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Alright well the storys like this.. my first time having sex, well actually about 2 hours ago rofl.. my girl came over and we smoked feeling all good and we went to get the groove on you know what i mean? and well i penetrate her and well you know what, and one thing leads to another.. AND SHE STARTS BLEEDING! OMFG BAD I MEAN LIKE A FUCKING PUDDLE AND SHES LIKE OMG! AND WE STOP HAVING SEX.. PUSSY ASS BITCH!! pisses me off i didnt even cum either..
btw im guessing i poped her cherry..
nice...
ugh.. sorry guys I was stoned at the time I wrote that.. just ignore it completely..
No, we're not going to ignore it. It's going to turn into the longest thread in cannabis.com history and we are going to make fun of you for being a stupid dumbass.
Sorry thread closed.
lol :D
Damn. I wish this thread wasn't closed.
She was probably on the rag. :dance:
I was gonna say stop being do damn ungrateful to this girl who apparently gave you her virginity....
What is it with you guys and blood lately...what are you French? Get in there and handle the situation like John Wayne would.
But since it's a dead issue I won't say anything.
I resent that. I have some French in me. I'm not nearly the pig as some of you Swedes, Portuguese, and Mexicans.Quote:
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Oh, and, by the way... Hi Carrie!!!
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HI yourself!!!
funniest shit i read all day!Quote:
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o man u need to make that up to her