytime I said something. It was freaking me out.

there is this one amazing pizza place near me called "Starvin' Marvin's"

every single time they answer the phone they say "Starvin marvin's, watcha hungry for?" and every time i call high i crack up laughing when they say that line. something about the way tehy say it just gets me every time

thats a good story lol
:)

Calling for Chinese food is probably the hardest thing to do in the world.
If you can bypass their funny fast accents then you deserve a fuckin' cookie.
My friends and I finally made it a rule to call for food BEFORE getting high.

By the way I have a question..
Do they care if you're high?
We get so paranoid because we think they might call cops on us or something if they're suspicious....

Stoners are good for business! Who else buys 10 egg rolls and a 5 gallon bucket of barbecue pork?

I personally hop in a car, and I'm off to whiteys when I'm baked...some mozzarella cheese sticks mmmm

It's a joke, you guys. I was bored, so I made a joke with an exaggerated stoner calling for pizza, it's not a true story and it's just there so you can :D to it. Don't read so far in to it about it being the reason people hate stoners because it's just a joke. Joke's aren't funny unless they have one thing blown out of proportion, guess what was blown out on that one?

Jeez...

Well this is a true story... me and my friends were hanging out at my friends house smoking out of our steamroller. Needless to say by the time we decided to order a pizza we were stoned out of our skulls, but we ordered the pizza fine. We even made 4:20p.m. while waiting. Then the guy pulls up, it's like 11.26 or somthing and my friend hands him a 20 and he gives us two fives (he has an accent so we can't understand wat he's saying) and says somthing like "... 2 dollars" my friend says "keep the change" and we walk back into the house, 5 minutes later we realized what had happend and laughed for a long time enjoying some quality pizza and breadsticks.

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Originally Posted by P.E.N.G.U.I.N.

It's a joke, you guys. I was bored, so I made a joke with an exaggerated stoner calling for pizza, it's not a true story and it's just there so you can :D to it. Don't read so far in to it about it being the reason people hate stoners because it's just a joke. Joke's aren't funny unless they have one thing blown out of proportion, guess what was blown out on that one?

Jeez...

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Amen, brother.

I'll go to get food every once in a while when I'm stoned... I just have to make sure not to talk to fast, and I always take a long time choosing from the menu <.< Everything else goes smoothly. Me and my friends were fucking with the McDonald's Drive-Thru person the other night, she handed us our food and said "Here you go", and I responded with "The eagle has landed" and just drove off, completely straightfaced. It took a lot of restraint to keep from breaking out laughing until we were out of view :smokin: