I really need to talk to someone continually all day long because I have a problem

...stressing one out of every six syllables.

But, I wouldn't know what to say.

;)

Try to explain it in a single paragraph. I'm sure there are folks like me who'd like to hear what it is--if we can understand it, that is. That's why simpler and shorter is better. The aging brain, you know . . . No, you don't. Humor me, tho.

Let's go mine. What do you wanna talk about? Snoopy?
Space? What? Hey birdgirl.

what the fuck is going on

type away

I could be wrong, but I think he might be kidding?

If I'm wrong, na'ffense, but I no get what ya sayin.

I cannot recall one post i've read from beach guys in thongs that was serious...

I'm angry that I have so many thoughts that I want to share, with this girl, here, and I have to hold them back for one reason or another.

Then I realized, when she cut me off, that I talk backwards. It has to be that.

Personally, I'm ripped and I think its hilarious. Sorry...

me too

So it's someone here?

No regrets. That's my motto. That and everybody wang chung tonight.

run a teamspeak server, you can talk to people in real-time!

Just Wack it...

I'd rather skink it...

I can just go anywhere, including to my window, or outside. It's not that I need someone to talk to continually, it's that, I'm assuming that, I must need more practice speaking.

My whole life, people have told me that I've talked in circles and, Holy Shit, if I ever get half-way around, with her...

It's not that you talk in circles. It's that you just need to make it happen,

MAKE IT HAPPEN. Make it happen.Make it happen!Make it happen!Make it happen!Make it happen!Make it happen!

You heard him.

Make it hempen.

lol

I have to find a new girlfriend, first. Then she'll leave me.

i must pet the donkey before the african ass monkeys end up touching my penis.

How the hell are the african ass monkeys in California? Did they hop a plane?

they live in my sock drawer.

And my ex-girlfriend cooks me dinner, everyday. We both have dirty secrets.

The color on the wall is white.

Food taste good.