Hey what's up guys. I'm a newbie and I was wondering what you guys use to get the smell out of:
1. the air
2. fabric
3. clothes
I've been using Axe and a shitload of Febreeze. Any suggestions?
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Hey what's up guys. I'm a newbie and I was wondering what you guys use to get the smell out of:
1. the air
2. fabric
3. clothes
I've been using Axe and a shitload of Febreeze. Any suggestions?
air: nag champa clothes:tide fabric:both tide and or nag champa
go to the kitchen and burn some toast
I smoke from a pipe so I don't really run into those issues. It produces less smoke than burning a joint or blunt. For the air, you can try some scented oil and those tea burners/candles. The scents are strong enough to cover the herb but not as strong as incense, so it won't linger.
Clothes and fabrics...don't know what to tell you. If I do smoke a joint, I usually take off my over shirt and smoke while I'm in a t-shirt so it doesn't get in my clothes.
my friend came up with an ingenious idea. We'd smoke in his basement and it had a tv, a mini fridge and a toaster. All we would do is spray some febreeze, open a window, turn on the fan and then burn some toast.
A good way to smoke it and get rid of the smell is to smoke in steam...
That's like, run a really hot shower and let it steam up your bathroom, smoke your joint, bong, pipe or whatever, then when your done, open the window and let the smoke and steam out.
I know a few people who do this on the boards and a cuple of my mates used to do it when we was all kids, well teenagers.
If its done with the right amount of steam, then it wont stick around.
Use a doob tube, then some freebreeze, then some body spray, then some listerine strips+spray, Put in some eyedrops = STRAIGHTNESS
Air: Always have a window open so the smoke doesnt sit in the rooom. Fan to take air out window, ozium spray bottle.
fabric: spray bottle of anything that is okay on fabrics
clothes: just shake em out a little
For fabric use Downy sheets and just rub they over your clothes and put one between your shirts. For the air get some spray and use a tube packed tight with Downy sheets.
Take your shirt off when you smoke too.
What I do is use rediculously small pipes to smoke with that produces very little smoke and I do it while my head is literally out the window nearly the whole time.
The best method is to buy a 5 dolla cig pipe. It's a pipe shaped/disguised like a cigarette so you can pretty much guess how small it is.
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The only bad thing is that you can only fit a pinky nail's worth of weed in there (cause I think the thing was made to hold burning roaches but not sure yet I can't even fit a small as hell joint in there so, dunno) You can only get a single hit out of it and a second hit will just leave ashes in your mouth so you're better off blowing finished weed out the pipe after one hit. The hits are extremely small and impossible to cough and impossible to have any changes in your eyes (red eyes, etc). I used this for a one hitter an hour before my gf came over (I did this two times) and she never knew a thing and she's very anti-weed and can also sense if someone near the dorm has smoked up and smell it from far away. That's how good a cig pipe is.
It's really worth buying though and can fool people when used outside. Just remember that they can notice that your 'cig' isn't burning. They'll be thinking of the burning bush from the Moses story, lol!
Though what I like to use that can hold a (small) bowl is a really small pipe almost half the length of a cig and has a lid that can cover the bowl on top.
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To use perfectly- take a hit and while you are inhaling, cover the bowl with the lid and then take your thumb and cover the mouth piece so no smoke escapes. This will also put out the fire in the weed therefore saving it, and will seriously conserve it. Since it's so small, you can probably fit it on the palm of your hand and therefore clench your hand into a fist with the pipe inside and no smell will escape and there will also be no sight of the pipe too. You'll definetly get a lot of smoke in your mouth unlike the cig pipe, so if you really wanna be super cautious, then just take small hits. Remember to quickly shut the bowl. Don't do it after you release it from your mouth, you have to do it while you are still inhaling. Just wait until you are almost done inhaling and quickly shut it cause if you don't, then smoke will escape. If done correctly, the only smoke that will EXIST at all is the smoke in your mouth. Stick your head out the window and blow. Make sure there's no wind (can be tricky).
The size of these pipes make easy to hide. I like to wrap em in dryer sheets to cover the smell and it works great.
-Smoke safe
Lip has got the right idea theres nothing like getting high in a hot bath its the shit!
