these are great..........
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these are great..........
ya bong those are great.......Quote:
Originally Posted by Bong30
It might be funny but I can't read the print:o
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While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle and picked it up.
Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said "Master, may I grant you one wish?"
"You ignorant unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything," barked Bin Laden.
The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."
Osama thought a moment. Then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman, and said, "Very well. I want to awaken with three white women in my bed in the morning, so just do it and be off with you!"
The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.
The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton. His penis was gone, his knee was broken, and he had no health insurance. :dance:
Good one Ba
More neocon propaganda at its finest:thumbsup:^^^
Thanks EG....at its finest................sweeeeeetQuote:
Originally Posted by eg420ne
LMBO..I think it is funny..I needed a good laugh tonight..thanks Bong..and I know I am asking for it but to point out something if you didn't know..I don't support having a female in positions of power such as the President,Attorney General..etc..Janet Reno put me off women in authority..seriously...but I think that was a good one..nice change.:thumbsup:
Breukelen..thats not what the cartoons said though..your translation was still good..just read the cartoons..
Your the best Shelbay......Quote:
Originally Posted by Shelbay
Shelbay for PRES......................:thumbsup: id vote for you
haha..thanks Bong but I would not be a good one..I would probably have press conferences in my pjs and not have a clue what I am talking about..you know having access to the Government good stuff lol..thanks though. What is the guy called that handcuffs the briefcase on his hand that has the "buttons" in it? I would like to visit that room that was built to amplify noise..even whispers..I think it is amazing how they did that..early spying right?:)