i didnt speak for about a half hour. then i called my friend a slut and went back to my room.
so i said
slut.
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i didnt speak for about a half hour. then i called my friend a slut and went back to my room.
so i said
slut.
I said morning to a workmate, I woke at 7.25 and didnt speak out loud till 9 thats awesome
"Damn paper guy always throwing the newspaper at the damn door!"
oh...theres the sun..
What up? To my 10 year old daughter
Fuck,I Gotta Go to Work! Damn!
i made up a word, and i cant remember it..
i think it was jesus funkincrackerbarrels
but im not positive.
wtf its only 9 ? it should be later than that!
i went to sleep at 3 am so i figured i would wake up late
"fuck" cause i missed the bus today and i have finals in 10 minutes
Said good morning to my cat Sammie who was hogging my pillow.:) :stoned:
open the window and said "get out of here, stupid cat.."
-some cat was trying to use my yard as their litter box
"ahhhh- it going to be a GOOOD day. "
I said, "Shut up, for God's sake, and stop whining," to one of my dogs, who was attempting to wake me up before I was ready. Not such a nice first spoken line of the day now that I think about it, but she's a major pest.
Goodnight.
damn i woke up again lol
morning baby........... to my wife
"Wheres my weed?"
"mmmff ... *raises head from pillow* ... see you later hunny."
Fuck, I'm hungry lol...well I guess it would be fuck then.Quote:
Originally Posted by question
damn i gotta fat dick[morning wood]
"Mom roll me up a Cigarette!"
"DAMMIT MOM! stop yelling! shit.... i aint going to school, i feel like SHIT!"
oh my baby shave your ass hairs!
me too, lol, i beleive we rolled it all into one joint billion fold, and a good joint it was.
" good morning, Lord ... another beautiful day ! " ... I say that every morning, rain or shine ... :smokin:
Haven't said a word yet...
My friend came to my house cause he had lunch at school and was like 'Dude have you seen the weed plants?'
And my first words of today was "Do I hafta get my gun and shoot at them fuckin rabbits again?"
But it was because they all grew almost a new set of leaves in one night, theyre goin strong =).
"I should probably go home..." ;)
Time to wake up?. are you joking?
i said hello good morning to the first person i saw today.
as to which i replied.. "oh no u don't :)"Quote:
Originally Posted by MaryJaneScott
lol nah but seriously my first word when i (last) woke up was "Yuuuucckkkk" as my dog was lickin me half to death... i then proceeded to swear a bad word for every stair on my steps as i walked to the bathroom :D
I said, "Hey buddy" to my son as he crawled in the bed.
sweet!
i woke up quarter after 7ish, and realized i still didnt need to be up until 8, so i went back to sleep
damn i love that :) , goin back to sleep after you've just woken up is awwsome :D... allthough my last boss didnt think so :dance:Quote:
Originally Posted by yoda
ROFL, but yeah, cause you feel sooooo good when you close your eyes again, then soon you just drift away.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wesley Pipes
hello,
the phone woke me up.
lol yeah gooooooood times :D :stoned: :rasta:Quote:
Originally Posted by yoda