fuckin a...
last night was fuckin awesome.
went and ran a bit at Relay For Life
rode over to jacks house and got his tent and stakes
i found a fucking rim in the gutter off the road
so i took it and put it on the front of my bike
then got the tent set up around 10 o clock...
and went across the street to my friend skibbys house to blaze
he had just gotten a new piece
and i had just gotten new herb
so thats exactly what we did
we fuckin blazed
this shit was obviously sativa
gave a nice heady high after two bowls
and my friend looked like wolfman again
went back to the football field/track and just chilled in the tent
for like an hour
then started walking around talkin to people
major buzzkill: when ppl know you're high and they keep sayin it
and lookin at you funny
i was ready to fuckin smack this one bitch cause she kept saying "matts stoned" with a teacher right over our shoulders
anyway... went down to the public library... skated some
and my buddy noah who just got out of court
plus two cars full of people
come screeching into the parking lot
and they all light up fucking joints and blunts
so i got higher
this was about 11:30
then some kid pulled out a trike he had stolen from somewhere
like a fuckin bigwheel
only a bigger one that could fit adults
omg that thing was great when i was high
you can spin out and shit with it
we go back to the high school parking lot when the cops kick us out of the library
and go to this girls car
im just in the back of the car
makin out and shit
still high as balls
we hang out up there for a few more hours
i drink about half of an olde english 40oz
then my homie jermaine and I went out to smoke
walked up next to the school and lit up a rillo
come back
this girl and i do our thing under the blanket
we just do this for like an hour or two
hang at the car
drinkin and smokin black and milds and ciggys and shit
i go back to the tent
try to catch some sleep
and lo and behold i get a call from alex sayin that this girl wants some herbals
so i walk my skinny ass back up there
its about 1.2 grams left in my bag
of some fine chronic
and she buys that for 20 (!) dollars
i originally bought the two grams for 25
so this is a major score
and as we are leavin the buildin
we notice it is 4:20AM
so we go to this spot right near the pool
and jermaine fills a black and mild (gold and mild)
with the last 1.2 grams
we blaze that shit
then go back to the tent
got some head and right as im gettin her bra
motherfuckin hurricane weather sets in
god dammit
this is a ghetto ass tent so we just fuckin stay out there
no door even
until this lady comes and is like "GET OUT OF THAT TENT"
cause apparently the wind blew over the big food tent with like 10000 lbs of support, knocked over the football goalpoast, and the tent was flippin towards our tent
so we go to the gym
and thats kinda the last i remember
but i woke up with that girl next to me
so its all fuckin good
the only thing i ended up losin was my socks
and i ripped the fuck outta my pants
but otherwise
it was a great night
sorry for the long read
how was everybody elses saturday night?
