how my friend ruined my night of smoking

so i've been smoking weed and enjoying it for quite time now. I'm currently a freshman in highschool (15) but i consider myself highly knowlegable when it comes to weed and smoking. One of my friends has had me under the impression that he's been smoking for a while too. So we make plans to smoke together at my house, he comes over, and doesnt really konw much about how to smoke, which i could tell by watching him. Okay a little weird for somebody that's been smoking for months... but anyways, none of his hits were big or enough to be benneficial.

He had obviously never smoked before, and had been lying to me. So after a couple minutes of his pussy fake weed hits, he decides to pretend to be high. Now i've seen people fake a high before, but since my friend had never been high before, he obviously didn't know what to fake doing. Now i'm just trying to take my hits and make my night worth while, but hes poking me and shaking me and whenever i would say somethign he would do this fake laugh where he just laughs really hard, but it was retarded it was obviously being forced out and it was just stupid.

I guess he though being high meant being annoying as fuck.

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Yea bro I hate kids like that.... bunch of posers

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Originally Posted by mowie wowie

I guess he though being high meant being annoying as fuck.

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lol

R.E.T.A.R.D

Lmao, what an idiot. Why do kids have to do this to look big and clever aye?

I wouldn't invite your bloke over again to smoke, tbh. Anyone who acts like that should have their smoking priveleges revoked.

Exactly like Bakumatsu said, a waste of good weed (EVEN IF IT WAS SHWAGG it's still a big waste!) If there's one thing I hate besides marijuana laws, it's people that pretend to smoke. They will take fake hits, just leaving the smoke in their mouths and then blow it out and cough. You can tell by the exhale of smoke if it's even been inhaled or not, otherwise it will just come out all at once. That pisses me off about cigarettes too. Like, if someone asks me for a cigarette, and I don't have many left, I'll be nice and give them out anyway. But it pisses me off when I see someone pretending to smoke. It's a fucking waste!

I hate little kids like that, but hey mabye you can get him high and teach him the right way. How i hate posers

i bet he thinks hes bas ass too cuz he "smoked" weed once. dude u dont need that shit go find someone else to toke w/ or just smoke alone. no need to waste

LOL, that story made my day for the humor level...I love when people fake shit and get into some shit they didnt expect to get into like getting too high or just cant smoke at all.

he pry thinks he is cool cause he smoked weed... why smoke weed cause you can think your "cool." i mean, some people may, i dont know, but all i know is that i smoke it to get away from life.. i mean come on.. i dont know about most of you, but man life is just so god damn stressfull that i need a joint and a bowl a day just to keep going. this shit its hard. work, my g/f, my dissiblilitys, family, BILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just trying to keep everything togeather and everybody happy.. its seems like i just live my life for my g/f and family, as long as they are happy everything is ok.. so i like to think/relax by smokeing that shit just brings me to sanity again. I LOVE IT!!! no matter how bad shit gets, weed can just make you not worry, everything will be ok, no matter how bad it may be, it will be ok!! lol well theres my lil input, feel free to say whatever! plus im alil high as we speak, so my mind is open as hell.. so smoke a bowl then read this! lol take care everyone!

good points man ^

I say invite him over nxt time and actually get him high outta his mind and then be like i though u smoked before?

dude make brownies and give him some lol...

I say next time he wants to smoke, invite a bunch of your friends who smoke, find a small room, smoke up & give him an overwhelming contact buzz!
Those are fuuun.:stoned:

If people would just be honest it would save a bunch of humiliation. It's not like you're going to make fun of him for never smoking weed before... and he could have learned the right way.

im guessing he had smoked maybe like 5 times before with his friends that have never smoked before also, so he thought he was a fanatic instantly. i just hate when people wont stop laughing and doing retarded things. being high is so much better when youre chill and calm.

Sorry to hear about your misfortune. What a waste of the precious erb. As said earlier, give him a brownie if he is truly a friend and when he asks why he feels the way he does ask him if he has ever been high before.

Happy Toking :rasta:

damn man that was a waste of weed, he should have told the truth

yeah faker or not hes a good friend of mine. Seeing as everybody makes mistakes and does stupid things in their lives (myself included), i'm going to confront him about faking it, and instead of giving him shit i'm going to teach him the proper way so that he can enjoy this fantastic plant as much as I have.

you're a good friend. maybe he was just scared that you would make fun of him or something.