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Well two boys I guess. but listen to this story hahaha
It is 2:32 AM and I'm waiting in my house for them...they live across town in two seperate houses on the second floor of armed alarmed asian houses. they are sneaking out of these alarmed houses, driving over and were gonna smoke a BIG ass blunt. we all need to get up for school in about 4 hours. SICK. its worth the story...ill see how it goes as the night continues
Why are they in armed alarmed asian houses :confused: That is a bit of a tongue twister for me :D
lmao
What up, Worddddddddddd,
What happened?
hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahah funniest night ever.
alarmed asian houses means that they are, yes, asian and both of their parents arm their alarms every night before going to bed, thus making burglary AND sneaking out very hard. one of them dropped a sheet out of a window that didnt have a sensor on it...the other one had a bit more trouble.
he had to cut a hole in his screen and jump two stories into a bush. despite going to Yale next year, he didnt think about how he was gonna get back in. dumbass.
so they come over really sketched out and are like DUDE we both fell out of our windows and smacked the side of our houses...were so fucked, we dont even want to smoke. now, im in my pj's and im all ready to smoke so i slap both of them across the face. it worked. we smoked a few bowls. after a while (its now 3:30 AM) they decide to be heading back, they grab a ladder from my house for help.
im getting burnt, so i am about to pass out when my phone starts ringing. its the kid whos going to yale. he cant get back in. after much debate he made ME call his sister (cause he didnt have service or something, whatever) and had me tell his sister (who ive never talked to before in my life) that we pressured him to sneak out and she would be paid if she went downstairs turned the alarm off and opened the garage really quickly with out waking his parents up. after that, his phone and her phone stop working, so i basically give up and call the OTHER kid. he picks up and goes "cant talk. my brother called me and said i need to get my ass home cause my dads looking for me." hahahaha. so BOTH of them are getting fucked, and im high as shit.
in the end, i dont know about the yale kid, but the other one got away clean and i went to sleep around 4:15. they are at school right now and i can only imagine what hell theyre going through.
sucks, but its funny as hell cause tommorow, regardless of whether he got in trouble or not, well just laugh about it and smoke another bowl :) its a night for the memory books hahaha
Sooo funny. Reminds me of great times, haha!! This used to work on my parents but they were also total drunkards: I'd come home in the morning and knock on the door. They'd answer, let me in, and wonder what I'm doing outside and I'd usually say I was getting the paper but locked myself out. Never mind the fact I had the same clothes from the previous evening when I went to my 'friends house'....idiots!! LOL!
hahaha i love that ^^.
anyway so the kid called me just now, he said he got in through the garage and got in, but as soon as he did his dad comes down and is wondering whats going on. so he darts in and hides in his laudnry room. his dad walks with in 2 feet of him but doesnt see anything. he goes up to his room, picks the lock on the room cleans up the the broken screen and goes back to bed hahahahahaha. im gonna be telling this story for years to come haha
ah who the fuck cares, parents are fucking nuts anyway. i used to come home high as fuck and have to sit there and talk to my mom...completely ripped...jesus, i'm not sure if she knew and dindn't say anything or what but...here i am, years later, just fine and dandy :)
I used to think like that man...Quote:
Originally Posted by homestar
My mom used to always have this whole fucking list of questions when I came home stoned. The kind you can't answer with a yes or no...
I thought she only saved those types for when she thought I was stoned though, pissed me off sometimes...
LOL... good times, good times. :)
Thats some funny shit. I never stay up that late and shit tho. Man thats funny tho.