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Originally Posted by shocker
This guys got the right idea. you just get a toilet paper roll put some downy sheets in there, put one(folded in a square) over one end, and tie it with an elastic. Then you just blow the smoke through, and all you smell is the downy sheets
i dont mind
alright this is a foolproof way to smoke with no smell. me and my friends used this in the dorm rooms and never got caught with this method.
put a fan in the window and block off the rest of the window so little or no air can get in. if you have a second window open it only a little bit for some cross ventilation. towel the bottom of the door. make a spoof (doob tube, w/e) with dryer sheets. you need a good air spray for the air. we found that the brand "neutra air" is the most effective for killing the smell. burn some incense and finally cover the smoke detector with something so it doesnt go off. get some axe for your clothes and visine for your eyes and you cannot possibly get caught.
We found a great little tool at our local headshop that works wonders. It's a breath neutralizer... you take your hit, then as your exhaling your hit you blow it through this tube and it comes out the other end smelling like whatever flavor you buy. It looks like a tube of chaptstick, we just get cherry cause it smells good. The only smell that will be given off is the bowl/joint burning, which is very very minor. I'm sure most headshops offer something like this.
wow that plan won't fail.... but sooo much work to get stoned.... why not just smoke outside and then walk back in...Quote:
Originally Posted by kid rediculous
You could also blow into a towel, but you'll have to wash it after of course.
use the old incence trick, dont smoke at home for a while let your parents think your really into incense. if they search they'll find nothing and believe your into incence like me. incorperate smoke later no one notices. they'll think u just got new incenese ( please excuse my rambling )
you could smoke outside.pretty much no smell(except on your breath) if you don't stand downwind of the smoke.
haha i like nice dreamz idea
Smell is more of an issue for me lately, too.
I heard a myth that the smell sticks to your hair, and that you should rub or brush your hair after you smoke, but I think thats bullshit. Weed smell lasts just as long as any other smokes' smells so heres what I do to get the smell out:
Air: Febreeze is okay but get one of those disinfectant sprays. For some reason they are much better at masking the smell.
Clothes: Okay, so what I do to keep the smell off my clothes, hair, skin, etc. is this. I tilt my head back and make sure that I keep the joint above my face at all times. Smoke travels up, so if you keep it above your head less smoke will have contact with you. It's not 100% effective, but it helps. I don't spray air freshner or deodorant after smoking because its simply too suspicious - imagine seeing a guy who walks in smelling like weed/tobbacco/both and stinks of perfume at the same time.... Its obvious that you suspect he's been smoking.
Try to smoke so that the smoke blows away from you, i.e. have your back to the wind.
In the end the only way to not smell of weed is to eat it.
incense.. stoners greatest accessory... get the good ones tho i like the ones you can get at headshops or this wiccan store that used to be in syracuse that you put together a bag of them.. they burned for a long time and smelled insanely good and covered up the weed smell amazingly, i was burnin incense all night this one time when the cops showed up and they didn't know anything
air conditioners are pretty sweet.. all the smoke gets sucked into mine.. or open a window and use a fan
also cigg smoke covers up weed smoke and vice versa
sandal wood incence sticks, and all the fresh air you can get into the room, and never worry about the smell its natural deodourant.
it wasnt as much work as it seems we had everything we needed and it took like 2 mins to set up and we never took anything down so the room was always ready to smoking in. we used to just go outside all the time but wouldnt you just rather smoke inside in a nice comfortable warm environment?Quote:
Originally Posted by heyman
I had a friend in college and when he smoked in his dorm he blew
out his smoke thru a paper towel roll filled with fabric softener sheets.
I have no idea if this actually worked. But he seemed to think so..LOL
ever heard of a spoof? Take like 30 sheets of dryer sheets, poke holes in the bottom of a bottle, and fucking stuff the shit out of the bottle. Then all the smoke smells like dryer sheets(good :D) Msake sure you smoke one hitter bongs. Woow I hate writing bout pot, today Im forcing myself to not smoke
just blow through a toilet paper roll covered in a couple fabric softender sheets, and point the sheet covered end out the window when you blow.
then that way, it wont get in the air, or on fabric or anything
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Originally Posted by baisez le monde.
I use pampers baby wipes. Ive been using these for a while to clean my nose and wipe my hands after smoking. I dont smoke ciggs and my folks wud kill me if i did so i cover things up that way. Today after reading this thread i got a toilet roll stuffed it with a few baby wipes and tried that and boy did it work! Light some insense whilst ya doing it cuz you cant take away the smell the burning joint makes so the insense will mask that. Any odour eating room spray will do. For UK users buy the oust spray or the supermarkets equivalent eg tescos odour eating outdoor meadow spray.:rasta: :thumbsup:
ive been smoking for like 2 years now and i have never been caught..anytime i drink i get caught so easily, but not wen i smoke..the air usually gets rid of it so easy, all my friends get paranoid and use axe but i use nothign and i never get caught